I found things like spider webs on bananas from Brazil

There's a spider in your banana

is that actually yours? post pic with timestamp

how would a spider survive a month long journey by ship?

open the banana and take a pic of the spider, please

By eating banana

Spiders can go for weeks without eating.

idk man spiders are pretty tough, we've been through a lot

how do you know where the bananas come from? Seems pretty unrealistic that we would sell fruits to a country on the other side of the globe

don't eat it.

wait what

>bad luck
A wandering spider bite gives you a raging erection before killing you.

Bananas get shipped green then gassed with ethylene when closer to their sale destination

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based spider

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that's just a typo, right?

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wew

Why did you even buy them? Are you blind?

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on the bright side, when bugs like it it means there's no poison

It's his banana now

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Don't respond

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haha yes of course I am not a spider, lol

damn they've got gigachads edits for literally every situation

fucking hell never buying one again

This just looks like the plastic they wrap them with to keep them ripe.

I have no idea what this is.

it's the 2020 version of rule 34

>haha yes of course I am not a spider, lol

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Nigger what the fuck

OP is not answering. He was killed by the spider already.

Fake I think

>porra de macaco
Ui! Que delicia!