/brit/

tell the bird you want to shag her and lick her arsehole you fucking cocoa-shunting cock jockey!

I don’t want to get fined mate
She’s shagabble but I’m broke

you just had to go to your precious pub didn't you rorke? didn't you?

anyone want to invest in a /brit/ speakeasy in manch?

Shit. Gonna post my post in the other thread. Shame it has come to this, two threads
Two threads but why

POPPYCOCK! POOF.

dirty fucking tory rats

Is there anything to do but get high lads

Starting to think not

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was under lockdown anyway.
for me? its the boredom of endlessly toiling

*blocks your path*

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Not really...

me? working 12 hour night shifts 6 days a week in a security gig

that filename is a bit problematic

mark's gone scary vicar mode
youtube.com/watch?v=94Ph_jXJ6FQ

Most people drink for fun.

I drink to escape the painful memory of my girlfriend dumping me and telling everyone I was clingy when I was 14.

despise the halloween decorations on this board

would like to suck on some boobs

Ah yes, Grim and Grimmer, please tell us more about how we're all going to die unless we take the vaccine developed by the company you have millions of stock in

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waaaay too early

I work the late shift at a petrol station

these graphs don’t even have proper titles or labels on the axes, i would have been failed even on my BTEC for submitting something like that

where is all this money going

It rose around the time of the "eat out" deal.

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wheres the slide of increased prostitute usage?

Yaaawn tell me when Bojo is on

you can disable them by changing theme mongo

Ah well at least we didn't elect Corbyn, otherwise he might have made the railways cheaper or mandated 100% furlough including the self-employed, god forbid

>axes

What i don't understand is how we can all go to work and go to the shops and go to restaurants all fine as long as we're good little boys and stay 2 magic meters apart, and now suddenly we have to lockdown

Cam raaaaaaaaaaaaand

i use randomise filenames

if they don’t do that again the restaurants will all die this time and they won’t come back for another decade

i keep doing that but every new thread i open its the halloween thing and im getting carpal tunnel changing the decoration so often

even woke up Boris when the slideshow was over, good stuff

BOJO HAS ARRIVED

ah fair enough

Based boomers. Destroying future generations to make slightly more money and pay slightly fewer property taxes. Sacrificing the longterm for a short term advantage.

fucking hell I'm the only person watching this in my house and I'm not even watching it

Grow up and move on, virge

BoJo more like BOZO

you cretin merriam-webster.com/dictionary/axis

alright Boris.. what's happening?

DEMOCRACY KNOWS NO END

fair enough

uganda? I hardly know her

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haven't listened to a briefing since mid april, me
I get it, flu killing a few people, dont go near anyone, don't do anything that isnt staying in your house yadda yadda who cares
bored of it

We can till go to work and school. Just nothing else.

not watching the livestream
dont live in england
DONT CARE!!!!!!!

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Premier League won't stand for this

Why did they have the slides first? Half the people have already tuned out and even this fucking spiel is taking forever, no wonder no one listens to the fucking tiers and levels

Oof, mentioning wanting to double capacity overnight

Can see twitter grabbing onto that and daring him to do it

will /brit/ be participating in no nut november?

you're a disgusting zoomer if you haven't beat the underwater level in the turtles game
youtu.be/JiIKUFjw6KA?t=415

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>take the vaccine developed by the company you have millions of stock in

Lel, is this true?

what stream

If students weren't so arrogant this never would have happened

No, I do Movember instead

restaurants and bars are shit businesses anyway.
bound to fail in the long term and a waste of resources.

boris is playing fortnite on twitch

GYMS ARE CLOSED

GYMSE ARE CLOSED

Into the pockets of Johnson's friends, because the British public will literally sell their souls, their grandparents, their freedom and their heath in exchange for a vague promise of maybe seeing a couple less black people on the street when they go out shopping in future. Whether that actually happens is irrelevant, the vague hope it might is enough. If Scotland does become independent I'm going to move there, don't care how 'pozzed' it is it's still more of a blank slate than this 1000-year caste system run by Norman chud-toffs. Doubt that'll happen either though because they seem too pussy to go full IRA and no Westminster government will ever agree to a second independence referendum they aren't certain they can swing, legitimately or otherwise. I don't think there is any peaceful means by which things will get better in our lifetimes.

LOCKDOWN CONFIRMEd
FUCKING RIP THIS COUNTRy
FUCKING RIP
KILL US ALL

new neighbours letting off fireworks

very anti-social if you ask me. we don't do that kinda thing in the country

personally I blame the cunts doing irresponsible things like going into shops or sitting on park benches

i've been involuntarily taking part in no nothing 2020

I'm allergic to nuts

northerners*

t. southerner who’s been seeing all my mates from up north going to raves and stuff

>locked up for a month
>not wanking
impossible

HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF

CASES!!!!!!!!!

it was confirmed last night

TAKEAWAYS STAYING OPEN

Why didn't we just isolate the elderly and vulnerable in the first place?

Mom is like “okay I’m voting for Biden this time but the NEXT republican that runs I’m voting for them”

kek even old white women don’t want gloompf anymore

>pubs closed

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Going to invent a virus that exclusively kills everyone over the age of 40

FURLOUGH EXTENDED

Yeh I'm going to give it a go

FURLOUGH SCHEME IS BACK

FURLOUGH IS BACK BOIIIZZ
LOOKS LIKE NEETDOM IS BACK ON THE MENU

And before you ask, yes the person in charge of running test and trace got the job because his wife is good friends with BoJo's gf.

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bit mental that boris' dad looks healthier than he does

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CHRISTMAS NOT CANCELLED (yet)

almost like it's nigh impossible to do

Applied for a new job at a vaccine company. Shall be having you all under my thumb in no time.

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>le what if it just went straight up graph man
FUCK
OFF

getting all my knowledge of this lockdown from you lot so you better not sprinkle in any lies

Fucking rare

Where are you from? I'm on my phone.

corrupt fucks should all be executed

uganda proxy

should i go on rogaine?

>month off with pay
that's what I'm talking about
i'm a shutin so lockdowns dont affect me at all

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>been on furlough since April
>gonna be on until December

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people need to just ignore these lockdowns
what will governments do? send in the militaries to start rounding people up?

Uganda be kidding me

Yeah much easier to isolate EVERYONE IN THE COUNTRY