A gorilla vs a bear you ask? the bear would win that fight, of course

Rabbit or koala?

I doubt any of the roo's attacks would land, chimps are very agile and aggressive

real question is what animals do yall niggas think you would 1v1 bare handed or by using only basic tools you find in nature

So let's say this is the setting
>you meet in its natural habitat but in a relatively open space, face to face
>distance 10-20meters
>only weapons you can find are rocks and sticks (unless you are in a habitat where there arent any, like the ocean)

for me definitely could take on
>ANY dog
>wolf
>cheetah
>leopard
>any monkey except gorilla
>kangaroo
>hippo
>any non-venomous snake
>any bird
>any non-venomous bug
>crocodile on land
>hyena

What would end in stalemate?
>giraffe
This fucker could not do anything to me except maybe break a few bones with a kick, or maybe crack my skull but most likely it would leave me alone pretty quickly. It could kill me, but then again the fuckers legs seem to be its weakness so if I can evade the first few kicks and then lurk in the plantation throwing rocks I could take the W. So its a stalemate, I wouldn't really want to fight it anyway.
>horse
these fuckers bite and they kick and they are more muscular than giraffes so they could fuck me up but they arent vicious enough to kil lme.

animals i would 100% lose to
>grizzly
>polar bear
>tiger
>male lion
>whale
>big shark (possibly can get it to fuck off by punching repeatedly, but couldn't kill it)
>lethalyl venomous cunts
>elephant

grizzlies avg 9 inch cocks btw

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Impossible for anything alive to survive a 7.62 to the head.

Why are all Finns so delusional?

What if you miss?

What about whales?

>hippo

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what part of that was delusional

hippo are too fat and clumsy to do shit to me. I will just circle around him and stick him in the ass all the time until he fucking dies. He doesn't have high enough legs to kick me, all he can do from that position is shit himself. Easy W.

lmao get real
the only thing I believe you could take on from that list is a non-venomous snake
every single one of the other animals would fuck you up

Yeah a hippo would fuck user up, they kill more people than any other animal in Africa

oh and to be clear im fighting the hippo on land not in water. in water i would lose if im not able to get the fuck to land before the hippo catches me

Hippos can run 18-31 mph

>While hippos appear to be fat and slow, they can run at 30 km/h on land (19 mph).
You would get trampled

Chimps would rip your fucking face off

I bet the gorilla would win, he can single handedly lift the bear and throw it off the top of a tree.

It would die, the bullet would get trough it all or almost all of it. Surely her brain would get absolutely fucked.

*Shoots you*

>a gorilla
>a bear
I would befriend both

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A hippo wins against all big land animals except elephants. You'd get rekt instantly.

Gorillas are chill, Bears aren't aggressive but they are solitary and you would start to piss them off after a while

The skin of a hippo is so thick they can tank big cat scratches and bites. They can fuck up pretty much every land animal, how delusional are you dude?

Name a dog that can 1v1 a fully grown human male.
A wolf can't. No dog can.
Cheetah? How the fuck would that little kitten do anything to me?
Leopard, ok maybe I can understand why you doubt me here, but I would grapple this cunt and throw him down. Pretty sure he'd give up quick. Easier enemy than the wolf.
Monkeys, well I suppose when you say they would beat me you mean baboon, chimp, orangutan. Orangutan maybe but theyre not aggressive enough. Baboon, fuck no, too small. Im a grown man. A chimp? Well, a chimp has a chance if he gets me quick but I don't think he could. I fuck use my feet and my hands to fuck him up, I would target his weak spots and he would lose.
Kangaroo? Obvious W for me. They got strong legs and a strong tail, so my strategy is to run at him, take him down and get a hold of his little fucking neck. Then he dies.
Hippo, already explained it.
What bird would even be a challenge for a grown human male? An ostrich? Fuck is that nigga gonna do, peck me? I grab the bird by its neck and strangle it.
I dont know what non venomous bug would be a threat to me.
A croc is a bit dangerous and I'd rather not fight it, but they're dumb as fuck and they don't move easy, so I would go behind him, jump on his back and fuck him up .
Hyenas are just fucking bitch dogs.

Humans can run that fast, and it's a lot easier for me to turn than them. Only chance for the big pig is to run away from me, lol.

I can run faster.. and it's about dodging it and going behind it.

Nigga... they not even a meter tall and they weigh 50 kilos. Next you gonna say Conor McGregor would beat Hafthor Björnsson.

Against all dumb animals, not against a human fucktard.
Do you think im gonna stand still while he charges at me and then try to hit it ?
Fuck yall niggas got no imagination.

>A hippo wins against all big land animals
Rhinos and Hippos are completely equal and stalemating each other

I would love to see you fight

you're retarded youtube.com/watch?v=toEsTZW-U5o

Your epic superior intellect isn't going to do shit in a fight against an animal that fucks up lions and tigers.

Ok, then I'll target his hind legs. See how tough he is when he can't move. That would give me enough time to get a sharper weapon to finish it off.

Fuck outta here, rhinos are bigger, faster, tougher, and they got the horn . I would 100% lose to a rhino.

You're a fucking pussy dude. I bet you'd be scared to fight a goat.

Gorilla has thumbs and would squeeze his eyes out. Blind bear is helpless

Watch the video, bunch of the hippos get devoured by lions.

Look I'm not fucking saying that I would easily wreck each of these without any injuries to myself, I'm just saying that in a battle to the death it's my W.

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I'm quite confident. What does a bear like to eat?

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I'm going to go further into this

>dogs
small dogs sure, if you're up against some of the bigger dogs the fight is definitely scaled in their favour
>wolf
they're considerably bigger, stronger than and smarter than dog. You're fucked. Have fun being eaten alive.
>cheetah
doubt it
>leopard
not a chance
>monkey
any great ape would murder you without breaking a sweat
>kangaroo
have you actually seen a kangaroo. They're like 2m and fucking jacked. You'd get humiliated
>hippo
not a chance, they are very big and aggressive. And if you're in water there's not even going to be a fight
>birds
a cassowary would fuck you up with their talons, an emu would definitely fuck you up as well
>non-venomous bug
sure, I'll give you that one
>crocodile
highly doubt that, they are deceivingly fast and once it gets you it's over. At best you'd only lose a limb, and that's a good result
>hyena
don't know much about them, but I don't think you'd "definitely" take one on
>giraffe
massive height advantage, it could probably trample you with ease
>horse
you're dead, one well placed kick from a horse and you're a goner. Sure they are prey animals, but there are definitely instances were they will act aggressively

you're just a small little finn boy

No I would just pay good money to see you fight your list

yeah when they're like 10 vs 1 youtube.com/watch?v=Ukv0DT08XHg

The skin of a hippo is literally thick enough to tank big cat attacks, some autistic Finn with a stick isn't going to do shit. You're also dead the moment you fall to the ground or you don't have the stamina to run circles anymore since a hippo will outrun you if you run in a straight line.