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first for piss shit cum

what does it mean if im drunk and im talking to a drunk millf on my street and she walks me home and outside my door she says "you're hot... if i was 25 hyears younger.."
im mowing her lawn monday

Don't do it

is this the gay thread for niggas who be shittin up in they britches

Uuuuh... Wait how old are you

dont mow her lawn or dont fuck her?
im 21 shes like 52

yes my dude

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ao basicallt heres what happened i had 12 beers or something and its ahalloween so i walked around the neighborhood and my hot milkf neighbor had 3 beers but shes a lightweigt so i sat with her and we talked then i walked home and she walked me and outside my door she was like "if only i was 25 years younger..." then i kissed her on the forehead and walked in but i said id mow her lawn on mondat. what?

>im mowing her lawn monday
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no im iterallty mowing her lawn not going down on her hairy cooch. i might wave the money and ask for SEX HOT SEX instaed

She's almost gilf territory. Milf is like 30-45ish. It's ok to mow her lawn. Is she divorced?

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>She's almost gilf territory. Milf is like 30-45ish. It's ok to mow her lawn.
what exactly are you saying...

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>i might wave the money and ask for SEX HOT SEX instaed
LMAO you can have both
dont try to say you'll mow her lawn in exchange for prostitution man, that'll make her feel bad. make her feel special, like a woman.

Don't question Mississippian wisdom.

shes married but her husband is a beta cuck and she told me to mow her lawn on monday because her husband wull be away that day? wjat mean?
she will sex me up honestly retgardless of the meas. i hope ehr son isnt there monday so i can make bug cums on her.

I don't think there is anything mysterious in my text

I wouldn't bed her. That would be adultery. It would be different if she were a widow or divorced.

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how old is her son
I thought you were making a euphemism

when she walked me home i kissed her forehead is this a good move? wjhen she said "oh if only i was 26 years younger..." i was gonna say "you dont have to be 25 years younger to get me.." but i didnt know if that would be a good move
adultey shmoshmultery
her son is 17

oh wait yeah this
dont fuck a married woman, thats bad man

also why the fuck are you typing like that

fucking yikes

i am uder the influence of 12 bottles of very fine craft german beer and honestly monica bernard i see my spelling my mistakes but can not be ass=ked to correct them
also why is it bad to fuck married women

This thread is shit.

>honestly monica bernard
are you larping me as a woman bro, what the fuck
its because marriage is sacred, she belongs to another man.

monica = my nigga
mo nicca = my nigga
and she's buddhist and buddhist marriaeg isnt' sacred so i can fuck her? she's white not azn

marriage is still a christian institution and it doesnt matter anyway, she belongs to him
dont fuck her, just find a nice girl whos single

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insofar as i am a christian man i will refrain from fucking my milf neighbor who has made advabces on me. amen brothers. i love you

That would be the neighborly thing to do.