Live so far north it's constant darkness from nov-feb

>live so far north it's constant darkness from nov-feb
>constant brightness may-aug
>sleeping pattern gets fubar
>spring/fall the sun is so low it's always in my eyes making me squint and getting headaches
I want to move near the equator where it's day for 12h and night for 12h all year round

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life is abysmal everywhere
deal with it

only because the people who live there can't do anything right

Move here. It’s not equatorial but at least the sunlight isn’t as fucked

imagine having a darkness like this for 4 months

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do you have seasons at all?

look at this, they don't have to deal with any of this crap

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>imagine complaining about your lofe in norway because of muh sunlight.

you don't know how crazy it gets, it's ridiculous

How the fuck can you have 17 hour days and know that if you pass out or knock yourself outside thats it you fucking die of hyperthermia, an think thats normal?
You go to work and its still dark and when you leave its already night time again
Oh damn i have to spend an hour every day moving a pile of frozen water from my driveway, and if i don't put fucking chains on my tyres I'll just crash and die

u jelly?

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COMFY

almost impossible to get hyperthermia outside here, only happens in cars, rooms with closed windows to the south etc.

not him but i've been there, i've played football at the beach it was 3 am and it seemed like it was 3 pm, that was dope.

just move to southern norway?
i guess he meant hypothermia

i would get pissed if it was summer and the sun was setting at 8.
peak performance would be norway half the year, southern tip of chile, argenitina or NZ the other half. fuck darkness.

i meant the cold
why the fuck did we make two words which mean the opposite be pronounced the exact same?

It rarely gets that cold here. Most winter days are between +5 and -5c. The extreme temperatures are in the far north and no one lives there. Most people live in the south and especially coast where it's mild.

then I supposed you meant to say 17 hour nights too

>just move to southern norway?
it's overrun by muslims

both

i did. went to sweden/finland/eesti

>shortest day of the year is 7 hours
>longest day is 17.5 hours
kino

its the best thing in life. when you have your summer holiday you just forget about time, do things at your own pace and go to bed when tired. i get into a 27-28 hour day rythm then. op is just a weak light sensitive fag who cant sleep unless its absolute darkness.

sounds kino

I wish we had longer summer days. It's never enough for me. I work during winter so it doesn't make much of a difference, i wouldn't really make or have any use for sunlight

This. UK also has no true night for about a month around midsummer, just nautical and astronomical twilight

The winter is hell desu
People were not made for this darkness

But Zig Forums told me there are no muslims in Norway. That's only in Sweden and Norway is based and doesn't let them in. :^)

Come here on the Alps

>Equator
Go to Singapore. It's right on top of the equator

At least you got lower taxes than the southerners

15k nok (1.350k €.with current exchange rate) in lower taxes each year... It's basically nothing.

>Basically nothing
Holly shit man
Please donate it to me