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Just had solid daal

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can you explain please

Any Silures in?
*raids /ita/*

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saw the weird man face before the dog's face and now i can't see the man any more

I just discovered I left the keys in the ignition of my bike all night

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sorry, i don't care about (You)s

virginwear

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the country is fucked
it's just full of stupid docile dick heads who do as the government and their propaganda machine says without any questions or resistance to the bull shit

poast bike lad

my favourite daal book is george's marvellous madras

Journey takes 14 minutes in the car an 1 hour an 15 minutes on the bus. bit weird.

coughing up loads of phlegm

>fanny
cannot fathom it

my mates made a terrible impression on my housemates

thesun.co.uk/news/13071626/panic-buyers-shops-stock-up-second-national-lockdown/amp/

another round of panic buying then

yeah. germans just said "we arent doing lockdown get to fuck" then the government said "alrigh".

COVID

Quick, make your testament.

>when your mate turns up and immediately announces to all that he's just had a gram of coke

nothing particularly interesting, just a qt 125. I call her Yuki

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lib status: owned

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been there done that

already had the last rites

peng

for frodo

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Ah, pretty comfy.

that doesn't work this way in germany. it's divided in länders and each state decides for themselves

Made some tea and didn't ask any of you if you wanted a cup too haha take that you bastards

i thought the uk was first world?

sort that garden out

Our rail system could have been so GOAT and evened out the wealth of the land for the betterment of everyone

buses tend to go all round the houses on the most convoluted route ever instead of just going straight to the destination. Of course nobody ever gets on when they go through these hamlets in bumfuck nowhere but if they ever changed the route there would be riots

Took it

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should I get up lads? no real reason to or not to

dipped my nob in some cunts cuppa

Did the vehicle do a vroom

noice

You thought wrong

get up and cook a nice lunch

GET UP STAND UP
STAND UP FOR YOUR RIGHTS
GET UP STAND UP
DON'T GIVE UP THE FIGHT

that photo is a few years old now, the fence has been replaced

So how are we going to stop this "lockdown" then lads?

bizarre this, assume it’s the same mongs as first time
wouldn’t they have realised they didn’t need to panic buy after they were fine through the first lockdown?

Lads

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>tending gardens

Yielding to others' opinions is peak conformism.

if they were capable of cognition they wouldn't have done it the first time

Hearing reports of Paul Gascoigne turning up to Jeremy Corbyn's house with some fried chicken and a fishing rod

*stays the frick inside*

watched I'm Thinking Of Ending Things yday
proper kino I must say

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during the days of ancient greece and that
did people live in houses on hills, canyons or mountains ?

it was bollocks mate

it was ok

youtu.be/VcauCclfytI

the only way out is proletarian resistance

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Levitating bin

>proto coming round for the first time to meet the housemates
>is greeted by the sight of the two of them bent over an upside down plate as she walks in

we've supposedly been on a level 5 lockdown for over a week and no-one is observing it

lockdown is pointless
just want the clubs open again

piss jug is at about 70%

Hills, mountains and basins

Why?

Rate my shopping

2 bags Tesco sweet and salted popcorn
Yo Sushi bbq teriyaki sauce
Yo Sushi Yakitori sauce
Nandos Lemon and Herb sauce
Watermelon
6 pack Jazz apples
6 pack sharwood egg noodles
frozen diced chicken (100% chicken breast)
9 pack warbutrton crumpets
Steak mince 5% fat
Diced chorizoo
12 savoury eggs
12 pack Evian water bottles

riots rebellion and telling the government to fuck right off
but we won't do that because everyone here is a docile gullible twat who blindly follows orders

arrogant student

I understood this reference

Prove it

how can you buy so much and yet gain so little

Wait, so Raiden was never actually on a mission? The patriots sent him in to their own facility to hijack it?

why did pol pot tell people to kill anyone that wore glasses?

blog on

>diced chorizo
so brits really? too lazy to cut it yourself?

never reply to me again

could have gone to a free party in Bristol last night but declined