DJT is the best Japanese language learning vtuber shitposting thread on Zig Forums for むっつりスケベ共 that are interested in everything Japanese (no politics ) Japanese speakers learning English are also welcome
The only way to learn 日本語: 1.無理があんのよ 2.Don't waste time/money on ゴミ like: -Shitty apps, 英語 youtube channels, Genki, RTK, KLCC, Kanji Damage, Wanikani, Duolingo, language schools, classrooms, JLPT, Kanji Kentei tests etc. -Awful anki decks (only 2k/6k from the OP and a simple yomichan mining deck are ok) -You shouldn't spend more than 1-2 hours on Anki as a beginner and 30 minutes max after a few months, spamming easy is fine, Anki is only good at the start to prepare you for the journey -Pitch accent (doesn't exist, you can say words however you want youtube.com/watch?v=Jb7DRvot9Uc ) -Learning how to write on paper (you can do it later once you're decent at Japanese) Avoiding these beginner traps will cut down your learning time considerably to less than 5 years if you learn every day and never give up, since the following points are what actually teaches you Japanese 3.Take care of yourself, read cosmetic/toothpaste ingredients, don't use fluoride, opt for natural ingredients only 4.Spend a few days getting familiar with hiragana and katakana 5.A few months of Anki 6k vocabulary and your favorite grammar guide while reading something easy on the side 6.A few years of reading, listening, watching vtubers, shitposting in /djt/ and having your posts corrected by Jap flags, googling stuff you don't know and you're done! 7.Move to Japan (optional) 8.Realize there's always more to learn and the ride never ends 絶対英語を学べる方法: youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
「バーの*床に1万(円札)を見つけたら、どうしますか」 これ*を(は is not necessarily wrong, but this is way more natural here)三人の女性に聞いた。
「あの、私なら。。 お札(usually say it with お)を拾って、レジに(putting here 入れるために may make it more natrutal)*戻っていく」
「あたしなら、誰かがお金を失ったか(なくしたか or 落としたか sounds more natural)どうか尋ねて*みていく(when verbs work as helper auxiliary, they are supposed to be written in kana, ) *そうじゃなければ(actually I can't guess your original intention. 見つからなければ"If I can't find the owner of the bill" may fit better)、あたしもレジに戻っていく」
「俺なら(to be honest, this girl deserves to be hired only by this word. Girls usually call themselves わたし. あたし is for sluts so it'd be your option as well.) 踏むよ! 誰も探しに来ないなら、あたしのものよ!」
雇われた女はどちら(誰 may fit better)かって?
Connor Martin
>Please, take a picture of us. 僕たち(omitting の may make it sound bit more natural)2人の写真を取ってください >I don't like that (kind of) food. そんな食べ物*は好きじゃない >I will eat it (just because you asked). まあいい、食う*よ >I don't remember where I left my passport. 俺のパスポート*を(は sounds ok, but it sounds like the topic of the conversation is the passport)どこに置いたのか(を)忘れた >Do you (still) have your dictionary? まだその辞書がある(or, but 辞書を持ってる? may sound ok. It'd depend on your preferance)? >Remember to charge your phone before leaving. 出*る前にスマホを充電することを忘れるな >Do you want to see some bears at the zoo? *クマ*が見*たい? 動物園*で(クマを見て欲しい? sounds like you're asking if he wants you to see bears) >We'll going to buy (some) souvenirs (later). お土産をちょっとあとで買ってい*くつもり (ある sounds like it's something specific. I think "some" here mentions something unspecific. The same goes the bears sentence.) >I enjoyed the day before yesterday. 一昨日*は面白かったね >Let's ask him (something) about this place. ここ*についてあいつに聞いて*いこうか(いこうか sounds like asking him before taking some action because you think you will need that information afterword. If you're gonna just go and ask him, it's 聞いてこようか)
Zachary Smith
BASED PIC OP
Gabriel Cox
Is there a good word for a partner you're seeing but isn't officially your boyfriend/girlfriend? セフレ is too casual
