No prostitutes, actors, or unclean tradesmen may attend edition
/brit/
Hunter Smith
Sebastian King
so...brown women?
Jack King
yeah well I'm a mechanic and posting here so suck my gonads lol
Michael Bailey
Never drinking again went out on sunday and ended up talking so much bollocks saying that english people are soft compared to irish and they wouldntnt have lasted in an irish school and the guy turned to walk away then swung back round,hit me so hard my eyes went into the back of my head that I almost bump myself on top of the head to knock em back down and carry on swinging, I started WINDMILLING at the cunt and he was bobbing and weaving like he knew how to fight, he put me in a headlock trailed me over the table thru a load of pint glasses and im punching up trying to catch him and while he has me in this headlock he MAKES HIS OWN SOUND EFFECTS and goes BAAAAAAAAM and hits me in the face so fucking harddd its not even funny my ears are still ringing and then I hear somebody shouting fucking smash him and his mates come in start fuckin leathering me and then one of them goes stamp on his dick and i started actually screaming and they ran off
Blake Morgan
If English people don't care about the Union, then feel free to dissolve the Union. I know there are very many decent people living in England, and to those people I wish you well. You have an uphill fight on your hands. The English voters as a whole, vote for more and more right wing Conservative Governments. That is your right. You vote knowing that the Government you are voting for wants to sell out the NHS, doesn't care about decent living standards, everyone has to take their own chace. Bad luck if you don't make it. An exclusive society, if your poor, or heaven forbid your not white, again bad luck. They dont want affordable housing anywhere near nice people. If you want a decent education, you can pay for it. That is fine, it is your choice. You want to become a mini USA, or Australia, but you don't have the natural resources of either. Other countries within the UK value the NHS, inclusive society, affordable housing, decent public education etc. You have shown by the way you have chosen to vote, that you are four square behind the right wing Conservative philosphy So the best thing is for each of the countries in the UK to go their own way. England will become like the USA.
Northern Ireland will become like Ireland.
Scotland will become like one the Nordic Countries.
Not sure about Wales.
Ayden Bennett
anyone know what will happen if i put coke in my dry herb weed vape?
Kevin Butler
NOT A PIXEL
Isaiah Perry
Levi Ortiz
haha the greek man likes the poo
Jackson Powell
how long have you been waiting for a new thread to post that you sad little freak
Dylan Hill
havent got a haircut for a year now. hair's about this long now. frankly do not understand how lads with hair this long take care of it and make it look good. mine looks shite.
Logan Diaz
bumping for a britbong thread
Angel Rivera
>english people are soft compared to irish and they wouldntnt have lasted in an irish school
this true tho
Xavier Lee
tights
Gabriel Allen
you do worship jewess legs right boys?
William Edwards
Dear God that series was so long time ago.
Luis Moore
Xavier Brown
Blake Richardson
Evan Barnes
Leo Sanders
Jeremiah Campbell
love pajeetas me
Adam Stewart
genuine autistic freak post. you need sectioned lad.
Anthony Gonzalez
...
Jaxson Turner
havent had one since lockdown, have to poo the hair TWICE a week now else it looks proper greasy and even then it still does after the second day
Angel Howard
bobby sands was buried in a matchbox
Brody Ortiz
Jayden Allen
Scotland 1400
Orange Norse
Blue Gaelic
Yellow English
Eli Myers
VGH
Xavier Foster
Had an Irish bloke in the pub recently, he won't stop going on about how he considers himself British rather than Irish and how much he supports the troops and has loads of poppy tats, it's actually sickening, we cucked the Irish so badly they're simping for us
Jackson Walker
STAND BY ME
NOBODY KNOWS
THE WAY ITS GONNA BE
drang-drang
Grayson Brown
gib
Alexander Fisher
>MAKES HIS OWN SOUND EFFECTS
Owen Morales
they won't be happy about this. not one bit.
Liam Nguyen
why are irish people so butthurt constantly??
David Reyes
sure he wasnt northen irish you mong
Dylan Fisher
Cromwell didn’t go nearly far enough
Joseph Ortiz
The first surviving vernacular book from Scotland was written 15 years before them
Michael Foster
in Morrocco? really?
Cooper Lewis
Jayden Roberts
>>population
>10 people
ah yes the gaelic nation of scotland
Gabriel Wright
Charles Edwards
Hudson Moore
morrocco is the thailand of africa, well known prozzie and pedo hotspot
Liam Ramirez
Anthony Nelson
Back then many more people lived in the blue. In 1400 probably about 60% of people spoke Gaelic
Aiden Roberts
Alexander Clark
>new worlder
no valid opinion
Liam Brown
their language was destroyed and all they have left is a plastic meme identity
Julian Myers
Nothing angers the Scot more than the realisation that there is absolutely nothing unique about Scotland. It has no culture of its own, absolutely everything about it is stolen from either the Irish or the English.
This is best showcased by the fact that they're so proud to speak "three languages", which are really just standard English, a dialect of English, and a dialect of Irish.
The mental breakdowns, mental gymnastics and cognitive dissonance caused in the fragile Scottish psyche by such revelations often drive a man to insanity, such as in the pitiful being that started this thread.
Benjamin Phillips
EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS
Jayden Parker
and that 60% was 6 people
well done Oengus
Aaron Barnes
Samuel Peterson
those skirts they wear look quite latin to me
Nolan Morgan
Scottish """history"""
>Cuck by the Romans
>Cucked by the Irish
>Cucked by the English
>Try to settle a single, lonely colony
>Fail miserably and give up being a country forever
>Vote to remain cucked to England forever
Josiah James
Back to Iar-Innis with you.
Justin Rogers
>based fenian priest grants heathen prod invader entrance to heaven Just before those pesky irish took the gift of breath away from him
>tfw i can just google images of brits killed by paddys and can't even find a video of a brit PUNCHING a paddy
Jeremiah Wilson
isnt millenial woes a hardcore angloboo?
Colton Hall
Eli Davis
Jaxson Martinez
these are Swedes
Finns in pic
Jaxson Williams
My ancestry is purely Teutonic.
Back to Iar-Innis with you.
Jose Roberts
breaking out the cans of Thatcher's Gold tonight, lads. 16.8 units down the hatch
Cameron Hernandez
need a halal gf
Oliver Evans
The virgin Brit
>afraid to say he's proud of Britain in case he upsets Husain and gets charged with a hate crime
The Chad Irishman
>wanders pubs from Landsend to John O'Groats covered in poppy tattoos telling people he supports the troops and Brexit means Brexit
Nathan Hernandez
Joshua Martin
imagine being proud of something like Enniskillen, killing old people and children.
Asher Perry
they are like scottish?
Blake Ross
Dylan Foster
Jason James
love KMFDM me lids
Isaac Morales
Guys, I'm an English abroad in Greece. I was chilling in the bar in the summer and, oh God, I will never drink again. I swear, I started a conversation with the barman trying to tell him how superior the English economy is and I must have been speaking for half an hour until I realized he didn't speak any English. So his mates came in and started beating me up and raping me in the bathroom, thank God I never had a girlfriend or she would have been laughing at me and then join them after the beating in an orgy, I swear single life is the greatest. Rule Britannia.
Wyatt Lee
Yeah. One time he said the English were genetically superior to the Scots so he was ashamed. It's a symptom of Scottish education teaching all of Scottish histoey from an English view which is why nearly nothing is covered from before 1707.
Juan Johnson
Luis Parker
A cautionary tale. Don't be like this when you're almost 40.
Sebastian James
What sort of Irishman has poppy tattoos?
Julian Jenkins
based tbqh
Nathan Anderson
>the famine hahaha
>enniskillen:(
it's like there's a nationally engrained personality disorder. glorify bloodshed and conquest and then pretend to be so offended and hurt by what others do to you
Connor Butler
NNN going well, these harlots don't phase me
William Perez
outer-Zig Forums tier 'banter' itt this evening
Kevin Williams
>not cutting your own hair
Wyatt Baker
No. Many people still speak the Scots language.
Charles Murphy
extremely halal pilled
Leo Taylor
free speech free speech for the dumb
Ryder Carter
Leo Richardson
cope
John Watson
i always do a nazi salute when i'm at the bus stop but it just looks like i'm hailing the bus so no one is the wiser
Levi Hall
hate to see americans trying to pull off european haircuts.
you all look pathetic. you lot were less embarassing to look at when you all had justin bieber hair
Charles Davis
>Filter Flag: Ireland
>Filter Comment: Scot, Scotland, Scots
Lucas Cooper
booba
Cooper Walker
Anthony Powell
I am on the phone so I will only suppose you linked Discharge.
Hudson Edwards
*walks down the street waving at the english people staring at me from their windows*
feels good not to be in lockdown
Tyler Cook
What happened to clogwog? Barely see him around here anymore
Jason Parker
dont remember deliberately targetting children and old people but ok Connor
Jeremiah Edwards
it looms
Joshua Anderson
I don’t get Scottish accents. I understand strong German, Indian, English, ebonics, but not strong Irish and Scottish accents. The words just slip my mind
>I dinnae [blah][blah][blah][blah]
Cameron Howard
Bentley James
They look like they came to avenge superman for their parents.
Sebastian Jones
this was so cringe
youtube.com
Christian Lopez
Don't know why grown men livestream themselves crying about a haircut and how they live out of their van.
Ryan Evans
d'aww sara's so happy with her little kitty
proof that all girls with BPD need is to have a baby (or a substitute)
Samuel Stewart
good
Lucas Johnson
Gaelic word for the Scottish Language
Albais
Even the Gaelic admit Scots is a language and the language of Scotland's people
Elijah Bailey
went for Metallica one because Garage Inc was a good album for learning about music
Bentley Watson
Have never filtered anyhting
Zachary Cook
right lads, gonna do this no nut november thing but i need something to do in the time that i would normally spend wanking (usually from about 8pm to 3am). what sort of stuff can I do instead of wanking?
Jaxson Turner
Christian Taylor
mad how you thought this was funny in your head
Cameron Campbell
t.bawbag
Liam Garcia
>the british aren't cuc-
Hudson Perez
*the Scottish dialect of English
Jason Cook
bunda
Asher Torres
It's because modern scotch speech is a creole between english and scotch so iys neither good English nor good scotch so everyone hates it.
Jace Richardson
In all likelihood he was a Unionist from Norn Iron and was too dim to figure it out. It's also possible he's a sadcase who moved to England at 18 and clung to the first easily-accessible identity so he'd have friends and then lost himself to it.
Nolan Gutierrez
bird watching
Oliver Smith
Whatever rocks yer boat!
Elijah Green
Nicholas Gutierrez
had to turn it off halfway through, we are by far the most pathetic country on earth
Jonathan Wilson
this is the fact of all found guilty of being women
Leo Bailey
No, not according to all of history nor all of the modernity.
Cooper Gomez
get out the house, go for a long walk/ bike ride
it's not good to just sit about thinking about wanking when you're trying not to do it
Luis Sanders
personally i find london wogs harder to understand than scottish, though more because of the slang than the accent
Nathan Rivera
Nolan Nelson
Dominic Watson
Tyler Howard
write shit
Cooper Hill
Asher James
>Bristol
nope
Joshua Diaz
Hate it when middle class white faggots try to talk like jamaican gangsters
Lucas Baker
genuinely cackling at this. every time he brings the camera closer to his face i just lose it