How to distinguish Europeans (according to Japanese Q&A site)

I found a funny answer on Chiebukuro(it’s like Japanese Quora) so let me know if it’s accurate or not.

the answer says...


>Germans
- tall (especially women)
- women rarely wear skirts
- they wear socks with sandals
- they place value on practicality more than fashionability
- big boned
- basically they're like polygon (?)

>French
- more slender than Germans
- wear skirts
- shit at foreign languages

>italians
- flashy
- big nose
- loud
- some people have black hair or curly hair
- they get super excited when they see snow
- ill-mannered

>Russians
- their eyes are like reptile's
- hard to talk to their women
- hard drinker
- square

>british
- men are like well-grown bean sprout
- women are like marshmallow
- slim nose
- drink until get shitfaced

detail.chiebukuro.yahoo.co.jp/qa/question_detail/q1053620770

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Italians sound like the average Israeli abroad

>- they get super excited when they see snow
explain

are you guys loud too?

>women are like marshmallow
The Anglo seed is strong it seems

idk cuz its not my opinion. ask the answer

*the answer says germans like summer and ice cream not big nosed soz

>- some people have black hair or curly hair
>some

most?

most italians have dark hair, like 80%
not always very dark like the japanese, but most have very dark brown

>their eyes are like reptile's
excuse me

Half of North Italians are krauts larping

how about france? i know people with blond hair are very few in France but many pnople have blue light eyes

you've been found out you reptilian space shitter

*light eyes

>Rosjanie mają dużo blond włosów i są wysocy. Bardziej przypomina Niemca, ale wygląda jak Azja. Jest to rasa słowiańska i różni się od niemieckiej rasy aryjskiej.
>rasy aryjskiej.

zesrałem się xD

>Why yes, I am a British man. What gave it away?

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lewd

guess his ethnicity

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>those eyes
>those cheekbones
>that haircut
clearly Russian

Russians love that haircut for some reason.

correct lol

>- they get super excited when they see snow
That's the most retarded statement i've ever read

>Big noses
>Loud
You have to admit the rest are pretty accurate

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Of course, as a pureblood tuscan i've a Chiellini-like nose and i yell when i talk.
But the snow thing is retarded, i live unironically in the Appennine Mountains

>women are like marshmallow
what does this mean?

There was a Korean girl in my Elementary school who had apparently never seen snow before and I couldn't comprehend that. It's still weird for me to think that there are some people who go their entire lives without ever seeing a proper winter

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proper English rose that

cor

Face is a bit grim but the chebs are proper nice they are.

t. Hśhshshshsś Hścziwski

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Caricature tier

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>>Russians love that haircut for some reason.
They don't. That's Korea tier. Nobody has that hair in Russia nowadays.

Maybe not in Moscow or Peter, but I happen to follow many local VK pages from shitholes like Mari El and Udmurtia, and I see those exact same bangs all the time.