why are americans always so tense? every interaction with an american ever has been accompanied with passive aggressive behaviour on their part and this subtle undertone of 'if you don't do exactly as I say, i'm going to sue you'
americans are really unpleasant people was leaving a starbucks today because I had to finish a test and this cunt with american accent had to give me a lecture while i was on the way about how I had to leave immediately that's just one experience are americans just constantly having a period?
the adult American marks its territory with cease and desist letters
Logan Cook
Isn't he supposed Mark he's territory with an AR-15?
Levi Ward
good description Americans as living cease and desist letters just try to tell an American they're wrong about something
Samuel Adams
Why even pretend like you interact with them for the board? It’s just weird.
Adrian Sanchez
The adult Canadian constantly seeks validation from others pretending to be different from the average American
Connor Gutierrez
Today, I ordered a pizza. They called me and said that they accidentally cancelled my order and needed my information again. They said that they would cut the price in half. I was like, "OK, I understand" and I gave them my information. I then got my pizza
Nathan Wood
Secretly, we want to hold you down and breed your bussy.
There's plenty of Americans i've interacted with. In school (it's a bilingual public city school). In vidya communities (typically as community admins that ban you or as people that argue with you and get super excited and polemic). As shopkeeps or teachers or whatnot that immediately start enforcing their rules on you. As fellow students mostly enforcing their rules on me.
I'm tired of this. Everyone I talk to dislikes Americans. It's not even a political thing anymore.
Carson Bailey
America is Reddit in the flesh. That YouTuber moistcritikal or whatever he's called is the perfect example of this. He has an arbitrary set of rules that he enforces on others with arbitrary sets of rules enforcing it on others with arbitrary sets of rules. He mocks Karens who mock shop owners who mock Karens ad infinitum.
Joseph Morris
Europeans are effeminate and cannot stand conflict and order
Julian Edwards
European conflict is usually very reasonable. There's a conflict, people throw around arguments and insults, then there's consensus and a solving of the conflict. I constantly have conflicts with Dutch people. Americans however are the first to put fait accomplis and other blockades in my way with their sterile HR-speech with stuff like 'you need to leave immediately' or 'you are being toxic' or other stuff like that. Americans remind me of women in that aspect. Extremely defensive.
Nathan Foster
IDK but I have the feeling that everyone is constantly waiting to "get" everyone else For example there are a lot of people who carry guns not in case of emergency, but in hopes that someone will do something to warrant getting shot (especially people of another political party)
Brayden Reed
You're obnoxious. No wonder you create conflict wherever you go. That isn't normal so don't blame Americans for it
John Bailey
>was leaving a starbucks today because I had to finish a test and this cunt with american accent had to give me a lecture while i was on the way about how I had to leave immediately What? They told you to leave for... leaving? I don't understand.
Daniel Gray
that's it i've seen a lot of different cultures and Americans are the only ones who do this constantly keeping track of some invisible fairness meter that has a count of everyone and if anyone has even the slightest exploit over them to instantly redeem it in Europe there's a certain sexual fluidity in most actions (between attractive people) there's also an inherent racism which is fine what i've noticed with Americans is what you described
Oliver Morris
>obnoxious please don't file a report with heather the HR-consultant, Joe. another day, another US-buzzword
Caleb Gonzalez
He's just making shit up. Just leave the thread. Who cares if eurofaggot #32431 hates Americans. It isn't a hot take
I went to the library to take this online test but at 47 minutes remaining they closed up. I had to find somewhere with wifi stat and went to a Starbucks. Honest to God I didn't know I wasn't supposed to stay there but I did have an inkling. So I finally finish the test and i'm upstairs and this chick is enjoying her meal when she decides 'let's get my legal talk boner on' and proceeded to envelop me with preset speech like you'd hear from an NPC in GTA fucking surreal experience, honestly thank fuck I don't order shit at Shitbucks poor lass said she never wanted to see me there again ... just for sitting somewhere i'm not supposed to sit (no visible signs saying you couldn't stay)
tl;dr american expat proceeds to BTFO me for a small mistake
Landon Hall
hey do you know what irony means
Isaiah Murphy
So what?
Joseph Carter
Europeans are naturally disagreeable. Americans are also extremely disagreeable but in a different way. Europeans voice their opinions and constantly argue whereas Americans NEVER share their political opinions if they are not blue collar types and never talk with you about personal stuff until suddenly they reprimand you for some insignificant thing. Check yourself. You'll stay quiet for the longest time and then instantly reprimand someone.
Mason Walker
Haha seethe harder mutt
Hudson Hernandez
Stay out of my goddamn country.
Hunter Allen
>whereas Americans NEVER share their political opinions lmaoooooooo what the fuck I wish that were true
Jackson Thomas
hahaahhahh what the fuck
Lucas Garcia
on one hand you have rallies and all that and people just flinging shit back and forth and on the other hand you have this thing where you just don't talk about anything that isn't funko pops and then someone breaches your 9,032,126,423 liberties and you instantly pull out the preset sentence to correct them because Americans are fundamentally politically correct that shit up Twitter or fat retards that go to rallies
Chase Gutierrez
Does anyone understand what this post is saying? This is giving me flashbacks of that one "medical water weighing" post series.
Luis Price
>OMG! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! >i'm not supposed to be here? >DOES IT LOOK LIKE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE?! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!! YOU KNOW THAT WITH CORONA EVERYTHING IS TAKE-AWAY, LEAVE IMMEDIATELY I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU HERE AGAIN!!! >okay i'm leaving.. is the abridged version of that interaction I felt like a big doggo being yapped at by a small chihuahua
Brandon Howard
also the reason why Americans don't share their opinions is because the ones in NL expect you to be a Democrat and if you're not they treat you like a retard your opinion has to align 1:1 or you'll get treated to a pundit's lecture
Easton Taylor
So this guy just ignores "don't go here" signs and is surprised when he gets bitched at even an autist like me can pick up on cues like that
Cameron Jones
I mean even if there were some measures in place, how do these brainlet normies manage to be so irritating even when they're technically in the right, fucking hell. Though I wouldn't have just let some bitch yell at me like that.
Ethan Roberts
Wait, you think it's normal for other customers to come scream in your face, ironically increasing the likelihood of infection, instead of politely telling you that it's a no go zone?
Charles Myers
>It’s a teenage yurofaggot confidently states his hypothesis about all americans based on his interactions on Zig Forums thread
Yawn
Andrew Johnson
I had nothing to win by engaging her further and she looked like she'd call the police and say she felt physically threatened had I stayed there for a second longer. >t. had female teachers fabricate claims about male students including me that we were physically threatening yeah but the bitch automatically assumes the absolute worst and doesn't even give me half a chance to breathe In the end I was saying in little voice 'ok im leaving' even though I could've broken her in two right then and there.
Dominic Myers
you shouldn't view a situation as described by somebody with actual autism as if it truly happened that way
Jaxson Wood
she was an employee but still really weird for her to act like that she treats it like I coughed in her grandmother's face
Julian Long
>Projecting this hard
You know, contrary to you Americans on this board we actually do speak foreign languages and are weeuros ll-traveled, so we actually have quite a few IRL interactions with you and your ilk, right?
Nolan Nelson
>complaining about projecting while projecting a new level of irony
Jace Butler
I get it. I mean you can find some absolute retards in retail, so I guess it's not that weird.
Kayden Gray
There is no irony here, sorry.
Juan Hernandez
lol I am being diagnosed with autism but all I experienced is some general animosity from American (wo)men and feminist types from less developed countries (Spain, Poland, Ukraine, Croatia)l
Robert Rodriguez
yeah but it's really typical of Americans to just suddenly start shouting in your face without even knowing you and to reprimand you for things they arbitrarily decided you did wrong he's not projecting Americans don't have that many languages mandated in curriculum Euros have to learn mulitple languages to various levels of comprehension
Matthew Jenkins
>yeah but it's really typical of Americans to just suddenly start shouting in your face uh, not really