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mate we're all like that no worries. just bear with it forever.

ahh the weird girls

BIG fan of boobies

The toil from home lunch

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SCREAMING

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>problem is you got to buy a drink every hour or two so, and you inevitably eat lunch there, so ends up costing you £15-25 a day and you feel like shit from all the coffee and snacky food they offer.
How?

The old oneitis is back in my head rent free again after I thought I banished her. Zero chance of ever even seeing her again so why must my brain torment me like this?

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dadberg just asked me if I’m depressed today
like yeah no shit I thought it was obvious
at least he cares

Newcastle looks good for slags

>no pickles
Poof.

>all the time
so you've decided to make oversleeping and a failure to commit your entire personality and you wonder why nobody shows an interest

>no pickles
get a load of this enormous bender

How does this work then?

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lol no

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got some more lads

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no pickles is the patrician choice
pickles do not belong on burgers

I didn't get this either, who's forcing you to buy drinks and food? Is he some absoIute unit who can't be within two feet of pastries without eating them?

it's a right laugh, i'm studying there now. was better last year before covid but that's most places ain't it.

>no pickles
hello virgin manchild

this you?

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laughed at this then felt bad

>no pickles
runt ponce

Yeah. i probably would eat from the cafe just because im only going one day a week but this guy must be the son of a right munter.

I wish

was the picture racist

>all these pickle nerds exposing themselves
Pure runt

just means someone reported you and a janitor said "uhh yeah sure" I think

are Americans finally realising their country isn't so exceptional after all?

does he still deadname you

Looks like he would have preferred a line up of blokes

Gonna lie in bed and listen to boomer metal until my will to live comes back.

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not a fan of boobies.
if a woman has boobs that you can cup in your hand tell her to leave my sight.

>anglos
oh my

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>no pickles

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Yeah might be because it was an autistic pic that had a Jewish caricature and talked about stopping black people going to the US, hopefully its a ban next time

they've finally lost their warrior spirit................

why THE FUCK do you take the gherkins off your bugers?

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>waah mummy help somebody put a bit of GREEN in my burger

I think that person thoiught he meant he would be working in a cafe, like from a laptop and would be obligated to buy stuff to stay in there

holy hell thats insufferable
you’d have to be mentally ill to read that shit every single day, which explains a lot actually

why'd he plead guilty for then. "nah officer some lads nicked me phone wasn't me who shared that shit"

What crime did they charge him with exactly?

Love gherkins
Love pickled onions
Love rollmops and other pickled herring

Can't STAND pickled eggs

have one name and it is very well masculine
cope on

Kek OK that makes a lot more sense now

once made a guy attempt suicide because we bullied him about not liking pickles
(suspect it was just the straw that broke the camels back)

eating a succulent chinese meal

because he lives in what is basically virtue signaling turned into a country and wanted to plead down from 14 years to 21 months or whatever

kiwis are a fucking scourge

Ban me

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Its natural to wanna pair bond

no pickle is fine
but it is runtish to ask them to remove and not just remove it yourself

if you take pickles off your burger you definitely like receiving anal sex

is this not actual cruel and unusual punishment?

sauerkraut > pickles

that's good because you will never pass as a woman

ah. yeah. im working at the counter not from it.

so peng in the worst possible way
need her

mad how nearly 80% of slave ships were owned by jews

for me it's when my mate takes his pickle off his burger and I snatch it up and gobble it down

Pickles are for children

this is the man who's got me by the penis PEOPLE

this is confirmed

that's been debunked

literally me

kek

by who?

mad how i can't go out for a drink for a month

actually it's children that usually don't like pickles

dont mean to be crude but genuinely not quite sure how i just birthed that behemoth betwixt my arse cheeks, i know this sounds gay but my bumhole feels weird now im sat down... can you make your boy hole loose from a big poo

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by jews

whats cruel or unusual about it?

*whom

Looks like she's holding 2 plastic bowls against her chest

Can't stand fussy people, especially people who don't like stuff like tomato or onion

yes you'll have leakage from now on
it's why the sharts shart

definitely going bald lads
looks fine normally but if I stand under a bright light you can see how thin it is

how old are ya

Yeah I bet you like gobbling your mates pickle you fucking bender.

probably the part where you spend 21 months in jail for sharing a video of a shooting which actually happened

fussy eaters need drowning en masse

Couldn't be dealing with professional photographers out on the street taking pictures for the paper after closing time

thanks for taking the time to type what we were all thinking

Yes this upsets me too, blame bad parenting,

25 lmao
knew I would as every male in my family is, but I at least wanted to make it to 30

Preferably in some kind of weird tasting broth

go share some cp in public and see how that works out for you

hmm no there wasn't any sexual subtext to my post

>pickle
FOY

Fuck off nonce

mad how my mum worked 2 jobs while we were growing up and didnt complain once yet these council estate dossers cry about not being able to feed their kids while refusing to work even 30 hours a week

getting arrested for watching saving private ryan

*presents hairy pooey arsehole and waits expectantly*

Just shot someone but I can't be arrested, it would be cruel and unusual punishment because the crime actually happened

my hair's thin from the back so i can't grow it long anymore unfortunately.

on the upside my hairline is still going strong so i can wear a buzzcut fine. maybe you can do the same.

just sealed the deal

fat bastard

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Your mum should have worked smarter, not harder

*furiously starts scribbling down an outline for an ironic horror fable that teaches kids to eat all their food*

model number on that watch?

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>dad has a relatively good amount of hair for a 56 year old man
>both older brothers still have full heads of hair
>have noticed some hair loss on my temples
>24 years old

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>no pickles
NONCES

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nah she was an immigrant init limited options back then

reading some archived /brit/ threads from 2017

aye, hairline ain’t bad it’s just getting really thin
might have to at this point

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This is the most racist image I've ever seen in my life