>frogs say quatre-vingt (four twenty) for 80
>danes say fir-sinds-tyve (four times twenty) for 80
truly our greatest ally
Frogs say quatre-vingt (four twenty) for 80
Tyler Nguyen
Owen Powell
Tonight we're going to party like it's one-thousand-nine-hundred-four-twenties-ten-nine!
Jackson Jones
Linguistic retard club of Europe
Justin Wilson
shut the fuck up man who cares seriously
Luis Watson
Do you count in eggs? Wtf.
Cooper Baker
You don't have a base-twelve numbering system?
Hudson Scott
*ascended
Hunter Brown
Twenty was the largest number conceivable in the ancient Gaul tribes.
Then they evolved and they invented "four times twenty".
Kayden Butler
When 100 came around, they finally said to each other "This is getting out of hand" which sounded an awful lot like a scrabble board being fed to Microsoft Sam through a woodchipper in those days.
Chase Fisher
No you both speak in such a retarded manner that your neighbours can't understand you. I imagine Iberians must be as confused when they here French as we Scandis are when we hear Danish. Just fucked up beyond repair.
Alexander Rogers
>one-thousand
Mille, five letters, one syllable
op is still a faggot though
Jonathan Perez
You know Denmark is part of Scandinavia, right? Maybe it's time for you to go back to Syria.
Brayden Taylor
stop being so fucking gay for denmark
you don't see us constantly make posts about how much we want to fuck Norway now do you? get a room!
Kevin Cooper
Yes I do you dumb fat cunt. Don't you have some school shooting to attend right now?
Hudson Parker
Hahahaha nice backtracking and deflection after you got exposed. Looks like I win again.
Levi Thomas
>133543486
Shit tier bait. Also you're not white, shart in mart, etc. etc.
Nathan Garcia
nothing gay about it
Leo Sanchez
it's super duper gay mon amour
Brandon Sanchez
It's nineteen-ninety-nine in the song
I keep trying to make mille-neuf-cent-quatre-vingts-dix-neuf fit, but I just can't make that five a convincing seven.
Christopher Hall
Samuel Roberts
O frog of the swamp, tell us your wisdom
Cooper Mitchell
Nice try. Too bad for you, I work with computers and I already wrote a script to see hidden (You)'s.
Joseph Brooks
Fun facts about Danes!
>Fact #1: Danes have smaller balls than Finns
This is true, actually Danes are already born with very small balls, tiny ones. And even after that they dont grow very much. Finnish balls start to grow three times as fast as Danish balls! Isn't that nuts?
Source:
slate.com
>Fact #2: Danes have the lowest sperm count in Europe
Yes, I suppose this does make sense since they have such small balls. But their sperm count is really, really low! Finns have the highest in Europe and the difference is massive! The Finnish sperm count is a whopping 126.8 million ml−1, while the Danish sperm count is a pathetic 68.5 million ml−1, only half of the Finnish sperm count!
Source:
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
>Fact #3: Up to 60% of Danish teenage boys grow breasts!
Yes. When Danish boys hit puberty, more than half of them start to develop breasts. Yes, just like a girl! I suppose this is because they have very low testosterone which results from having very small balls. Finns have big balls so we don't grow breasts.
Source:
sciencenordic.com
>Fact #4: Danish men have the softest cocks in the world!
Another truthbomb. Germanics, this includes Danes, can not get hard. Their cocks are very soft compared to everyone else. Finns, obviously, have the hardest cocks in Europe.
Source: NOS3 research
>tl;dr:
Danes are little balled low sperm count soft cock femboys that grow breasts.
Alexander Walker
why the fuck ... yall niggas weird af
Easton Cooper
Yank I... I kneel...
Nathan Rogers
wtf??
Luke Torres
bro we gotta chill a little bit. only post it if danes get cocky or if someone makes a thread asking for it.
Charles Gonzalez
I'm gay for denmark
Liam Collins
bøsserøv
Alexander Thomas
bro them niggas hella dumb they bitches do be lookin fine tho long as they shut they dumb ass up lol....aint tryna hear some dane bitch complain bout work...
Leo Rivera
Notice how it's brown.
David Martin
Danes are lost gauls
Dominic Butler
Powerful.
Charles Ross
Why do Francophones have different ways of saying the same numbers?
Charles Bell
real shit man like i be looking at they counting shit and they numbers and it be dumb as fuck like why them niggas gotta be like that.. anyway i gotta be real with you, i love me some french girls and they can talk all they want. if a baddie say some ou les vou cou seiz avec moi , imma do some dumb shit for that ass, even learn they dumbass numbers no cap