>meet dutchman
>play some CS:GO with him
>"oooooooooo what a shot man!!!!!" "DOOD!" "BRUH!"
Why are they like this?
Meet dutchman
Anthony Bailey
Parker Barnes
What's wrong with that? They're cool.
Juan Edwards
because where culturally ten years behind
Colton Hill
Is this why so many Dutch guys use a ton of hair gel?
Jaxson Lee
He was admiring your skill, why are you like this?
Logan Bennett
dood
Jayden Anderson
I stand with my Dutch brethren
Carter Powell
>play league
>in matchmaking chat
>someone start speaking french
>dodge queue
Caleb Nelson
Never seen a white Frenchman in my life. French speakers are always Arabic and looking for weed lmao and other cancer. I never in my life seen a Frenchman speaking French. Bizar
Leo Reyes
Ooooooo man that was a nice retort! Nice one, bro!
Ryan Diaz
Don't play online games very often so don't encounter many foreign players, only time I did was on overwatch and 2 Germans said I was bad so I kept picking healers and just attacking the enemy team out of spite
Joshua Roberts
I guess this is the place to ask, can euros explain what certain slang means? When I played can go in Europe a lot of people called me lan, aki and sooka, what do these words mean?
Caleb Green
Or African. Don't think i ever seen a white frenchman
Jaxon Phillips
African hands types this
Nolan Williams
ik ook
Jose Murphy
>start a 3 queue in NA csgo
>matched with two innocuous looking players
>inferno
>i say hello and that ill be on A
>...
>match starts and both randoms goto A
>one hides the whole round
>the other walks forward into t aps until he gets killed
>the first time i heard his broken english he was swearing at me for not covering his advance
>oh wow, I bet he's french
>lose round
>repeat x4
>check their profiles
>Montreal
everytime
David Martinez
>sooka
Sebastian Butler
You did well. Unironically.
Carson Evans
Dunno about the rest of the Netherlands but what kind of person do you think goes to Amsterdam?...
Sebastian Long
>meet some white 15 year old
>"BRUH YOOOOOOO LIT AF YOOOOO BRUUUUHHHHHHHH"
Gabriel Russell
As far as I know only minors play CS:GO
Andrew Hughes
>meet brazillians at some casual dust2 server
>either autismal tryhards or dank memers hogging the mic
>Shortly after the last frag they start sarcastically saying "boa manito" (it translates to "nice one friend")
>usually start calling you names if by chance your name has [Arg] in it
>consistently amazing players though
Caleb White
What? Does it mean stupid? I thought it meant dude or something
Parker Green
I play CSGO and I am 26.
Joshua Jenkins
I'm white
William Ramirez
cant stand it when euros try to sound American
its so cringe with their stupid accents
fucking stupid euroshits I hope you all get beheaded by muslims and then conquered by Russia you stupid metrosexual dressing, cum guzzling refugee cock sucking FAGGOTS
FUCK EUROS MAKE ME SO FUCKING MAD
Jayden Allen
mentally a minor
Thomas Bailey
Yes, that's literally the reason
danke Champ
''sooka'' or cyкa in cyrilic is just russian for bitch but normally used in the way Dutch people say kanker or Polacks say kurwa.
Ryder Nelson
Germans suck at overwatch
Logan Phillips
I don't think so. CS is a boomer genre and it's not really big in the Netherlands among zoomers because everyone under 20 plays on Playstation 4 here except for incels.
Jace Green
WAT DEED JOO JAAST SEEJ ABOOT ME BEETCH
Caleb Edwards
CS 1.6 and Source were relatively big here but I'm unsure if that's the case for GO.
I prefer Squad and Hell Let Loose anyway, they don't require a good reaction time.
NOO DEE WURRENT DEE WUR SLOO ES HEK
I fucking hate that godawful accent.
Christian Fisher
I booted up Overwatch which I bought years ago and I was forced to pick a role and from that point onwards all the 14 year olds were passive agressive as hell because apparently I wasn't good enough.
Jonathan Brooks
A:It ain't sooka, it's cyka
B:it usually means bitch and used commonly with cyka blyat