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brit is a hawtin general

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Here's how Trump can still win.

listen
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Nonce

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swift half in the Chimp in a Doublet sub-edition

Nicest spoons you've been to?
The Imperial in Exeter is pretty peng.

Trump campaign just won their lawsuit in PA

grim potato heads

round on me tonight

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waiting for boris

love donegal

for what

They just lost GA who cares

Take it to britpol

It's over, libs.

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Why did Trump lose voters?
What changed since 2016? Could they not tell he was a retard back then?

Birmingham mentioned

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big if true

couple cold ones in the Muddler & Jigger

How did trump get more votes from blacks and Latinos? I thought he was a racist orange

whens it all going to kick off, im bored

>abbreviating states
loathe when yanks do this let alone a brit
yankified freak

OH NO BIDENBROS HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO WIN WITHOUT THROW DRUMPF VOTES IN THE BIN

youtube.com/watch?v=IThsYOM2y10
imagine thinking the sopranos is better than this
they'll give phd's to anyone these days

turns out the only people who pay attention to the media are white people

what part of British culture is this?

He's not even telling us anything worthwhile

less yank politics, more funny pub names

U wot?
He gained many millions of voters lol

He got more votes this time both total and as a percentage. It's just their meme electoral college thing.

honestly don't give a fuck what you think

>biggest loss was old white males
>'rona actually kills old farts who wanted lockdowns
probably that desu

Based
Cringe

>bidenbros

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unfulfilled promises? twitter rants, constantly shown to be an idiot

what's this got to do with british culture?

this is better though

have you noticed that 99% of the people that like the sopranos are all under the age of 21

are we not over the election yet? been on for like a week already

wish pipes would come back in fashion would
love to smoke a pipe without looking like a knob

never enjoyed this show

Virginial bastards

can you clone a key from a photograph of a key

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simply not true

hat

There is no election fraud, Trumptard

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>wish pipes would come back in fashion would love to smoke a pipe without looking like a knob

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Went to shit in S7, went to putrid dogshit with Netflix.

think that might be NSFW

i know this girl

never enjoyed your posts

lets have a lock down but lets keep schools open

literally my willard

don't come to /brit/ to talk about boring yank politics. fuck off

weird lips, wouldnt shag

why is america's voting system such a complete and utter shambles

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honestly lads, how can anyone respect the american "democracy" after this?

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so grim that that hair and skin tone is considered attractive here

Boring speech, distracted by the fat signing woman desu

nafris love mafia stuff, they go crazy for tony montana too
they have a very skewered notion of virility

The absolute state.
THIS is supposedly the most powerful democracy in the world
Xi must be laughing his head off.

Mods have gone too far

Getting strong no gf feels this time of year

What can America learn from this?

saying "lads" doesn't make your post on topic

panama missing out here

thats simply not true

the goal

ah, just incompetence
nothing to worry about

it's run by sub-80 IQ obese women government worker types

they are a good thing to do in private so fashion is irrelevant tbf

actually by virtue of coming from my mouth, it becomes on topic.

>skewered

Why the hell isn't NV declared yet

The USSR was a million times more democratic than USA. Even today Cuba is.

>raised on champagne
i hate things like this so much

The revolution and everything after it was a mistake.

feet
cute sensual soles

Going to stay home
Going to protect r nhs
Going to save lives

how old would they have been when it was on tv?

you have to feel for boris a bit
becomes PM and is promptly burdened with a world crisis that his leadership will forever be measured by
wonder what he'd have got done at this point had the plague not struck

They had to do a complete recount because there were too many irregularities

Why don't we just implement martial law and shut everything down for 2-3 weeks with all food delivered via the army

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making fun of post-revolutionary war america is always on topic here

the runtoids have started the fireworks

just been made redundant today. bit grim

More like Milwogee

Reckon November is the grimmest month of all
Or January

holy shit they've got animations in this powerpoint presentation

REMEMBER REMEMBER
THE USA ELECTION

are shaggers still shagging or will they go into lockdown?

sitting in front of my bedroom window watching fireworks lads

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milwaukee is a real place?

Wouldn't trust the army with the food lad, given their tendency to shoot things that don't shoot back

Or he could have just not destroyed the economy, told people they should probably wear a mask and carried on.

just mutual wank sessions of tinder for the next month
grimola

their chambers

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I'm not trumpard but come the fuck on. Trump definitely has a cause to have this investigated for fraud. Unreal

Where can I buy fags online?

fireworks make me hate myself because she took me to watch fireworks and i didnt kiss her

that sucks

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not easy traveling through the mojave wasteland

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this "debunked" shit has to stop. very irritating when people don't even bother to provide contrary evidence, they just cite whatever buzzfeed article they read and expect you to go find it and then disprove it to them.

GUNPOWDER TREASON AND PLOT

maisie

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Yeah, always feel like shit around October and November and always seemed to get dumped

sainsburys?

hope they have the ones where the text comes in like a bouncing ball and where it disappears by going up in flames

grindr

hehe not really killing myself. just farmed 7 (You)s off you cunts.

unironically drove past a firework shop earlier with queues around the block
guess there was a sale

The only remaining counties were democrat favourites so they need to find more votes down the back of the sofa

shaggers have been shagging more since lockdown lad there's nothing else to do

Trump is going to win via court decision and we are going to have to listen to liberals crying about it for 4 years straight aren't we

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sitting in front of my bedroom window wanking over fireworks lads

Get your own

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t. 16 year old

bumafag.com

True, not a trumptard but STOP THE COUNT!

why do all mammals love having their head pet?

Worried about 190

Over 13 hours since his last post, a new record

Reckon we'll be allowed home from unitoil?

COOOOPPPPPPEEEEEEEE

>around the block
fuck off yank

no. get to stay on beyond christmas though so gives a bit of time to find a new job

Biggest city in Wisconsin

peng

quintessential shaggers tune

youtu.be/M5HAveREsJo

accept the z

thats just how it happenend

Should be great entertainment.

ironically drove past a firework shop earlier with queues around the block
guess there was a sale

Never got social media me
mad how I socially castrated myself for no reason

Never seen seething like this before

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don't see how they would stop you

Are you surprised? Election polls are exclusively staffed by chronically unemployed semi literate black baby mommas looking to make a quick buck for they kids

October and November are the worst because the length of days shortening really becomes noticeable and you're not used to the treeless leaves yet so everything looks even more grim

welcome to the proto-cyberpunk age, we're living in a time leading up to the complete corporate takeover of governance
this is just a taste of the power they will have over lawful citizens, the only way to fight it would be to turn into a literal super class A hacker

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Pffffftt

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the writing is on the wall
this is going to be a complete and utter shit show
mobile.twitter.com/JasonMillerinDC/status/1324361985513893889

england, yes. scotland, no.

we hear about the american election a year before it happens

then it happens and it takes a week for it to finish

then we hear about it for another year after its happened


death to america

It's 4am and just got these votes for Biden, where you want them fella?

STATE

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*turns the thermostat up to 23c*
lets get comfy

If theres a group of people I don't feel sorry for its the Uni runts moving away from their parents'

Europe must choose

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spose so

They're flying out the door, sales are skyrocketing, haha.

*presents hairy pooey arsehole*

well lads?

>that mccains chips advert
fucking hell

>23c
thats cold

Bet the "I Love Science" types will be real silent on this one

her seat must get awfully cold

Driving lessons got cancelled so I bought a car lads.

interracial gangbang?
I hope it is, then I won't look like a degen

Biden Won.

t. the same non-shagger runt that had abysmal taste in music in the 2010s

would shag the one on the left outside a nightclub up her arse desu

kettle's on who wants a brew?

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actually fucking mental
it's so obvious they fixed it

*counts your votes in an important swing state*

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good luck with that lad

ironically drove past a boat shop earlier with queues around the block
guess there was a sail

Need the vote fairy to get SIR Kier Starmer into power

driving is mostly about confidence anyway

name one reason why I should own a kettle and not just microwave my water

pretty much, interracial lesbian and benders

what's that got to do with the B

Always have a sip for a little extra confidence before driving me

Toilys are back letting off Fireworks

Does Trump get his orangeness from his British heritage?

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Yeah, seems like complete bullshit to me.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benford's_law

All you have to do is believe
Driving is bullshit

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1324401527663058944

a new tweet lads

hes growing more powerful

read something earlier that wisconsins turnout was 5 standard deviations above normal

sounds kinda sus

/brit/ more like /shit/

Why does the muzzie have shoes with such thick soles? Seems strange.

It was a Peugeot.

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1. kettles are more efficient
2. kettles can hold more water
3. microwaves give you cancer

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Is she brapping?

Any furlough niggas in?

More like bender's law.

I’m an American, but I swear I was a Brit in a past life. I absolutely love British comedy (and British culture in general). I just get it intuitively. I have watched The Inbetweeners around 25 times, minimum? It just never gets old. Can’t wait to visit the UK!

Lord Bendtners law

really REALLY dont like this image because it looks identical to my cousin. might swing by their house later to see if that's what their kitchen looks like.

Uganda be kidding me

Libertarians got 1/3 of the vote in arkansas

regret not putting more effort into chirpsing birds on dating apps
now I'm gona have to wait till march to go on a date or shag

Going to have to wait for Nassim Nicholas Taleb to weigh in on this one.

she looks fit

firework mongs getting started already and its not even 6pm fucking grow up

I always liked "he last of the summer wine."

dems are wolf in sheeps clothing
ofc they rigged it
they were never going to let trump win again

Any essential worker man in?

Will feel bad when Trump does go. He's literally the only reason the Republican party are competitive any more. No one else they could have picked would have done as well as him with spics and wogs

Need someone to drive with me in my learner car. Might wait until it gets cold and just find a tramp with a driving license to sit in the passenger seat.

tell your cousin I said her ass is thicker than hasty pudding

Man's dearest possession is life. It is given to him but once, and he must live it so as to feel no torturing regrets for wasted years, never know the burning shame of a mean and petty past; so live that, dying he might say: all my life, all my strength were given to the finest cause in all the world- the fight for the Liberation of Mankind.

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Gonna give her a cheeky shag while you're there?

Its dark mate

christ you can sea the leakage onto the shirt there pretty good

who was the candidate before him
romley or something

what uganda do about it haha

thank you for support, you chose well

ole willard romney

The lying Dems have stolen the election! Low energy! SAD!

the trump family will end up like the kennedy family in america, the jews dont like white people getting too powerful in that country

Fuck off absolute cringe case

Just realised the reason dems and rep picked their animals is because both donkeys and elephants are stubborn

screeching

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Fireworks started in my area
Just wanted to watch my ASMR vids

swear it was halloween last week

mccain, like the chips

Looks like he dove into a swimming pool filled with Cheetos, Scrooge McDuck style

Trump is a legend
At least he's honest and doesn't hide behind this politically correct veil trying to appear like a morally superior person

JFK tried to reign in the CIA who then went on to escalate the war on Vietnam