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THERES STILL ISNT A WINNER???

>3D women problems

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cringe

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I'd eat frosting out of her stretch mark canyons.

How does counting work bros?

Is it hard? I've never counted in my life

yankee doodle keep it up
yankee doodle dandy
mind the music and the step
and with the girls be handy

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There are two
Shitsrael and china

who is voting for these people

this one Jewish douchebag I know is pro-Trump because he's "good for Israel"

Uhh post more?

what a moron, if they stop the count he loses automatically

Icing

pol is fun as fuck rn

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Need a futa gf lads, sadly I know this can never be.

didn't a tranny win a representative seat too?

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mmmmm... kit kats are good

I know a person like this
they're a transman who is a muslim, but they do not practice a goddamn thing about islam. it's all about diversity points like they have a fucking card to fill out.

is it a wypipo convert?

sex sex sex

dead people

yep

i invited my friend over only cause i want them to cook me breakfast and instead they're watching tv on my couch

black "islam"

are the magatards seething?

I know some Muslim countries allow men to become women, but do they allow the other way around. Would be a decent hack to go from women (dog status in Muslim cunts) to man.

Trump: if I'm winning a state, I won, if I'm losing a state the Dems are cheating

Muhammad (pubg) was non binary too, nigga. Quran only refers to him as "they".

very hard

reminder nevada has a population of 3 million

ATTENTION

smokers are subhuman scum

So he was inflating his fleshdildo by pumping his scrotum when he was impregnating his wives?

cope

based gamboolers

Can confirm.
Hooka doesn't count tho.

how many of them are human?

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Why haven't they called AZ yet? Biden's lead there is bigger than Trump's in GA.

He was summoning the thing that got Mary pregnant and letting it do the work.

he just wanted to make delicious meat for everyone to enjoy...

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Some outlets have already have but some people think it was called too early.

Probably better safe than sorry, Fox called it too early but yeah Biden will still win

*blows smoke in your face causing you to go on a hysterical coughing fit*

little piggy

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>I fucked up
>I've fucked up
What is the correct phrase and why?

Btw who wanna move here if Biden wins?
I need a gardener.

I GOT SPURS THAT JINGLE JANGLE JINGLE (JINGLE JANGLE)

Either

>office just announced a mass layoff because covid fucked them this year
>included in it
>checking termination paper
>getting paid for 1 hour of pto
>have a full week worth of it I was going to use next month that was literally just approved yesterday
>sorry user you won't be getting that since it's already been taken out of your time sheet and we're only paying through today :^)
>tell them that's illegal in our state
>okay well use your final check to talk to a lawyer
probably my last post goodbye cummies

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>it's the year 3020 and people are still counting ballots

second sounds too proper, for a phrase that contains 'fuck'

If any Trump fans take you up on it they will be happy to live in a cuck shed

A gardener in the USA makes more than a doctor in your country.

have dated girls like this. they generally smell and are absent minded to the point that they depend on others to successfully make it through the day

my in person vote hasnt even been counted (it says the governor i voted for has 0 votes in my county) but i dont even care anymore

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Both are correct, but used in different circumstances. The former is more crude, while the latter is more formal.

sorry, I forgot how many Canadians vote in our elections too

just my type

twitter.com/aclu

AS I GO RIDIN' MERRILY ALONG

Write in? Those are counted/not counted differently in different states

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who'd you write in

pure copium & seethe
listen here Jack, your criminal buffoon hero is getting the rope

A customs worker here makes more a day than teacher in your country makes a year.
What's your point?
Would be cool desu. Would dress em in cowboy attire and show guests, like it's Cletus, master gardener from Texas.

i've been unemployed for most of 2020 and my unemployment is about to run out this week.

it will get worse for you user

>A customs worker here makes more a day than teacher in your country makes a year
doubt it

i didnt write in anyone

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i want some c̶opium

lol, I’m making a joke. Why are you so mad?

easy to get a retail job, get a job you bum

45% they must just be way behind

because its Canadian humor

Why can't you lazy faggots just finish counting the votes and end this nonsense?

Nigga, they make like 4-5$k a day. Not even joking.

Subhuman

counting is hard

some counties sort by candidate with their counted batches for some reason
it causes all kinds of conspiracy theories

does hungary even have a democracy anymore?

Accepting bribes?

They giving trumpanzees hope.
There can be no despair without a hope, so they're making sure their despair gonna be monumental.

in american dollars or in your monopoly money

who's mad? the only ones seething here are the magatards

lol

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what a weird edge case for a job
any reason they make so much? Is it one of those government collusion jobs where you have to be in a gang? We have that with longshoremen here.

We dont know how to count we just memorize 1-10. That’s American math education for ya.

injuns

redpill me on the dancing israelis

American education sucks dick.

Thanks my good brothers! May Gosh bless your souls.

How come even dysfunctional countries can count their vote in a few hours and it takes literally a week for the us ?
Wtf seriously ?

I know it's a big job but it's not like there's one small office in Nevada for the whole country.

oh fuck, i kinda miss this guy. i hope he didn't go through with it.

Explains why it isn’t funny
>obsessed

Yep lmao. You get me, mate.
>$
>American dollars
Nigga are you retarded? What else that sign means?
Bribes dude. Anything goes in/out, they get money for it. And since tons of stuff is banned just cuz fuck you, why not, like more than 2 bottles of alcohol a time, they get a tooon.
And yeah, you gotta have connections.

damn
finna add azerbaijan to my list

I think they are prolonging it in order to mine Drumpfkin salt