Can some Finn please post that pasta about Finnish conscript getting raped and turned into entire company's boyslut?

a lotta guys in this theard wanna get their rocks off to a copypasta

>tfw no finn twink bf

>homoerotic situations
do yuros really?

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>Why yes I do masturbate exclusively to Zig Forums posts, how could you tell?

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Dog bless.

>2/2012, joining military
>not a single small, cute guy in our unit
>all are fat nerds or buff normies
>resign myself to knowing I'llnever lose my virginity
>couple weeks later
>find new guy unpacking his stuff in our room
>was transferred from other unit because he wanted to be a secretary or something beta like that
>maybe 160cm tall, sandy blonde, blue eyes
>very slim build, no fat on his body
>notice everyone else eyeing him in the shower
>decide I'll protect him just in case he'll let me fuck him afterwards
>give him my corner bed so he's safer
>accompany him everywhere
>whole squad had an extra vacation day due to winning a competition, but he doesn't as he hadn't joined the unit yet
>decide to have mine as weekend + monday
>come back on tuesday
>he acts noticeably different, avoids everyone
>has been crying
>ask him what's wrong but won't answer
>few days later, find there's a line to the toilets
>hear noises coming from the toilets/showers
>try to push past line but they won't let me
>wait in line like everyone else
>finally get close enough to see
>he's tied to a toilet, wearing nothing but his socks, ass gaping open, condoms on the floor
>some fat guy goes on to plow him
>just stare for a while until I realize what happened
>realize I have an erection
>he notices me and gets tears in his eyes but doesn't say anything
>it's my turn
>he's looking away and clearly sobbing
>fuck him anyway
>I didn't get to do it again as the chads just hogged him for the rest of the year. Usually a tupapillu only has to serve 8-12 people, but he was the only one in our entire unit, so the chads mostly had him, occasionally renting him out. I don't think he ever learned to accept it like many do.

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What the fuck is wrong with these people?

>Usually a tupapillu only has to serve 8-12 people
so this is a common thing in the finnish army they have a term for it god damm

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maybe I shouldn't have told him

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>so this is a common thing in the finnish army they have a term for it
They really do

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Nigga thats impossible.
Unless it's some """army""" in some african country. Stop believing faggot fantasies you read online.

Also apparently, I confused two separate tupapillus.

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thank god i cant get conscripted

Well I don't know about the rape part, but Polish army had strong tradition of bullying fresh conscripts until very recently, when draft was abandoned.

that sounds kinda gay

Do Finns really?
I can only hope our army isn't as gay as that

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it isn't as gay,it is gayer :D

I can assure you this story is 100% true, in fact I am a former tupapillu myself and I still have to stuff a sock up my hoohoo whilst going out so I don't leak all over the place.

My brain is so rotten at this point that I'm not even sure you're just shitposting. Part of me is thinking that this is actually something that could happen. What the fuck is wrong with me?

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The fuck
Can't you press rape charges?

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post face

>tupapillu
More like tupapoopoo

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its not rape if you enjoy it

this either a rumor that went wild, an incredible, years old shitpost on finnish message boards, or finland has a very high trap to not trap ratio

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Because this pic might be nsfw

so it's not traps, it's just the least manly of the group

>decide I'll protect him just in case he'll let me fuck him afterwards
lmao

dont greeks despise gays?
also you should be fine as long as youre not short, hairless, and muscleless

Also feels like there would be way more stories about this if it was an actual problem. All of the internet info about it seems like urban legends

>maybe 160cm tall, sandy blonde, blue eyes

are people this small allowed to join your army? You didnt have to go to conscription here if you where this manlet

too much int twinkpost for you