You will always be an ESL (sorry for my poor English btw)
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its so satisfying to see a dumb mutt seething about my grammar
English as a Second Language
nobody even notices insignificant Indonesia
Did you traffic cocaine as a child or did any of your friends? Has anyone you know been killed due to cocaine related things?
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Most Zig Forums posters type in better English than native English speakers though.
Hi (I apologize sincerely for my poor English. I was raised in the slums of New Delhi in the late 1980s before being shipped as a child laborer to Singapore, where I learned to sell bike parts and obtained passage to Australia, whereupon I was trapped on the shores, unable to travel inland to due to extensive border searches as I was guilty on several accounts of tax evasion. I met with a Persian goat herder, whose name I cannot remember, and his goat, whose name was Sam, who smuggled me via Danish freighter to Guadalajara, where I fell in love with an Italian girl. After that I learned English, I hope you understand.)
>though
no and no. that happens deep in our outback where no one lives
>though
Sometimes I wonder if Anglos get annoyed when they talk with ESLs. A lot of the time I get annoyed by talking to people who have Norwegian as a second or third language. There's a clear limitation on how complex the conversation can be.
What does ESL mean? Is that some thirdie thing?
>What does ESL mean?
Canadians basically.
what's wrong with though?
nobody cares
english is so butchered that we are used to it
something pretty common where you live, no joking
Do you want to get raped?
Bullshit, do your parents work for the government? Dont cover this shit up, Quica
>nobody cares
Interesting. I am not really used to people butchering my language, or let alone hear people speak my native language as a second or third language.
>Do you want to get raped?
You are definitely a bottom faggot pajeet. Kys.
We like broken english with exotic accents. The french are the only ones who get triggered when someone makes a mistake speaking their language.
You're cruising for a bruising pal.
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Nothing, people want a reason to seethe and shitpost.
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Americans are fine with it. Notice how the American employee at 7:15 immediately pick out what the prankster were saying and acted very calm and casually. They're used to ESLs
If 6 billion people were simultaneously trying to learn norwegian your language would be the global cumdumpster like ours is, right now there isn't enough demand
>The french are the only ones who get triggered when someone makes a mistake speaking their language.
I don't care if people speak broken Norwegian, I just find it annoying to have a conversation with people who are struggling to find words to express themselves. So, you are basically just waiting for them to put together basic sentences.
la dualidad del ser
seek help, drug trafcking amount to less than 2% of our gdp
>If 6 billion people were simultaneously trying to learn norwegian your language would be the global cumdumpster like ours is, right now there isn't enough demand
I can never express myself with the same complexity in English as in Norwegian. Neither can I express myself in the way I want with people who are non-native Norwegians, because they would not understand the intricacies of humor, slogans etc. It must be a bit of shame seeing your language used in the most mundane and trivial ways.
cause the mexicans took over
In Australia because it's so multicultural, you deal with a lot of people with poor English. But when you know people, you pick up on what they are trying to communicate beyond language. I can deal with people struggling to find words, for me if an accent is too thick and they are very poorly pronouncing words, then it becomes hard to get what they're saying. But if I understand their few words I can fill in the blanks. People with poor English also use very simple words and it's amazing how a few simple words can communicate something so complex. Too many people with a good grasp of English use lots of big words to say nothing at all.
>drug trafcking amount to less than 2% of our gdp
That's only the taxed chunk.
>illegal drugs
>taxed
in what world do you live lad?
>Too many people with a good grasp of English use lots of big words to say nothing at all.
I used to listen to a podcast episode with Werner Herzog. He's a German with a very thick accent of English, but he has an enormous grasp of the English vocabulary. I had to Google a lot of the words he said during the podcast episodes, and he used a lot more obscure words than the host who happened to be an English-native speaker. I think it has to do with that Germans use words to describe long sentence, while English speakers would rather use sentences to describe words. Just a random rant.
You still have almost all of your farmers growing coke plants on their farms because it is stable income. Then you have all the poor fucks going blind from using fuel to process the coke plants. And then you've got the poor fucks risking their lives to traffic the shit because the narcos force them to. Dont hide your head in the sand and pretend that just because things aren't as bad as when Escobar and the cali cartel were in business, that things aren't still bad.
That is a poignant observation, mate. Big think from your end, I'm genuinely pleased.
you have been binging on netflix mate kek. coke crops concentrate in very specific spots, they're not widespread all over the country, geography doesn't even allow for that. the escobar and cali stuff happened in the 80s and early 90s. you sound like you weren't even born at that time
>in what world do you live lad?
universo de colombia
do you really believe drugs are taxed in Columbia of all places? That's too progressive for us, more likely to happen first in the netherlands or canada than here
>That's too progressive for us, more likely to happen first in the netherlands or canada than here
That's actually a fair point.