I'm the loneliest nigga of this website

I'm the loneliest nigga of this website

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no it's me

no it's me

Lets see if you can beat me

>29
>never had a friend
>virgin
>never had a job
>parents died when I was 15
>no siblings
>live alone in rented cabin about 4 km from the nearest neighbor
>retardbux so never have to do anything for my money
>haven't talked to anyone irl for 8-9 years
>last time was a dude who asked me for directions when I was gonna buy groceries and I still remember it because I panicked and just left
>these days I order everything for delivery and almost never leave this area around the cabin

literally me

how much do you get your neetbux a month

Envious.
All I want is to be left alone forever.

...

Are you happy living like that? I feel like I would become unstable without human contact for >48+ hours, much less 8-9 years.

get out woman

you don’t

very high power levels

Wow, you sure suffer a lot in the first world you fucking nigger whiny faggot son of a whore, kys

1090 euro/month.
It's ok. I've never needed social contact and the little I do seek out I get here on Zig Forums.

Trust me, I do.

material wealth isn’t everything

damn bro, good luck.

do you at least visit escorts?

Better to be lonely than to be abused

How'd they die

Thata more money than 30% of the US workforce
>i suffer in sweden

:|

Why does everyone on this site think I'm a girl? I'm not femme at all in person, I've got a beard and (in my opinion) a nice manly physique and all that that.

No, wouldn't even know where to find one. I jack off when I feel the need and it works for me.
Car crash. Smashed by semitruck head-on.

Ok you win

post face and body

Put me in your testament.

Oh fuck man. That sucks, my condolences lad. Live with grandparents?

It objectively is, if you don't know where to buy happiness then you deserve to die

>buy happiness
??

>I feel like I would become unstable without human contact for >48+ hours

Wow a WHOLE 2 days!!! Is this the power of a normalfaggot? No wonder corona is spreading so fast in America because of weak retards like you who cannot stay apart from other people.

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We should all watch a movie or something

Two days is unironically a long time. My roommates once left for a three-day weekend. I ended up wandering through the nearby park just to hear people, and later ended up texting/calling a random dude on /soc/ (not sexual, perv). I am somewhat parasitic I suppose; I need contact with others.

What do you do beyond the computer? Do you have any dreams? Or are you content

hello mate i'm collecting flags care to give me a (you)

/soc/ posters should be lined up in front of a roadside ditch and shot in the back of the head.

Sounds kind of extreme to me, but I understand the social drive. I spend a lot of time on Zig Forums as an alternative to socialising

>Live with grandparents?
No, they aren't alive either.
I was in the social system for a while and lived alone in an apartment under supervision by the government until I turned 18 and became an adult.

Rude

I spend a lot of time listening to music. Like, a lot. My stereo is on all day, and if I'm not home then I have a portable speaker I listen to.
I don't really do much else. I walk around the forests here, get drunk 2-3 times per month, watch tv shows and sleep a lot.
I'm content with it.

>I feel like I would become unstable without human contact for >48+ hours
weak ass bitch nigga

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desde luego

there are still people who don't understand the whole corona thing, kek