1. your cunt

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tomboy gf

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that make sense
so a milf?

Just like me: Intelligent, nihilistic with a wicked sense of humour.

BASED

a milf is a woman old enough to be a mother, generally over 35. this wouldn't be a milf as she is the same age as you

with wit as my weapon, i am quite the opponent

a gf that loves me for who i am

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I honestly don't know. There's so many things I want in a gf they end up conflicting each other. I guess I can maybe pick a body type but besides that I don't know.

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i would like a gf that doesn't mind the fact that i literally cannot keep a conversation going for more than 5 seconds. at the last family gathering, each family member came up to me at some point for a chat and after never being able to make it far passed greetings they never started a conversation with me again. i am a stranger to my own family, my interactions with them are nothing more than with strangers. i have absolutely nothing to talk about, and am a very uninteresting person, in fact i wouldn't want a gf as i would just bore her and waste her time and feel bad about it

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my ideal girl? who has two arms and two legs.

Read
Read lots
Read fiction and non fiction
Read philosophy to get some bomb ass ways of looking at the world
And watch all the frequently mentioned movies
If you don't know what those are, wait until you next hear someone mention a movie that you don't know and take a physical note on your phone and watch it when you get home.
Get an opinion on everything and be able to discuss others opinions on everything.

Steppe gf obviously.

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What kind of name is Fufu? Seems like a name for a cat or dog.

>hello user, what are you studying
>i'm not studying anything
>oh so you are working
>not right now
>oh
genuinely how it goes

onomatopoeia for a short laugh, similar to 'hehe'

>smoking
That's gross.
GROSS!

How can you tell if the step is Male or female? Do the stairs talk to you, or do you decide if it's a particularly feminine staircase?

my waifu

Who laughs like that though? I've never heard anyone in any country I've been to laugh like that.

Do you like reading? I can paste a few recommendations here. These books will make realize parts of your mind that you didn't even know existed.

You just, also pic related. It's my Steppe gf.

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I'll paste it regardless:
You need to start reading some literature, examples:
Black Boy - strange and thought-provoking, not that old waaah white people bad black people good, Richard Hendrick's story is for all to hear.
archive.org/details/in.ernet.dli.2015.5717/page/n17/mode/2up
Catcher In The Rye - funny, witty, and a great short book for the afternoon.
uzickagimnazija.edu.rs/files/Catcher in the Rye.pdf
Challenger Deep - Not about marine biology, but about a boy with autism. Few books have made me feel as connected with the main character as this one did. It is confusing, but please try to understand it.
No pdf sry :(
Spirit Bear - I love it. Just read it.
Basic Economics by Thomas Sowell - Beyond based, no explanation needed.

VGH... THE FAIR MAIDENS OF TERRA AVSTRALIS... (((THEY))) TOOK THIS FROM YOV

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flag
i wish dominant big-dicked futanaris were real

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i've read basic economics, the rest i probably wouldn't bother as i have a huge backlog

That's a human boy, not a step.

nipponese

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>pic related

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meh.