/brit/

>noooo girls don’t even like muscles
imagine actually believing this, guess blokes don’t like a decent pair of chebs either

No more trivia nights
No more meat raffles
No more pints and parmies
I'm so sorry UK comrades...

done another big poo

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patrol my parish every night, cosh in hand

Cheers Trudeau

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Capitals are full of rootless scumbags and foreigners

>LOOK AT ME, IM RELEVANT
>I LIVE IN THE CAPITAL IM TOTALLY RELEVANT AND POWERFUL UNLIKE YOU RURAL HICKS!
Hate sub-upperclass city folk, they’re as meaningless as all the rest of the non-elites but they live in hell on earth

ffs

like how they picked the most low iq looking people they could find

Lmao theyre so fucked

I went to the gym once and I've never had sex in 45 years
so much for gymfags and their delusions

Chebbers are natural. Big freakish muscles aren't.

Women prefer ottermode men, like me. Deal with it, roidhead.

maraud my tower block every night, cock in hand

>Girls only like muscles
Not saying some girls don't like muscles, but if you're getting muscles just to impress them then it won't work

edinburgh is too far away from my job.

there's no excuse

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hello actual ancient
what's it like being old

come on trump pull out some fraud/magic

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cheers indeed

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I'm lazy.

You mean london

yeah fuck the scottish enlightenment

t. Bendigo in the house

fucking hell stop posting you runt
you were btfo in the last thread then just started incoherently posting
>cope

This is the problem, why do you assume when people say they lift their goal is looking like mr olympia?
Ottermode with a bit more mass on the arms and chest is what most people are aiming for

Is troubling when you see someone reply seriously to an obvious joke

Reminder covid has been used by teetotallers to destroy pub culture

post body

no point in lifting unless you take steroids

jokes are funny

>I'm a native gaylicker

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squeezed dick mode
what century do these people live in where they think having massive muscles is any benefit

never said that in my post

bendigoing... bendigoing... bendigone! haha

pure reddit

youtube.com/watch?v=DCyxpYXs2Aw

don't fight it /brit/, for you know it to be the truth

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>when you undress for the first time in front of her

Feels good tbf I really got into prostate exams they're good banter

>scottish enlightenment
biggest hateful movement.
the biggest scottish thinkers spending their time teaching scotsmen their culture is worthless and they need to become english or be stupid apes.
Must be the only self-genocidal campaign in history.

>/brit/ - Scots autism and Zig Forums shitposting

knock knock

cope

Highest academic achievement?

>the scottish enlightenment
Funded entirely through English investments in Scotland

good of Gary Megson to stay after the game to talk to Gary and the lads

Honest opinions on Joe Biden lads?
I think he's quite intelligent and elegant.

jesus fucking christ

driving theory test

had a dream i called someone a faggot

it was YOU

don't trust any video with subtitles because it was probably made for phone scrollers

did some virg really attack his own keyboard because of some 10fastfingers screenshots
lol

>I am confident!
>B-because I've got muscles, and I'm healthier a-and I'm not a lazy cunt.. girls love muscles!
Yikes, imagine needing to reason with people on the internet why you're confident by listing off ways you think you're better than others

>Must be the only self-genocidal campaign in history.
Got a few going currently la'

>you know sir, you don't have to get checked every week
>shut up and put it in!

life

like you're doing now?

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Being big is very 10’s
In the 20’s you’ll see that slender is now the look girls want

Masters in Situational Judgement

feel like we've had this muscle shit-fight before

btec in p.e

in all honesty, can the left meme?

*galic
Gaelic is Irish.
It never happened.
A bit strange that "enlightening" a country involves banishing their literature to rotting shelfs then telling the entire nation they are inferior to a foreign country.

And I never said women don't like muscles, my point is that trying to shoehorn yourself into an environment because you think it will make you more confident, it will only ever be superficial

School of Life? Manga cum laud?

lot of insecure people here

youtube.com/watch?v=pEmX5HR9ZxU
and the seethe goes on

nothing new under the /brit/ sun

Yeah, the keys flew out and 3 switches have broken stems now, but it's OK. I need to buy a new mech keyboard anyway. It's a good excuse.

galic bread?

>have muscles
>not a khv but still a virgin
It doesn't really help for me, and you can probably guess why

ah yes, everyone at the gym is just “shoehorning” themselves in hmmm yes

Not totally opposed to his point but he definitely does need some new clothes

reckon if I read /brit/ in an MRI the same parts of my brain would light up as would do when I watch The Undateables

>Big freakish muscles aren't.
They were for thousands of years

It's probably happened thousands of times before

you're a joke to anyone big

Am I? Are you sure that's not just a perception coming from defensiveness? Because I've challenged your confidence deriving from lifting?

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Just got 79 wpm on that typing test

Is that fast

Yeah. Not sure if it's just one person self-replying or a couple playing to eachother's tunes or what. Makes me miss Dave, at least he's put some more effort in.

TINY IRISH WPM's

>shoehorn
FOY

autists are naturally resistant to change
to him, doing something new and outside of his routine is seen as mountainous

>implying people had access to testosterone and trenbalone injections thousands of years ago
no. pic related is not natural.

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if we all chip in we could buy this fella some therapy sessions and get to the bottom of this

bodybuildlets are all homosexuals

Its true desu

>if you are self conscious about your body going to the gym won't fix that

COPE

you've had an mri when watch the undateables?
this a gimmick on a new season?

lot of people start off that way and then find they enjoy it
never been into sports in my life, but I love lifting
genuinely look forward to it, just stick an audiobook on and lift for an hour every weeknight
gets me out of the house and it’s good for me innit

Whilst you was in the gym, I was in Tesco scouting the reduced isles. Whilst you was lifting weights, I was picking up half priced donuts. Whilst you was paying £20 for protein shake, I got a caterpillar birthday cake for £4. We are not the same

there is more than one other person here, mate

Didn't say that either lad, if you go to the gym to gain confidence then you're shoehorning yourself in. Doubt Deano is shoehorning himself in at puregym, probably just a natural progression from a childhood spent running around and playing footy.

superb post

My gym

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yes but it’s basically impossible to make a leftist meme that isn’t “WORDSWORDSWORDSWORDS” without people getting confused because most people in the west don’t get taught about leftist theory beyond a brief summary of marx

Who said anything about being a bodybuilder? That's a distinct sport unto itself.

Back in 10000 BC everyone looked like this with more hair
That's what happens when your diet is 100% mammoths that you pulled down yourself

I’m not lifting to impress roiders

Yep, nothing quite compares to the Dave era. You can tell a /brit/ poster from that era by the scars from Dave's verbal lashings.

it came free with my sofology sofa
got a little sloth on it

bushmen who actually live like they are in the stone age.

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the brum bvll phenotype

only 3% of gym-goers, probably less, aspire to look like this - and they are generally mentally ill, we can all agree on that.

where is thailad?

Tesco's reduced sushi is kino and I used to get that + one of those chocolate cakes for din din

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you can't get big freakish muscles without roids that were discovered in the 1900s. the ancients were muscelets compared to the freaks we have nowadays

been accused of being london paki more times than you've had hot dinners

What's going on here, huge torsos but pretty skinny arms

>black
Irrelevant to discussing our bodies, I'd hope.

take steroids

Might listen to the Gorillaz debut album "Gorillaz"

lots of running over uneven terrain and climbing

dont do it

Drinking a refreshing freeway cola zero in the new long can

And that's fine, I'm not saying people shouldn't try new things and if you enjoy going to the gym now just because then more power to you. But the idea that going to the gym gibs mussels and girls liek dat will end up in disappointment, and that's all I'm saying really. People are taking as if I'm saying going to the gym at all is pointless which I'm absolutely not saying.

A toast! to skinnyfats

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just got my cock out in front of mumbergs toil zoom call

>tfw lanklet freak
>tfw ugly
>tfw no chin
>tfw hairline receding
>tfw absolutely monster peen

bottom one makes me forget about all the rest

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The Kurt Angle phenotype

Once picked up like 10 individual bakery made cakes for like 3p each. I sorted me and the boys out that day

unironically stopped posting shortly after he caved to pressure and called the king a bender

not looking good

Fucks sake I should've just bought the home weights and bench right when I saw them

state

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So? I was replying to you and your post.

see

Why are you still talking about bodybuilding?

That's what natural arms look like.
Ah yes. Of course, mong.
Look at this reconstruction.
copper age hunter.

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>freeway cola zero
Would you consider a Coca-Cola Zero next time?

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and accused me of having previous involvement in your argument

Talk is cheap, post it.

see

what's your idea of freakish muscles?

the first step on the road to decalcifying one's pineal gland is realising that childbirth is just another form of pooing

(((Reconstruction)))

Bet he still puts your body to shame

been accused of being almost every american /brit/ character from catyank to malaponte to mouthyank

>tfw best height (6’2)
>tfw good face
>tfw great hair
>tfw 3.5 inch willard

>tfw 6'0
>tfw above average looking
>tfw good chin
>tfw great hair
>tfw good sized peen
>tfw literally tismo so none of it matters

I owe my good health to a lifelong refusal to engage in physical activity

WHY DO MUMS BUY CRAP POP

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Well why get involved then?

by other yanks
no-one cares

what a nice thing, I can safely say Tesco is literally heaven on earth and I'm 100% unironic, even muh Italian supermarkets are nothing compared to a good old stocked up Tesco

is she fit

Why did you shift the goalposts from weightlifting to "freakish muscles" to begin with?

supermarket sushi is dogshit

the stuff from the counters in Waitrose is alright, but more expensive. The stuff near the sandwiches is dire

off to the paki shop anyone want owt