Why don't Denmark just sell it to USA?

some greenlanders actually wanted to join the us but then our lefties went "noooo you can't do that they are imperialists they are going to exploit your land"

We did. They said no literally because “orange man bad”. We don’t even need it. We just wanted it for our air base and maybe the resources.

because they will vote democrat

How do you know? They didn't had any referendum or anything. It can be the new Alaska of USA.

BUY IT

It wouldn’t be. They’re closer to Europeans than Alaskans.

Why doesn't the EU buy it?

Like, you guys will have a greater control over Arctic than you can have just with Alaska.

>It can be the new Alaska of USA.

but being a danish citizen is far better than being an american one

>but being a danish citizen is far better than being an american one
Yes, but are they officially Danish citizens?
If they are then yes, if not they might be better off as American citizens. However they should put in a hard restrictions from outside Americans from moving in.

Not if you want to actually make money

Imagine being a Duel citizen. Working in America and then living in Denmark after retirement. Or doing remote work in Denmark.
GODS

I’ll just travel in retirement

We were there before the inuits though

LIFE UNDER D*NISH RULE

Greenland is the suicide capital of the world, with a rate of 1 in 1,000!
slate.com/news-and-politics/2009/10/why-do-so-many-greenlanders-kill-themselves.html
>Know this, too: Greenland is the country with the world’s highest suicide rate. The rate here is 24 times that seen in the United States. Even Japan—a nation with a well-documented suicide epidemic—has an annual rate of only about 51 people per 100,000 inhabitants. Greenland’s is 100 per 100,000.

One in THREE (33%) children in Greenland has experienced sexual abuse!
france24.com/en/20190625-greenland-seeks-break-silence-around-child-sexual-abuse
>"I was about six years old... I was woken up in the middle of the night because someone was touching me. My hands were tied, my knees were tied and he abused me," said Anna-Sofie Jonathansen in the documentary.
>She is a resident of Tasiilaq, a remote village in the south-east where the documentary said nearly half of adults under 60 years of age have been sexually abused as children.

I say give it to the US, as there no way they could do worse

The Dorset culture was there first though

True, but they're RIP so it doesn't matter

because oil denmark lays claim to arcitic through greenland on behalf of EU

Aren't they mostly left to do their own thing? Is it really Denmark's fault?

We should just take it by force, there would be no military resistance. The EU and probably everyone else would be pissed but I don’t care about that

It should have been a Scandinavian settler colony, literally the most wasted use of land ever.

yes there are. not every territory is like PR or VI

HEY CAN WE GET SOME FACTS UP IN HERE

Vikings of Greenland are dead too.