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First yorkshireman itt

was going to post something racist but thought better of it

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CRUCIAL video

there's too many attractive women on tindr who are pro ably just using it for validation
i was under the impression it was mostly average to below average women who i might have a chance with but im having to swipe through bimbo after bimbo

Girl smiled at me on my way home from my run and my first instinct was to assume she was laughing at me. Self-esteem is FUCKED lads.

had black pudding and onions for first course and beef burger with chips for main course. price: 13,80e. everyday i go outside for one 1hour to read on a bench next to the seine, and stop by a restaurant to take away before heading home. im liking this lockdown tbf, even tfh is better than regular toil

Any updates on this election thing?

ruining all my friendships and potential relationships simply for the fact that i take like a week and a half to reply to messages if at all, dunno why i'm like this

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Go find her and ask her.

didn’t ask

listening to Bob Dylan

neil warnock landslide victory

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Ha ha .. What a funny bloke he is .. Thanks for attaching that image .. Cheering up /brit/ to no end .. Lmao ..

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shower and a shave later
get rid of this horrid pube beard

Blair won

dunno, Georgia has been at 99% for 2 days now yet biden has closed and overtaken Trumps 1.5% lead
bit weird really

oh well what can i do haha

Fear of rejection and failure. You can pretend it was your choice to lose those friends, which protects you from feeling like they rejected you if they eventually do down the line.

what jobs do you lads have?

Russian Janny is back lmao

still wouldn't pull in here

ended ages ago, boris is pm

no worries fella

professional Zig Forums poster

Imagine the aroma

booze
cheeseburgers
boobies
sleeping

this is it for me

Human trafficking, and owning a carwash.

do you really own a car wash

this is my fetish lads

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A few actually.

alcohol connoisseur

work at a petrol station

mum found the incest porn hard drive

doxxable info

mental how fast women get fat

I miss when nothing mattered and no one cared about anything

why is /his/ so weird.
the guy just orders the board to talk and they do. so strange.

Just realised The Architect is behind corona

if anyone wants to discuss 'Inside Llewyn Davis' then please visit my thread on Zig Forums thank you

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These dumb kids paid to go to a gulag in Manchester and now they are trying to escape

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You must have been ecstatic when covid came around, not much chance of getting a lockdown elsewise.

job hunter

you mean 2007 when the biggest scandal going was a few MPs claiming expenses for duck houses in their gardens and shit like that

thought people figured out Tragedy of the Commons like 200 years ago

wouldn't have made much difference to me when i was in firstyear desu

arrogant students
need them back in their cages

>The most British space captain on television is French

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dunno mate don't wanna sound like one of them conspiracy schizos but this video made me think this is all getting a bit weird desu

salesman

>toilsmen
Suffer in silence for decades
>students
Take what they want within weeks
They call us arrogant because they are jealous of our balls.

moni won

rent-commute-toil

the trifecta of misery

That's a Yorkshireman you fanny

Picardy is British clay

yeah i was too thick to go to uni so my life is shit those bloody students i hate them

don't have any of that
still miserable

bet they think they're proper revolutionaries

this but for males

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Scientist

Robert Bruces Skull casting.

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bent twat

coworker claims she suffers from depression yet every day she bops and sings along like a fucking annoying twat to the radio like she's on cloud 9

France doesnt exist in the 24th century

Toilsmen are worked to the bone while us students shag around for 3+ years, I'd be jealous too

> too thick to go to uni
what year are you living in lol

some gobby bint is giving a speech like she's che guevara

it's a shithole filled with inbreds. it's all yours

>too thick to go to uni
Literally not possible assuming UCAS points are still a thng.

CEO of sex

your office has cloud 9 underlay?

Anyone here going to take part in the upcoming race wars in the US?

>scientist

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you go girl!

piss off you tranny twat

Doxxable info if im more specific

paki bender sex offender

Need a 50ft cement wall next time

proper fucked my a levels in 2010. literally did not have the grades to go to uni haha. always had a chip on my shoulder about students since desu.

didn't you start writing a novel about race wars

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Dont reply to it

yeah we’re all right behind you amer

my aryan queen

what?

>last gf was really interesting
>raised in a broken home
>got scholarships by working hard
>went to live in like 4 countries
>crazy sex
>could discuss any topic thoughtfully

bad feel most other women are dead boring. like live laugh love and love island

unless you got 3 U's then you could have gone somewhere

hot

I love how all the students on Brit act like they are out shagging and tearing down fences when actually they are virgins sat in the bedrooms at their mums house posting on Brit with the neets.

not been on /brit/ for about 2 years, do you lads still keep up with tim? Did you see him posting his cock and balls last year in the builder arc? wtf was going on there

seems he's better now but on new medication

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This is what happens when ppl stop going to Church

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It got removed from the website I posted it on

>crazy sex
was it crazy? really?

how'd you break up?

Never got GCSEs haha

it's all about seasideMARK these days desu

It's going off in the US, all the races, multiple factions, it's going to be like the Spanish wars of succession

can't wait for drumpf to take his completely baseless claims of voter fraud to the Supreme Court only for them to beat him the fuck out

still think its weird that christians have decided to worship quite literally one of the most sleazy and un-christian candidates ever elected in the US

I refuse to believe she is real

yeah she used to love doing role play or trying new fetishes.
used to shag for like an hour straight.

was good

do you love it? really?

>when

What book are you reading?

Really want to move to detroit to live in a 10000 dollar 3 bedroom abandoned house with a porch and spend all day watching films

They're not Christians
They're just lost, losers
That said, I support Trump

Yes I love laughter and laughing at virgin freaks on brit who act like smart cunt university wankers is the best laugh of all fucking love it mate really

mark been down cerne abbas
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Nah, that's just standard hysterical female behavior

thought provoking insight. go over there and report on it for us please

its a scam
they make you pay thousands in backtaxes and upkeep

>pay 9000 pound a year plus accommodation fees over 100 a week to live in a literal gulag

Puttering at the thought

no point going bangor polytechnic and paying 9k a year. I would have dropped out anyway. I have no direction of goals in life and the social aspect would be lost on me because I'm antisocial

ate a scotch bonnet on a whim and now i wish i didnt