My friend from Germany told me that all her and her friends were doing is watching the election results from America...

My friend from Germany told me that all her and her friends were doing is watching the election results from America. This is all they are doing in any of their classes in school and all they are doing on the street. She said everyone is looking down at the results on their phones. Do you guys really care about us that much?

pls be our frens germany

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Germans are subhumans obsessed with the US

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german women are really annoying. I've never met one, but in my mind they're the most harpy and obnoxiously self righteous europeans

Here we mostly laugh at how long it takes you to elect and at the major Drumpf's cope

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>major Drumpf's cope
True

no.
the only good american is etc

Are you some sort of ESL OP? You right like you're missing a few vital lobes.

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> My friend from Germany told me that all her and her friends were doing is watching the election results from America. This is all they are doing in any of their classes in school and all they are doing on the street. She said everyone is looking down at the results on their phones. Do you guys really care about us that much?

More and more, I fucking hate Europeans for actually obsessing over us. I thought it was a meme but you actually do it.

Mail in ballots are what slowed it down

>right
>calling me ESL

you have military bases here retard, and a lot of us are impacted by the stock market

i will give u a kiss

I picture anglo karens like that

>german women are really annoying
>I've never met one

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I wish we would pull out desu. Also the economic influence part is interesting, part of why the US became powerful to begin with is it could trade with both Asia and Europe at the same time and if one is in recession, the US focuses on the other which is why the US exports recessions and most global recessions are American caused.

user you know as well as I do that mistake is quintessentially American

if you didn't involve yourself in all global relations and politics nobody would care

you brought it on yourselves

German girls are cute and have cute accents and I want to kiss their cheek

> x is really y, even though I’ve never met an x my entire life

this is literally every poster here

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I'm sorry user, we've all done it before, I'll let it slide this time.
Have some pidser with me

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You’re right. But technically that was so the US could stop the soviets. We didn’t expect to actually win.

this kek

More like you’re quintessentially a retard

>rest of the world
>noooooo america please save us heeeeeeeelp give your money and please destroy our dictators heeelp!!
>also rest of the world
>wtf why do you invovle yourself???? gtfo out of here weirdo!!! ugh so annoying

>german women are really annoying
>I've never met one

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We care that much, yes. It's a very interesting topic, you are our most esteemed non-European partner and we were particularly shocked when Trump won tbqh. Since Trump, America has been seen in a much more negative light and our relations are as bad as never before since after WW2, so people obviously were/are interested in this election.

who are you quoting

I wouldn't say everyone is interested, but many people are. Especially younger ones.

Drumpf is coping but I dont see the republicans wasting 2 years and large amounts of money trying to undue an election by claiming Biden is a foreign agent. I also dont see a million magapede march happening. Pretending Trump is the only crybaby is disengenuous.

The US has alot of influence on us thanks to the Atlantikbrücke and other shit. ofc we'll watch it

I don't dislike your military presence, per se, nor your economic influence. It's just that we need to know what will happen. We also monitor France and Germany. Plus, my aunt has a mental illness and has started to ramble about the US democrats being pedophiles that secretly control the world, so I genuinely hope Brumbf goes away for her sake.

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