What's your favourite American invention?

What's your favourite American invention?

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internet of course.
American is great, genius, awesome.

Time Machine

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I thought the Chinese had invented paper. Japan and China had paper before we traded with the US.

I like Coke and potato chips as a sort of American invention.

why doesn't this list include alternating current

freedom

Burger king

Rockets and the atomic bomb

Oh wait...

Game console

The airplane

you're going to summon the brazilians

The internet is protecting we Japan's youth from the communists and Operation Mockingbird of America.

That's French.

Circumcision

Internet

No. China stole it from the US.

Jesus Christ

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Fucking christ my brain is so fucked that i thought that image was a soijak

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>Paper
What???? That isn't even a gray area.

Doritos

china has been sending a lot of spies to steal the formula for it

Unironically peanut butter

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The Holocaust

What is it for you? I have two big jars of jif natural creamy.

Html and php. You overdid it with javascript though. RIP privacy...

The 250 pound war dogs the rich have bred. People they kidnap are fed to them. It happens all over the US and they've been doing it since Columbus landed. In fact, Columbus is the one who started the whole "feed em to dogs" thing here in N. and S. America.

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I don't get it, tried peanut butter jelly sandwich once, it's not edible, too fucking sweet.

javascript was a mistake

I hated it as a kid so not all Americans like it. I like other peanut butter things though like cookies, ice cream with it and candy made with it.