>9AD
>roll up into your village
what's the correct move here
9AD
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>what's the correct move here
Enslave them?
Salve!
can't wait for the aqueducts, roads and temples 2bh
say ave caesar and embrace your new (superior) culture
How much would a tiger skin cost back then in rome?
Probably decies centena milia sestertium
>Wait, how the fuck did they get through all the swamps on those horses? And they're standing in one. Tards clearly have better equipment than us, but didn't dismount. Fish in a barrel.
>KEK, let's get 'em, fellow Lithuanian villager boyz!
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1110 bronze coins?
Steal their eagle
Ask them if they've got some of that well lubricating olive oil.
ask them if it's Pride month already
Probably only available for military elites since exotic animals were bought to fight un the arenas and as a pet for some politician, marco Antonio had a crocodile if i recall correctly
>Yeees, give those mounted, armored fucks the LOOOOG.
Kek
i'd call them larpers
Salve! Long Jvlio Caesare vivere! Marcvs Vinicivs nommen meum.
Greetings greatest ally. Some guys called you leader a faggot. They are up north right in the middle of this forest that is totally not a huge swamp.
Good luck fucking them up.
>tfw too irrelevant to be invaded
"In wonderful savageness live the nation of the Fenni, and in beastly poverty, destitute of arms, of horses, and of homes; their food, the common herbs; their apparel, skins; their bed, the earth; their only hope in their arrows, which for want of iron they point with bones. Their common support they have from the chase, women as well as men; for with these the former wander up and down, and crave a portion of the prey. Nor other shelter have they even for their babes, against the violence of tempests and ravening beasts, than to cover them with the branches of trees twisted together; this a reception for the old men, and hither resort the young. Such a condition they judge more happy than the painful occupation of cultivating the ground, than the labour of rearing houses, than the agitations of hope and fear attending the defense of their own property or the seizing that of others. Secure against the designs of men, secure against the malignity of the Gods, they have accomplished a thing of infinite difficulty; that to them nothing remains even to be wished." - Tacitus
holy kek
Deciens centena milia = ten times 100 000 = one million
Choose who of them will be tsar
approach them and say in latin that we submit to rome without resistence
Welcome greatest ally have you come to avenge our great king Pharasmanes II the Valiant a friend of Rome, and massacre the P*rthian scum once and for all?
*Blinded by the light of IVPITER*
i kneel for my new masters and help them enslave and occupy the jews
tigers were common in the balkans and Anatolia back then so cheaper than you'd think
>Oh, hey there, you search for land to conquer? You should totally go to Teutoburg forest, I hear a lot of great things about it!
>Ayyy paisan watcha doin. Ay Helga, go get some gabagool for my cugino mio
They did the worst thing they couldve done
trusted a german, sad
>Romans were villains. Germanics, Celts, Jews, Punics, Persians were the good guys
How cringe would it be to name my son aurelian? I'm not even white, let alone italian
Isn't abandoning the kid bad enough?
>your name depends on your race
fuck americans
oh hes fucking done ya now.