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>BPD girls be like
>*ruins your life*

Every time someone posts slag pictures I just imagine the runtiest looking incel

Imagine having a folder just full of girls you think are pretty so you can post spam them on Zig Forums

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time to get on the cans de laaaaads

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whats a reserve rights token

how do you know if your ip is dynamic? might start being a bit more naughty if all i have to do is smack the reset router button

what do i have to do to be referred to as "the right honourable gentleman"?

phwooooaaaarrr

decent
listening to ok computer right now then might listen to some icicle works

scary the amount of body dysmorphia on /fit

already started on the seednut

>BPD girls be like "omg I'm such an empath I can literally feel other peoples emotions!"
>abandons you, cheats on you and sociopathically jumps into another relationship within the hour without feeling remorse

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no cans for me no sir
0 beerios for me old boy

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chris martin is the modern day john lennon

who is this
who am i
what is this

timbo is ununironic kino

every day we above ground is pain and misery

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Janny foaming at the mouth

what is that my lad

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wtf is that

do BPD and bipolar people act the same? because that happened to me

read the fucking label you invalids

Any peng Asian tings in? (in tights)

fortified BRITISH wine
cost like £5.50 for the bottle and its 15% lol

don't know what any of it means

not him but im betting povvo baileys

what makes a wine fortified

first three words at the top are 'fortified british wine'

walls and a draw bridge

youtu.be/Wev3XZPNY1Y

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I think bipolar people are actually easier to deal with than BPD people

BPD people are actually vindictive about it

more alcohol added

yep povvo baileys just as i thought

heheh

Senior cabinet minister innit

don't know what that is

just become emotionally detached and you can date BPD girls without complaining. it's not that hard

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according to googleberg and command promptberg my ip is indeed dynamic wahey
baileys isn't wine you mongrel

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High on diesel and gasoline
Psycho for drum machine
Shaking their bits to the hits, oh oh
Drag acts, drug acts, suicides
In your dad's suits you hide
Staining his name again
Cracked up, stacked up, twenty-two
Psycho for sex and glue
Lost it to Bostik, yeah
Shaved heads, rave heads, on the pill
Got too much time to kill
Get into bands and gangs, oh

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>Medicine Hat is a city in southeast Alberta, Canada.

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go down your local and ask for a pint of it

go on then, do something

>t. Coomer

because theyre all right wing

Another thing BPD girls do is begin a slander campaign once you've broken up and trying to make your friends hate you

They NEED to be seen as victims in their minds, so accordingly every previous boyfriend before the current one was 'abusive'

Just stay away is the best course of action

sounds healthy

no im a good boy

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Do any of you lads drink port or sherry?

Feel like a right granny lol

>Dreary grey shithole
>Hideous urban centres full of violent chavs, brown people and heroin addicted homeless
>Bland countryside
>Wet and cold weather, rarely any sunlight
>People are depressed and angry, binge drinking and alcoholism is a nation wide cope/cultural institution
>High rates of obesity
>People are ugly as fuck

I suffer in the UK

kek now hes all annoyed because cant afford real baileys

all women are BPD to some degree

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wtf this sounds exactly like a bipolar person.
funny thing mental elf innit

>port
yes

the fact biden didnt win by a landslide proves America is still a deeply racist country.

boohoo

literally manage to cut my dick from wanking abrasion, no idea how

now can't coom for days reeeee

sounds like your typical woman really

Privy council

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yes hence i bought knock-off port
cockburn's was like twice the price
it's not baileys you monggggggggggggggggggggg

lads

if your friends aren't immediately convinced by 'she's a crazy bitch' then get new friends lol also if you detach yourself you won't be dependent on your m8s either

where do weird artsy hipsters in london congregate in 2020? heard they got pushed out of shoreditch and also camden is shite

st helens

why? cause some people voted for a racist in a red tie rather than a racist in a blue tie?

my dad does but he's in his 60s

love brandy and port

No slags on Bake Off now

people with high empathy levels dont self title themselves as empaths, its what narcissists do. its weirdly ironic, avoid these types of people.

fuck off abroad already you pitiful little worm

just got a nectar card which can be used when getting petrol. do i hand the card over to the cashier or swipe it on the card machine thing or what?

It's basically the same thing, bipolar disorder isn't used any more as far as I know

I like cheapo LBVs

In an Old Tawny hole myself

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>thinks Bailey's is expensive
classic povvo

they didn’t get kicked out of shoreditch lmao

I JUST WANT TO FEEL HOW I FEEL WHEN I'M A LITTLE BUZZED BUT ALL THE TIME WHY CAN'T IT BE THE STANDARD WHY MUST I DRINK JUST TO FEEL ALIVE

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Any mead drinkers in? Love a bit of mead now and then.

youtube.com/watch?v=lVmmYMwFj1I

get busy living or get busy dying

youtube.com/watch?v=VJ6v7GHYDbM
sherrylad your thoughts on this clip

dont get all the fuss about mental illness. just take medicine for it. it's not that hard

hello watching bake off

just had some chicken tendies, onion rings and garlic break with grated cheese on top with sriracha sauce lads

haha

on the booze

yeah tried it on that island monastery that the vikings btfo'd can't remember it's name
lindisfarne i think

never drank it
what's it like

lmao try saving up your pocket money instead of blowing it on sweets and you might be able to get real baileys next time little boy

We suffer in Shitain

can't believe people drink anything but pepsi max in here
genuinely taken me aback

which one lad

blog on

>haha
sorry did I make a joke?

any trackies tucked into socks man in

the vintage shops and vegan cafes are still there but it's really commercialised now and galleries/music venues/diy spaces can't afford to rent there anymore

for me its diet coke
too much sugar in pepsi max

youtube.com/watch?v=s3EQGI-xqLw

People of colour = yaaaass queen slay

Coloured people = your life is over

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yep
lindisfarne and harvest are the brands i can get

Alastair post

no you greebo twat

Port I don't mind but don't drink regularly
Sherry I don't like
Brandy? Now THAT is peng

you on masterchef tonight

women should be forbidden from leaving the house unless in tights

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dont get all the fuss about cancer. just take medicine for it. it's not that hard

raaaaahhhhh *kisses teeth* thats nasty pham!!!

>go to bed
>see this
What do?

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Honey wine

Any sneed drinkers in? Love a bit of sneed now and then.

furthest i've ever gone in terms of trying spirits is drinking the occasional wkd

no, bake off.

dont like professional masterchef

new age fun
with a vintage feel

why do zoomers put their hands down their pants and wear those gay little chest bags

Thoughts on estrogen?

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Open my copy of DSM-5 and rattle off a questionnaire

watching DT do that on AFTV was cringe

but chestbags represents being a dealer usually.

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Me at 5: I want to be an astronaut
Me at 15: I was to be a pro athlete
Me at 25: fuck me how expensive is cheese

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never got the chav putting hands down the front of their trousers thing. they look like children bursting for a piss.

Alistair drinking mead from pic. rel and pretending his oven pizza is a hearty feast from an inn

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Think you meant to post this on Twitter, lad.

sorry is this twitter?

alistair sounds based

>I can alter my body to better suit my gender identity but if you do it and it gives ME the ickies then woe betide

we don't need astronauts
we don't need athletes
we need cheese makers

Where's Em?

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Me at 5: I want to be an astronaut
Me at 15: I was to be a pro athlete
Me at 25: fuck me how expensive is sneed

*starts letting my boa constrictor slide in from the bottom*
feast, my sweet

epic reddit moment bro

leave it on [banal normie dogshit website] next time pal

Must be so gratifying being a lefty
Patrolling twitter with ur blue tick and day night ready to scream RAYYYCIIIIISSSS at anyone who makes even the most minor slip in not using currently acceptable dialogue (whats acceptable changes on your whim on a monthly basis)

After a hard days work some raycis is out of a job and you go and enjoy a brewdog with the thems over yet another harry potter themed zoom quiz

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I GOT THIS FEELING ON A SUMMER DAY WHEN YOU WERE GONE
I CRASHED MY CAR INTO THE BRIDGE
I WATCHED I LET IT BURN
I THREW YOUR SHIT AND PUSHED IT DOWN THE STAIRS
I CRASHED MY CAR INTO THE BRIDGE
I DON'T CARE
I LOVE IT
I DON'T CARE

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Why are they in British waters

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Me at 5: I want to be an astronaut
Me at 15: I was to be a pro athlete
Me at 25: fuck me how expensive is your mum

what's your favorite
mine is american cheese

*Orders the toothbrush*