This is my typical vacation outfit in Italy (though I've already ditched the shoes)...

This is my typical vacation outfit in Italy (though I've already ditched the shoes), what would the reactions where you live?

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I would think another dutch faggot tourist

ditch the jean shorts user

Sneed

People would stare and think you're a faggot, but for the most part you'd just be ignored because people have more important shit to do.

People will think you are a fag that's about it.

People would want to take you on a date in San Francisco. The rest of my region would ignore you or make fun of you.

Why does he wear the mask (mini shorts)?

People would instantly know you're European

Shut it. We don't wear shorts THAT short. It's a bit above the knee instead.

Nooo way

I wear shorts like that all the time and no one cares. I'm also out on a run when I do so it's different.

I don't think those are denim shorts

If those aren't denim then what are they?

My short are denim, I meant your running shorts

Oh duh.

people would point at you with their fingers. women will laugh at you secretly then some men will hit you

I'm unironically gay and I'd never wear those shorts, like what the fuck are they even? Do they actually make them for males? They look ridiculous. And so do the sunglasses. At the same time, seeing so much male skin is kinda arousing, ngl. What, I'm being honest. Especially with Dutchies, they have some of the cutest phenotypes.

Those are women's shorts but they fit me perfectly

Girls would laugh at you and think you’re gay, guys would beat you to a bloody pulp. There’s no winning situation either way

>guys would beat you to a bloody pulp
Living in Hungary and not getting beaten, I kinda doubt that. British beer tourists are very enthusiastic about giving me comments, regardless of their level of drunkness

Cute legs btw. Do you have any retro style split shorts?

Not really retro style but I bought these tiny nylon running shorts from one of them chinese stores, but I don't have a pic wearing them

I would whistle to you and scream "get over here to papa's arms sweet pie" and if you don't like it you can suck it. If you wanna dress sexy I'm gonna treat you accordingly

Everyone who dresses like this want to be treated like you described. Me definitely.

depends where you go to.
the shoes from last time would get you bullied 100%

These ones?

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Yes.
With that outfit I can't imagine you getting further than 20m from your hotel without someone reacting.

As in Hungary

>what would the reactions where you live?
i don't know about other but i'd probably rub my penis on your leg

Why do you dress like this

Especially with precum, I'd like that

I honestly think short shorts look good on me. And then I started getting more and more reactions as my shorts got shorter, and I got totally addicted to them

>are those shoes pink!? ALLAH HAVE MERCY ON ME!!!
lmao fucking bedouins

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Bright pink, my fave color beside turquoise.

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