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don't know sorry

got ID'd for baileys salted caramel chocolates
broken britain

is ladbaby really still a thing?
wtf
will they let it go

neighbour's got the drills and hammers going again
every so often I can hear a piercing scream as he tortures his bollocks more and more
sick of it

barely a single british person in the entire thread. awful

think i'll watch series 1 episode 5 of skins

anime is rubbish

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kitties!

hello year 10

How
can you tell
if you have
a
gennital
wart
on your bottom hole?

Get these fucking JFs out

no point

i keep getting ID'd because you can't tell my age with a mask on

Hope you've all got your poppy's on standby.

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more british than a bacon sarnie on a saturday morning you mug

British is a pseudonym for northern irish or non white living in britain

you first chinky bwoi

Doug-sama you seriously need to fuck off

I was there. I remember it. Reincarnation.

open the fucking pubs

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you are a jf too you dumb chink

mate, I had no idea who he was until like a year ago when I found out the UK's christmas number one was a fucking song about sausage rolls

it's stood the test of time la
can't beat it

how old are you?
he's been dining off this sausage roll nonsense for 2 or 3 years

lovely effort that. Best my town could do was put a few poppies on sticks outside the church

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Honestly despise how bureaucratic self-checkouts can be.
These were meant to be facets of self-emancipation
Instead we indignify ourselves at their cold laggy screens

I could quit drinking and smoking tomorrow if i didnt have work. Will never understand how some people go through life sober and just take all the shit like its nothing

Its no misfits

>Ah giiiiirl...
*sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiifff*
>Girl, giiiiirl...

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I'm somehow still on furlough. it's incredible how much of a waster I've become since covid reared its ugly head

theyre open here in wales :3

Watching my anime gf watch feet vids
youtube.com/watch?v=Hcmuzo6XfOk

Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden all have Jewish grandchildren

youtu.be/uJMdDzzn_FM
Classic.

But it does make me sick knowing I've rode the tube with similar specimens.

alri grandpa get some rest for your weary bones mate haha

just bought 240 nos canisters why not

Bloodborne finally came out on pc, nice.

Find it mad people actually live in towns

why do they have to be so bulky?

pisses all over misfits you pleb

Did you know?
The total amount of greenhouse gasses produced by cow farts in a year, is more than the total amount of greenhouse gasses produced by all the airplanes in the world over a year.

A toast!

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well lads

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remember when they made Killing In The Name the christmas number 1 just to btfo the X factor, that was pretty based

it's absolutely shameful that we as a nation have allowed that to happen. british people need to stop enjoying dumb shit on facebook

burning a poppy

is frying an egg easy? ive only ever boiled them but i fance egg on toast
could just boil one and cut it in half on toast i suppose

They're no Kidulthood

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Alri city slicker
Dont understand you either

bumming poppy (a girl, not the paper flower)

don't psyche yourself out

Hung out with me mates dad who got into a plane crash once and can't hold in his farts after the surgery. He was farting in the middle of serious talks and that. Hard to keep a straight face, good guy. He can hold in poo like a champ atleast. He's a scientist

mate...

Easy as piss mate

can't compare a film to tv series you buffoon

made a tidy profit today

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the guide says you have to flip it over
wouldnt that make the yolk explode everywhere though :/

are you serious? posts like this always make me wonder who I'm posting with
frying eggs is very simple. helps if you're frying it in a pan with a lid to get the top a little steamed and cooked through, maybe a controversial take though

making a deal with god

...

you literally crack an egg in a pan and wait for it to solidify, how would that be difficult

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Dont know if i would choose city life, was born in it though and no option to leave it

take a pic like this

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why would you want to live in some irrelevant pit full of ugly fat people

Take a stool softener now lad. Really helps

yes deadly serious
i always boil my eggs

Flipping it isn't necessary lad

I keep farting at work and then whenever i stink out a secluded room someone will walk in saying they need me for something

To the virgin freaks!

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Don't knock noncing until you've tried it

just fucking do it you little baby

don't do it that way, steam the top with a lid on it, firmly stand by this

the only thing ive got with a lid is the pot i boil my eggs in lol

brits have no culture and history
smdh

a good Among Us session tonight. was imposter TWICE and saw both games through to the end.

Marcus rashford and john boyega could retire tomorrow if they wanted and never do a days work again yet they keep going on and on about how tough it is being a nigger its not fucking tough for them boyega only got cast in the shitty new films because he wasnt white anyway