Be some Brazilian Amazonian tribesman

>be some Brazilian Amazonian tribesman
>cross invisible line in the forest
>you are now inside the European Union

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>be some papuan hunter
>take a boat to some bumfuck island
>you are now in australia

Really makes you think

france shouldn't be allowed to have colonies.

It's not invisible there's a river there

>Get shot by legionaries

Funfact: that is the largest border France has with any country.
Another funfact: that is however the second smallest border Brazil has.

Yurop smol

I look very amerindian and this is a really good idea

it's not a colony, it's a french territory

Frencher SHOCKED!

braziallian rocks!

funfact: france spans across more timezones than any other country
another funfact: france borders more country than brazil

>if we change the name it's no longer a colony

No one is more "bawwww muh poor natives, stahp genocide" than EU fags.

For real, we should take over this shit before it causes us problems. Maybe during some migrant chimpout in France. There's zero reason for an EU country to have territories on this part of the world except as a possible future beachhead for an invasion.

No one wants to invade you, this shit belongs to France and there is nothing you can do about it

>another funfact: france borders more country than brazil
This is false unless you count sea borders, which are meaningless. Both Brazil and France border 10.

Brazil borders: Uruguay, Argentina, Paraguay, Bolivia, Peru, Colombia, Venezuela, Guyana, Suriname and France = 10.

France borders Brazil, Spain, Andorra, Monaco, Italy, Switzerland, Germany, Luxembourg, Belgium and the Netherlands (St. Martin) = 10.

>france spans across more timezones than any other country
Because of the rest of your empire that still stands (majority of which is composed of unimportant island scattered across the globe).

>Andorra
>Monaco
>Luxembourg
>Belgium

Non countries.

as opposed to Suriname, Guyana, Uruguay and Paraguay

France borders Suriname

True, those should all be Brazil.

france needs to be dismantled.

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Fine this is reason enough for annexation. "French" Guyana will be Brazilian again.

Why do you keep dreaming of something that will never happen ?

Soon you will be at war with all Muslims, you will have no way to defend yourselves.

>yourselves
I meant your colony turned department in this case.

>There's zero reason for an EU country to have territories on this part of the world except as a possible future beachhead for an invasion.

The EU will protect its spaceport. Sorry.

Careful, you're one button push away to go up in smoke faster than the amazon.

The EU won't exist in 50 years.

Sorry article 4 only applies in europe and north america. You can send your soyboys to die in the jungle by yourselves.

brazil ... there is no such country . Just portuguese colony

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Said the increasingly nervous man.

Who invited future Russian clay to this talk?

That's rich coming from a Russian territory

France won’t need your mutt subhumans to defend itself from Brazilians

Sorry could you repeat it? I'm not accustomed to the Turkish accent, Ottoman von Bismark.

apes can use cocaine ? noice

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>Slav
>Larping as a nazi

You need to build a road between Belem and Macapa and start sending caravans of migrants to french guiana.

Their and your best died 75 years ago. Braziloids will rape them and knock over their gay rocket.

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