Vocaroo thread

>Language
>Post a 1 minute vocaroo of a room in that language
Galician
My class voca.ro/1og0s87EEtMe

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Waiting on my international friends to reply.

my room is quiet always

Go outside and record!

>Go outside
uuuh, no thanks

Why not

'ate the cold
'ate the snow
'ate the noises
'ate the people

Well, I'm on my bedroom so I guess a song i'm listening to would be appropriate
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To non portuguese speakers(including tugas): try it out

Se és capaz de manter a tua calma quando
Todo o mundo ao teu redor já a perdeu e te culpa;
De crer em ti quando estão todos duvidando,
E para esses no entanto achar uma desculpa;
Se és capaz de esperar sem te desesperares,
Ou, enganado, não mentir ao mentiroso,
Ou, sendo odiado, sempre ao ódio te esquivares,
E não parecer bom demais, nem pretensioso;

Se és capaz de pensar --sem que a isso só te atires,
De sonhar --sem fazer dos sonhos teus senhores.
Se encontrando a desgraça e o triunfo conseguires
Tratar da mesma forma a esses dois impostores;
Se és capaz de sofrer a dor de ver mudadas
Em armadilhas as verdades que disseste,
E as coisas, por que deste a vida, estraçalhadas,
E refazê-las com o bem pouco que te reste;

Se és capaz de arriscar numa única parada
Tudo quanto ganhaste em toda a tua vida,
E perder e, ao perder, sem nunca dizer nada,
Resignado, tornar ao ponto de partida;
De forçar coração, nervos, músculos, tudo
A dar seja o que for que neles ainda existe,
E a persistir assim quando, exaustos, contudo
Resta a vontade em ti que ainda ordena: "Persiste!";

Se és capaz de, entre a plebe, não te corromperes
E, entre reis, não perder a naturalidade,
E de amigos, quer bons, quer maus, te defenderes,
Se a todos podes ser de alguma utilidade,
E se és capaz de dar, segundo por segundo,
Ao minuto fatal todo o valor e brilho,
Tua é a terra com tudo o que existe no mundo
E o que mais --tu serás um homem, ó meu filho!

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OP, try reading this
>low IQ, uneducated and proudly ignorant
>refusing or too stupid to use the metric system
>can't properly speak, spell and apply English grammar rules
>insanely high student debt
>no worker protection laws (cancel culture)
>most people are living from paycheck to paycheck
>having to have two jobs to survive
>having to tip waiters
>old people unable to retire and need to continue working
>homeless people
>morbidly obese
>unironically sharting
>terrible healthcare and insurance system (get injured and drown in debt)
>ignorance of COVID-19
>highest STD rates among "first world" countries
>circumcision of baby penises
>pledge of allegiance each day
>indoctrinated and arrogant (Murrican exceptionalism)
>Hollywood propaganda
>worshipping celebrities
>censoring swear words or natural nudity on TV while having world's biggest porn industry
>broken two-party system beyond repair
>citizens afraid of the government and vice versa
>corrupt and easily bribed politicians
>undisclosed financing of politicians (bribery)
>military state, swallowing dozens of billions dollars each year
>always at war (thank you for your service)
>controlled by big corporations
>worshipping big corporations
>abuse of rights and privacy invasion by CIA, NSA, etc.
>torturing whistleblowers and other "political enemies"
>insane obsession of guns/rifles (wild west mentality)
>several school shootings each day
>deep racism everywhere
>gangs and high crime rates
>police brutality
>highest incarceration rate by far
>actual nazi problem
>close to a civil war
>climate change deniers
>broken infrastructure / terrible public transportation
>greed for oil, gas and coal energy (+fracking)
>wasteful and inefficient
>drought due to corporate greed
>proponents of the flat earth theory
>elected several sexual predators for president
>constantly vote against their interest
>nearly voted for a women for president

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this is too long to read

proofs? I've already read it outloud

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i did and it took 2 minutes, nobody wants to listen to that shit

he asked me to so i delivered

fair on your end, just think there should be a viable pasta for the thread

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gracias muy guay kanye

gracias compañero

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r8 my galician
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>cando un mozo está solteiro eu son unha rapaza bonita (?)

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rate my accent ameribros

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Thank you!
Also thank you but you didn't read the whole thing
>amerishart thinks a simple paragraph is too much to read
Quintessential american post

>didn't read the whole thing

Actually I think I read more than I should have

>I think I read more than I should have
What do you mean?

E qué pasa se un está na casa todo comfy? Grabo o deshumidificador ou que carallada é esto?

dalle

I mean... you posted fucking huge wall of greentext what'd you expect?

Only americans think reading walls of text is bad

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Tradución da escena conspiranoica de My Dinner with Andre (1981)

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