/brit/

the state of it all
sounds like that blue-sky thinking tosser from the thick of it, but real

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what crazy barmy fictions will our resident aussies regale us in this thread lads?

remember mogging my gf last year on our way to europe and kept eating her meals hahahaha

'Germany' as a nation doesn't exist any more, it's a private entity owned entirely by international banks, manufacturing industries and American/NATO military personnel. An outpost for the New World Order more than a sovereign nation

Why so many forks and spoons?
You can use the same one, you clean it with your mouth.

Le boîte de munch

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pengest airline meal i had was a chicken and spicy rice dish i had on air kenya on the way to zambia

after that itd have to be an fritata i had on a ba flight to the states
had a nice salad on a united airlines flight to vancouver

did not like the food on a swiss airlines flight took to south africa
but the muesli was piff

do brits really put ketchup on meat

Corrrrrrrrrrrr

Cor it's a sausage SCRANdwich

ye the tories made you smoke spice baka

The West is lost

Might move somewhere remote like Uruguay or Greenland

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probably because he paid $50 for that meal so they're giving him anything he wants

so youre saying you've never had a hot dog?

How much does anal with a private escort cost? was she young and pretty?

go on then fuck off

fuck diets
nobody cares if I'm fat or not, least of all me

>buy a device without a pdf reader on it to read pdfs

No lol.
calibre can suck me nob

Imagine being this autistic yet still EXTREMELY confident and confrontational

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Pretty sure Americans do with hot dogs?

needs some butter on the bread de lad, but does look peng

Cameron practically demanded it

ketchup doesn't go on hotdogs
mustard does

Wait til you try fiji airways will freak your nut

i haven't had a hot dog
sounds disgusting

yes

shut up you boring cunts

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Who attacked him and why?

People care they just don't say anything

Hot dogs don't have meat in them

>ketchup doesn't go on hotdogs
>mustard does
I can just imagine the fat fucking smug reddit cunt behind this post

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Mate you're looking at clips from Washington DC, where most of the population are joggers, the media there supports commie thugs and the politicians there are all scumbag nonce neolibs or scumbag glowie neocons, of course the city is a shithole

Doesn't mean the west is all bad. Cosy life in rural red states doesn't seem too bad

well 99% of your countrymen disagree, cody.

fuck off yank

Stop pretending you're German

Americans have hot dogs with ketchup AND mustard, I've seen it

funny how the british women that come here to get fucked by germans, americans and other continentals are far more attractive than those on the isles.

>posts a redditjack
>accuses others of being a redditor

Antifa and BLM. He was trying to stop a fight at the Trump rally

Just carry a gun and start blasting the second you see a mob like that.

based anti-fascists fighting non-fascism with fascism

me
because

psuedo-intellectual social engineering weird cunt
hope he gets what he deserves

no one goes to germany to get fucked
no one

What zero pussy does to a mf

the irony of this coming from a brit, a country fully vassalized by america and owned by jews and zionists since the 1900s

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fascism would be something like mob rule
they're clearly unorganised individuals with a common goal

>soyjaks are now reddit
we've come full circle, it happens every time a dank new meme pops up here

The National Hot Dog and Sausage Council recently came out in disapproval of adults using ketchup on hot dogs. In a guide to hot dog etiquette, the organization decreed that for those 18 years of age and older, acceptable wiener toppings include mustard, relish, onions, cheese and chili.

only children and redditors like in the US put ketchup on hotdogs

The actual fuck

Psychotic "anti-fascists" attacked him because someone called him a nazi .

>>posts something that makes fun of redditors
>DYURR U MUST B FROM REDDIT LOL
go suck a cock covered in mustard but no ketchup, fucking cockhead

be fat if you want, just don't go blaming everything but yourself for it.

Is that why German women have to get fucked by black American soldiers and Syrians? The British women mog them so hard?

originally some had the purpose to flee the dying island of the UK before brexit went through, but funny how things happen

Jews own the entire world, most of all Germany.

This

Seethe

...

cummings is thick as shit. his smartest move was basically in elections you can tell lies that play on emotions and use facebook to advertise them.
hardly revolutionary.

if he was such a superforecaster, why did it take the government 3 weeks to realise there needed to be a lockdown. whilst most of the population spent that same 3 weeks literally preparing for a lockdown because everyone could see what was coming except the superforecasting government.

hes basically a redditor historian who thinks hes a tech entrepeneur because he read some popsci books like superforecasting and a book about the mangattan project. hes a charlatan of the highest order, do you thibk he had actually read a single one of those journal articles he linked? of course not he's a humanities grad who likes scientific veneer.

big case of emperor's new clothes

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>british women mogging anyone
lol

Dominic Cummings took the brexit bus up to Durham Castle after stealing free school meals meant for windrush descendants

>spent my own money on a packet of digestives
>cashier didn't stop me
>security didn't stop me
the government NEEDS to step in!

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Everyone in the US puts ketchup on hotdogs so you're wrong and still a dumb redditor trying to be unique
Don't reply, not going to read it

typical cowardly attack from behind

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Little bit racist, no?

what zero pussy does to a mf

Been informed I loudly smack my lips loudly every time I have a sip of tea which I have never realised in my whole life

Jeeeeesus christ

i'm sorry but you're more known for the scat porn, not as great lovers

I knew someone would be getting blessed with fat digits soon

only faggots from reddit have endless wojak edits saved to repost
you might as well start posting the endless rageface edits that reddit did years ago, because it's the same fucking thing

need leftists gunned down in the streets

sadly it was a shit get. we will rebuild.

you have to be 18 to post here
i know you came from reddit where that's not a requirement, but it is here

he should have read some taleb

Self-checkouts need a fat fuck self control assist
Bought a wheel of Camembert and ate it like an apple yesterday the government must step in an stop the predatory pricing by Big Cheese

Ah yes the sad cases are arguing about 'their' memes being the best again

AY YO

>>posts something that makes fun of redditors
>DYURR U MUST B FROM REDDIT LOL

I lived with someone who did this and it made me want to kill them.

yeah I do that too

Lads I'm off to make my extremely delicious spaghetti bolognese. Will keep you updated throughout with pictures.

ketchup is a condiment for children
this is widely known by anyone who isn't a 20-25 year old reddit tourist
it doesn't even belong on fries, because malt vinegar exists

/brot/

my favourite meme is low IQ newcunts giving that proxy-german troll (You)s for his shoddy bait.

taleb called him an imbecile in march
taleb also calls the author of superforecasting an imbecile rar

>even a French flag pops in just to shut down the retarded German

I only use mature condiments for mature eaters such as myself

Blind people have apps that read websites to them right? Could I use them to have my phone read britposts to me as I drive?

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you haven't made an argument against your obvious reddit origin, because you still have wojak edits saved to post
just give up, like you have with everything else in life

yeah yeah we get it, you're unique for not liking ketchup. take it to reddit next time

mixed race couples are incredibly rare here, i can't remember the last time i saw one. we don't have the verjudet english language media and culture that you and the americans have.

>i am a mature man so i only have mustard on my hot dog

lmfao shut up

embarrassing yourself, we're cringing at you lmao state of this prick

>Mirror, mirror, on the wall
>Who's the most reddit of them all?

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what’s the most vile obscene image you’ve seen on this website?

Never been fishing if I'm being honest for once

NEED a collection of antifa qts to push an enormous boulder adorned in absurd slogans over my bollocks

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feel sorry for the other yanks who get their reputations tarnished by retards like you

he's a brit

tied down baby getting shat on

Only consume huge amounts of colmans mustard as a condiment because I'm a real man *cries and coughs and retches*

go to bed yanks, you're ruining the thread

Most pathetic post in weeks

Is there any real difference between ketchup and tomato sauce?
Probably, why not

feel sorry for grown men who think it's ok to use ketchup
i'd rather be hated by the 10 or so retards here than be a fucking ketchup eating mongoloid

Any anons live alone in one-bed apartments? If so, what do you spend per month on council tax + utilities/bills?

Text to speech software innit. Used to have it on my Amiga 500. Me and the little bruv had hours of fun making him say all sorts of daft stuff.

don't need one since you already exposed yourself as clearly being a redditor and projecting that I have so many wojak images saved

Slathering my hot dog in tomato relish

ffs im eating

>The average German in 2020

Isn't it beautiful?

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the poo ontop of a salad viscerally affected me more than the gore or any other things

paola hard, lads.

Click here and scroll down to find out
warosu.org/g/?task=search&ghost=yes&search_text="macbro"

fucking runt thanks alot

shut up gimp

there is no need to project when you provided clear proof
you know i'm right

>antifa qts
Good luck finding one LMAO

i am a man of sophistication and class, so i only have the finest dijon mustard on my tendies

Smartest man on /brit/, how did you become so smart?

meh ive seen worse

poleys cock

meditation

>brits instantly rush in to defend their choice of ketchup
odd

Thingken about the left and I'm struggling to understand them.
They seem to simultaneously hate and love big global corporations.
They want small businesses to thrive yet demand globalism.
They hate big corporations yet suck their dick as long as the corporation posts the latest hashtag movement.
They claim to be for the working class yet openly despise the working class.

I don't understand who they are or what they want

studied at UQ

doesn’t work

FOY

But a nice modern 1 bed not in London is about 900

stop putting ketchup on your chips and use malt vinegar like every other brit

youtu.be/DKMUyhsaQxE?t=721

OH NO NO NO

Dr. Kawashima's Brain Training

This is scots.

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>1 image making fun of a redditor means I'm a redditor
yeah really convincing
see if you have any further questions

germanys most famous meal is made from ketchup

>Sir Marcus Rashford (pictured) on his way to take up his new post as No10 Chief of Staff after Mr Cummings' dismissal on friday.

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UQ mentioned

he's probably just a regular british zoomer, not a yank.

What zero pussy does to a mf

find some scots that isnt 400 years old

How come leftypol is an anti-capitalist yet the only people I hear criticising the UN, NATO, the International Monetary Fund, the Club of Rome, the Council on Foreign Relations, the Trilateral Commission, the Bilderberg Group, the Rockefeller Foundation, the World Economic Forum, the House of Rothschild, Jeff Bezos, George Soros, Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg etc are rorkes? I never see leftypol attacking these powerful capitalists

whys he carrying a toiletries bag?

didn't say anything pro or anti ketchup

just odd how he instantly got so many angry yous

also you should note curry ketchup != ketchup

ketchup eating children really got riled up haha
just stop being a fucking mental midget and eating like a 10 year old haha

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Keep forgetting Warosu is shit.
Here.
archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/search/text/Macbro/

If you dare.

He will be President of Algeria one day.

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That text looks nothing like 400 year old scots

hello anti antifa im uncle antifa

I'm on my knees begging you to PLEASE have sex

oh she's so pretty
oh gosh

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an awful lot of filtered posts ITT

well, seeing as youre on your knees
*unzips dick*

good posts amibro, you got them seething

>I was only pretending lol let me make a bait post so I seem like I was pretending lol

Best part is in each of those threads he posts even more

*eats a skittle*

Ever wonder why God made you the way you are? He must have a plan for you after all.

can't eat mustard cause all I get from it is a weird metallic taste from it most likely due to so some weird reaction my tastebuds have in response to a specific component/ingredient
get the same reaction to wasabi