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Surviving the Scrandemic edition

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Compeyson!

mad how the pandemic has affected the old mind.

used to be a literal renaissance man in pre-lockdown days: reading a book a week, doing maths problems in my sparetime, lifting 3 days a week and cycling 9 miles a day minimum; eating a perfectly healthy diet.

now i'm a complete and utter cretin: junk food, lazily do some bodyweight exercises, get stuck on books for months, wank and chan nonstop

Off to do some chores lads, so post quality is likely to deteriorate somewhat in my absence. Sorry x

you lads having a Sunday roast today?

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aha this is me
was getting back to my usual self but then they stuck me on furlough again
need the routine toil provides

yanks be like
>THE WEST IS FINISHED!!!!!!! time to move to russia which is based AND redpilled, i would be rich there!!!!!!

wish i knew happiness

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Any fiesta st man in

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i went the other way desu
became super obsessed with productivity and efficiency. i'd study for like 8 hours a day with no issues or anything.

just give yourself a week to reset lad

No I'm not a 17year old from a council estate

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scrawny runt tier car

>>ah yes I'll just stay in my tiny little bubble
i mean beaches and rural areas are fairly safe; as are city centres and shopping areas + high streets in middle class areas.
that's a pretty good bubble as far as i'm concerned
> and never ever walk anywhere
true south africans don't walk, not only for new worlder reasons, but because of crime. that is a negative point, but i suppose i can walk and swim at the beach
>and never let my guard down this is pleasurable
depends where and when. Joburg - yes vigilance is ubquitous. Cape Town - generally can have a little bit of slack, just don't do overtly dumb stuff and stick to what you know.

have only ever been on like 4 flights and they were all easyjet haha

been the ruin of me also
( I lie, I wasn't up to much anyway)

Fuck we have Fiesta men in Australia too. This is a four cylinder that lads do up right? It actually goes ok?

God I wish that were me

i've been toiling from home the whole pandemic. i moved back in with my parents in march which fucked me over a lot because mum makes unhealthy food all the time and i literally have n reason to leave the house other than walking (and sort of can't because i dont want to infect my parents)
reckon if i lived alone i could achieve this.
its living with mum and dad that does me over.

We should get corona reparations, not even soldiers serve 9 months of active combat.

Have flown London-Santiago. 14.5hrs in economy, a painful experience.

>the black man will have the whip hand

>i moved back in with my parents in march which fucked me over a lot because mum makes unhealthy food all the time
this was my issue too combined with the fact I don’t have a home gym

want a tattooed piercings lefty girl to sit on my face after she’s been creampied by someone

simple as

why are you playing games on a mac

economy long haul for non-manlets is inhumane. Somebody needs to step in

worst flight of my life?
istanbul to bishkek on a budget airline.
loads of crying babies and stingey airline wouldnt even give us water and woke us up in the middle of the night to sell us tat.

still was probably the best holiday i ever had.

Bishlol

thoughts on oregano and baysil erbs?

what airline and why were you going to bishkek

exact same. been doing bodyweight stuff since september. hate it and just want to do real lifting (though i may incorporate aspects of it back in when i go bakc to normal)

can't go to the gym because if i infect my parents they will probably die given they both have health problems.

Yes mate just once over the bollocks.........eeeeeaaaAAAARRRGGGHHHH that's it, cheers pal

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best budget airline I've been on in recent years was swiss air

>not just getting the aisle seat and stretching your legs out and walking around with impunity

For me? Flying back from Cuba with extreme food poisoning and shitting my trousers about an hour in

Dunno how people can not enjoy a flight. Exciting as hell every time for me. Fucking flying aren't you? Hundreds of miles an hour.

pegasus i think (i think some turkish budget airline)

>bishkek
holiday

this except without the creampie, ewwwww other men's semen ewwwwwwwww

I'm only 5'11" and it's hellish enough for me.

where i'm from chat shit get banged

the rorke fantasy.

parents live in the countryside so even when the gyms opened i couldn’t start going again unless they drove me everyday which would be taking the piss a bit

Travelling by train cannot be topped
Shame you don't have dining cars and sleepers so much anymore

simple solution: saw your legs off. lanklets must learn

best budget hairline I've been on in recent years was this hair

Vito and Jim's relationship in the Sopranos brings a tear to the eyes

Yeah it's fun 2bh

Your mum just be chatting shit 24/7 then.

nightmare scenario

Good post

Have never ejaculated on another being

>I'm only 5'11"
fuck off

*clicks and drags you into the Recycle Bin*

the rorke fantasy.

Have been on dozens of long haul flights but only had a shit once

if it's not too late, try and buy a kettlebell. I managed to get one just prior to our total lockdown in March. They're actually pretty good for overall function - so i'd use them for cardio, explosive strength, and also slow controlled movements like good mornings etc to train muscle control for when I got back to the gym haha

How was Bishkek?

mental innit

Would love to do the Caledonian sleeper, but I'm in Preston so basically pointless for me

what is the point of houmous

Ohhh! The guy was a fucking fanook

The new whip

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why don't you buy some weights? Or fill a couple of buckets with water at least, jesus.

>only 5'14''
IT'S OVER

this
love airports love planes
love all of it

was on flight on an Iranian airline and they kept trying to sell us big massive rugs. saw one lad haggling with the pilot over one at one point

*be's a biologically invincible mutt*

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looks like a truck to me
this is a whip

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seriously peng. almaty is more developed but Bishkek undoubtedly has more SOVL.

but for me? it's osh. based city.

going to have a few packs of crisps to tie me over until the sunday roast this evening

transatlantic crossing by liner (qm2) is the best these days

weights were all sold out everywhere at the start of lockdown
got a pull-up bar in the shed and borrowed a few weights off my older brother but it’s not the same

Don't think anyone understood my advanced Bishlol joke

I hope you're at least 5'10 because if not I guarantee you look like a midget climbing into that.

For me? Flying home with a severe ear infection that was sensitive to pressure changes. Felt like someone was fingering my head like a bowling ball

can't be bothered mate. just trying to do this bodyweight stuff to keep me from becoming a total blob.

interesting that despite being able to squat 120kg +, my knees can't handle assisted single leg squats.

Round deanos gaff lads

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cor that's peng
love pickup trucks me. have a little 4x4 atm for work but when that dies I will buy a ford ranger or a land rover I think

yeah that happened

>For all the kids out there who dream the impossible … you can do it too, man. I believe in you guys.
Inspiring stuff from are Lewis Hamilton, forgot to mention the rich parents requirement though

He may have been a fanook but it's the most honest romantic relationship in the whole show

Do you speak Russian?

mad how basic the humour of normies is. intellectuals like myself laugh at complex wordplay, historical references and jokes which have layers. normies laugh at a monkey wearing a tie.

worst flight ive ever been on involved a family of 30 indians who wouldn't sit down, constantly changed seats despite the fact some had vegetarian food requests specific to their seat, got annoyed they couldn't lie across multiple seats so slept in the area around the emergency doors, hung their coats on the chairs of the person sitting in front of them, and all walked around barefoot.

i actually would have been fine with the plane crashing, i had been awake for about 35 hours at that point

All this for a meme illness I swear. I don't even know if we still have covid shit going on in NSW aside from signing books if you want to go to a restaurant. Literally a non event.

Ranger has nice diesels I've heard

He knows what's good for him

Honestly if I had the option to kill any one person on Earth it would be him

dead on