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#BobMob

The left really cannot meme

will eat a pack of crisps for each reply this post gets

I have 2 working toilets but only 1 working cock

abolish the green belt, build some fucking pubs

cringey lols aside why would she post that? seems unnecessarily mean

>they've given up trying to defend their insanity with reason
What's next? Keep waiting for the next step to be widespread violence and anarchy but it's always something shite like "#WIBBLE"

poor moviebob
people hate him for such petty things like years of poor behaviour

>skwhyrells

Used to think his name was actually "MovieBlob", that he used it as a joke to make fun of himself.
Then I actually read his stuff and realised he was absurdly full of himself and would never do such a thing.

and open the rest of them

>roadworks in town centre

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just dropkicked a hedgehog straight over the black dot

Got 3 here, all working fine. I like to shit in each one every day

Reminds them of where they're from innit

bought 7 tins of quality street for the relatives and ate them all on the bus home

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who the fuck is moviebob ahahahahaha

how many fetuses has he murdered

you don't have a favourite?

lol
you're the only good irish poster

Fucking this, can broads just get away with being so fucking horrifically nasty like this now?

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Fitmick

Posting a mirth-inducing classic

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did you mate aye

she could have just blocked him but she had to be all female about it of course and do it passive-agressively
because bob's a thirsty autist he couldn't get the point and kept referencing m'lady in his tweets
tthis was a long time coming for him but yes she was a cunt about it also

What ever happened to coppercab?
Seems like the type who would end up being one of those mtf tinder people

imagine ripping him out of the water from his little inflatable

thats the most cooked relationship ever. the bloke has done so fucking well for himself jesus fkn christ

>when she replies with too many laughing emojis
it wasn't that funny

anyone know why starbucks failed in Australia?

he was a troll
probably got bored of the character

ye

didn't some muslims take hostages in one

cannot tell if the communist LARPer here is actually joking or not

last thread he encouraged British sovereignty and control over its own affairs then cited East Germany as a inspiration when East Germany itself would have fallen apart if the USSR left it to its own devices

hell, a politician made an error during a press conference on TV about the Wall coming down and people leapt on that instantly and tore down the Wall themselves. The citizens themselves hated their own country and wanted the communism gone ASAP

Well, it turned out to be a disaster because Starbucks didn't give the Australians a chance to get well-acquainted with the brand and develop that “need” and “loyalty.” Scarcity increases value but Starbucks wasn't scarce at all and had too many outlets.

for a brief moment I chortled and then imagined you as a tall, golden-haired man with a soft dublin lilt and an unassuming persona, embracing me tenderly as we enjoyed the love that dare not speak its name

thanks for that, user

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i think australia already had coffee which is actually good

no he's still trying to play various pathetic characters
t. browsed his twitter for 40 seconds

She has a real sex body too

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Aussies have too much self respect to be seen in such a cringe yank coffee chain

I think I want to sex lindsay ellis

>they close the pubs
>hitler started the beer putsch in a pub
>lenin started the revolution in a pub
>jesus started his journey in a pub

>he thinks the next system is based on nation states
lol

blah blah blah aussie shit is better than everything always blah blah blah

american coffee is shit compared to australian coffee

lindsay ellis seems like the kind of woman who likes english cock

Reminder than when you hear about crimes being committed by Eastern European migrants, they're almost always Roma Gypsies.

Poles, Romanians, Czechs, Russians, Croats, Hungarians, etc are all generally sound. Law abiding, hard working, and shouldn't be confused with subhuman gypsy scum.

Wait wtf they're actually going out? I thought the swimming pool thing was just a hilarious sexual assault.

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nah australians only give a shit about piss, coffee and cocaine. starbucks is overpriced garbage shit and no one wanted to pay more than you'd pay for a decent coffee on yank shit.

the only people i see in starbucks are gucci wearing asians shopping for another brand

The are married or soon to be

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theyre married lad

He must have some fucking great banter.

toilet unclogging hands banged this one out

GDR, not East Germany. And it wasn't a Soviet puppet but an independent socialist state. The wall was torn down by the hooligans of the BRD, which was and is a US vassal.
No surprise that after the anti fascist protective wall was torn down, fascism has spread like wildfire under NATO's aegis.

reckon he's got a monster hog on him

>the face of boe has outdone me

imagine clobbering his skull with a brick

Just shat too hard, I already know I got piles again, FUCK

I don't respect Polish or Bulgarian migrants. Most are just cheap labour for British capitalists.

people are enjoying the lockdown

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RGB freaks

>the wall is to protect russia from the fascist west
>so I can leave russia?
>hahaha no if you try to leave we will shoot you

haha used to play world of tanks like this only without the colourful lgbt incelbox

lol this thread is peppered with threats of physical violence

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as any good /brit/ should be

Haven't played CS in ages
Used to play surf maps quite a bit
and other gimmick maps
never actually played the real maps like dust

Trump accidentally tagged some Leeds fan who had to lock his account last night

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youtube.com/watch?v=XOmN3jXL5OU

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this is how I imagine helperlad, except without the cute bird

Imagine this happening to you

>GDR, not East Germany
East Germany was its colloquial name, of course I'm not talking about the modern-day region of eastern Germany.

Again I can't tell if you're playing a gimmick of a suited fool from a bygone era who sucks the USSR's dick or you're genuinely retarded

She lights up when the subject comes up, she must do some fucking devious freak shit to him

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HelperLad is very very fat. His disabilities are purely mental and hugely exaggerated.

Have experienced a toil version of this, being CC'd on another company's confidential email chain somehow. A company that's usually quite good about that stuff too.

GDR, not Russia.
Why should socialist states let the people they've educated, housed, fed, clothed and cared for flee to work as cheap labour for capitalists in the pursuit of trinkets? 99% of the people in socialist countries don't try to leave anyway. Even today many defectors from the DPRK end up going back.

Biggest thing to happen to Leeds in years.

the gf send this to me

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lol classic calum

would love to set this freaks head on a rugby tee, get a good 10 metre run up and boot him over the goal posts

Battiest gf you've had?

Mum and Dad having a nut roast for sunday dinner, said I'm not having that shite