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2. What’s the weirdest thing a parent ever told you?
My dad once told me out of the blue that I was conceived in the doggystyle position.

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i think my mom told me my dad had a small cock one time

my mom told me they were really feeling down so sexed for some solace and so I came to be

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Mom told me she used to do acid and smoke weed all the time when she was younger. She's a high class lawyer now kek. Did not expect that.

do you?

How does he know that? Did he have sex just once a month and this was only in the doggy position? Thats weird.

like father like son

My grandfather murdered a guy and was never caught.

Maybe it’s the time the condom broke

Why did he have the burger king crown?

Because my mom went off her contraceptives for a few days and horniness got the better of them once during that time period, supposedly.

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Wtf he did this multiple times.

He's the real life Joker.

>it took you awhile to grow up but you turned out good

I really should try acid before I reach my 30s. Still haven't researched properly whether it's punishable if I get caught

I heard weed is very taboo in Sweden kek. My dad told me he did a lot of LSD when he was my age and lived in a hippie commune in Seattle. Now he has TS clearance and is a high up engineer.

you inherit dicksize from your mother exclusively

based dad

My dad's dick is the same size as mine

You can literally add teen sandniggers on snapchat, meet them up and buy the weed

Brutal

My mother (while driving) confessed me that she has an urge to crash her car into a truck or a tree at high speed to end her and my life.

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That's just sad. Stay strong man.

hahahaha
once my mom said my dad's cock was nothing to write home about

I wouldn't let that bitch drive ever again

is your mother dick big?

James May looking great these days

Thanks for kind words user, life got a little better since then.
It still sucks, but I'm improving little by little.

I was pretty suicidal as well, wouldn't really mind her killing us.

Proof?

damn, she almost did you a favour there user

>dad cooks some kind of food from salmon (drunk)
>asks me to have a look at the salmon
>tells me that pussy is the same color from the inside

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My great uncle tried to kill my grandma after she had a baby out of wedlock

so his sister or sister in law?