>wife taking out the trash in the morning
>tanzanian guy approaches her without a mask on and gets super close
>"you are beautiful haha" "can i have your number"
>she tries to tell him she is married
>doesnt understand
>drags him to our house so he sees me and says look im married
>he says oh ok and asks for our numbers for friendship anyways
>leaves
>calls us minutes later asking her to go out alone with him ???
>i cant corona.jpg
>"do you believe in corona"
>"you are so beautiful"
>i can't go out cuz of corona.jpg2
>random broken mix of english and german
>hangs up sounding sad
>calls again
>asks her out again
>same response again
>"you were so nice to me" then something about "i can't change my skin color"
>calls after AGAIN
>"do you even believe in corona"
>"i don't have any disease we africans dont catch any disease"
>come on we can watch a movie while I cook you something
>no and hang up
>call the cops
>tell them everything
>they tell us if he calls us again to call them and to take it seriously and they go to knock on his door
did we do a racism? that man was creepy as fuck and I don't know if it was a language barrier or him just being weird
i'm not german and maybe i'm just not used to the culture here or something? help me german anons
Wife taking out the trash in the morning
You were rude to him.
aye nigga thats a lot of text
its worth the read trust me
In short:did he rape her and made you watch it?
No and I'm pretty sure the Tanzanian guy was a legitimate retard
Better move out of your house before he breaks in and rapes and kills you while you're asleep desu
no the cops got here in time
>Someone knocks on our front door before the election, very obviously a campaign person
>My wife immediately grabs a pistol the second she hear the knock
>Tell her to go sit down and I answer it
>Tell them I don't like their candidate, they leave
>Staring at my the whole time, gun still in hand sitting at dining room table
That man would have died if it was my wife.
maybe you could give a fucken tldr
yeah im legit considering getting a german shepered to be safe
invite him for a swim haha
>tanzanian guy asks us for our phone numbers for "friendship"
>keeps calling and asking my wife out for what seems to be a one night stand
>say no multiple times but he wont stop
>call the cops
>guy knocks on the door
>we grab our guns
do americans really?
why not just block him
Based. Kill politics fags
mind you i just beat cancer a while ago and im still recovering from it
i probably can't defend myself at all so i guess getting a big dog is the safer option here
You didn't let him rape her ?
Kinda racist ngl
No. You did a “im too scared to be called racist to tell this guy to fuck off”. If it were a white guy you would surely be less kind.
because he lives in the same building as us and knows where we live?
so in other words you would have murdered a random campaign shill who was no danger to you or anyone else?
Get a big dog and get a powerful hunting airsoft gun (they can still kill people and bonus points if it looks real)
Are you the Zig Forums German who has a Lithuanian wife?
lmao, imagine getting married while you live in an apartment building.
Is there something wrong with that? See
no im the libyan german who came here cuz of cancer
just tell him youre not interested. not "cant corona". just tell him "No we dont like you and we dont want to be your friend."
???
most people in cities live in apartments
>mind you i just beat cancer a while ago and im still recovering from it
Congrats user, GG.
>i probably can't defend myself at all so i guess getting a big dog is the safer option here
You should.
Racism has nothing to do here, tell him to fuck off.
And I say this as a Left leaning retard
/r/totallyhappeend
At least don't make your shitty story adhere to the least common denominator of alt right tropes on fanfiction sites.
i mean im also a left leaning retard thats why i considered it a language barrier at first but he was just weird
going tomorrow to buy or adopt a big pupper for safety
Yes. Once a coworker of mine left work to go threaten visitors to his house with his pistol. They were just locals looking around, but everyone thinks they're fucking Charles Bronson in Deathwish. It's lame.
man im a literal libyan immigrant living in germany married to a lebanese dutch woman
im not an alt right fag and i think people on int know me
>giving phone number to stranger because he wants to be friend with your wife
Why are Europeans like this?
in time to watch the rape?
Good Luck. makes sure you let the cops know that the retard lives near you to be extra careful.
yeah get the pup.
>came here cuz of cancer
islam?
yeah the cops know everything they even went to knock on his door
sadly the biggest shelter here opens on thusrday so have to wait i guess
Ok. Sorry.
The solution to this problem is a big gun. Shoot them negros.
I would not have killed anyone, my wife on the other hand if fucking paranoid as hell and I try to avoid any potential incident by handling all visitors.
bro come on we literally saved your life, the least you could do is not vote for fucking lefties if you have citizenship
i'm not muslim no im a fedora
god why are all solutions here to kill him
yeah take your wife and move to the shelter
No, the disease.
/pol tard
>language barrier
I'll translate what the Tanzanian was trying to say: can your wife meet for SEX SEX SEX
You were racist by not telling him to fuck off straight ahead like you would to any other weirdo
I hope so. It would be so sad if he has cancer.
I say this as a guy who smokes 20 hookahs a day and is definitely getting cancer.
Lmao that fucking pepe
Take your meds
Why give your wife phone number? I dont get it
what a faggot lmao
aside from the fact that you will have to abandon your home or get arrested and that just shooting someone while they are on your property directly implicates you and the other inhabitants? no no problem at all :)
why do you have a gun with a mega paranoid / autist wife. your signing yourself up to get shot by her.
Bruh... Why you let your wife give her number to a total stranger?
If he wanted to be friends just tell him you'll see him around.
kek don't worry im not becoming a german citizen im becoming dutch soon
i can only vote in local elections and EU elections
oh i see what he meant
yeah i had literal cancer
i got lung cancer due to genetics according to my oncologist since i dont smoke
we both thought he genuinely wanted a friend we are retarded mate
All Europeans are cuckolds.
really?
You know how you can tell a firstwolrder from a thirdwolder, such as a currynigger, a sandnigger, or an actual nigger?
The thirdwolder is always looking for ways to refute your character based on trivial merits. The firtstwolder doesn't do that.
And that, children, is why Indians are faggots.
gna or lna?
Oh shit no.
No.
No.
Cancer isn't real.
Stop.
How do hookahs give you cancer unless you put oils in it instead of herbs?
GNA cuz fuck having a second dictator installed by egypt
don't worry mate it's a small chance to get it like i did
like a 0.2% rate and most who do recover at that age since your immune system can handle it and the chemo
She's gonna get blacked tonight
Why did you give a nigger your number? You deserve it for being cowardly and dumb
>Dude hits on his wife openly
>Shamelessly stands by and does nothing
She's gonna fuck him by the end of the week
you're beta as fuck bro
any smoke going into your lungs that is hot damages them
damaged organs are more likely to form and fail to recover from cancer cells
meaning genetic cancer is easier to deal with than smoking induced ones
i wasnt with her when he hit on her outside
Please stop saying 'mate', its top cringe coming from a non-Anglo
Just tell him to fuck off.
How the fuck do you even know he is Tanzanian?
you should have punch at that nigger. Or at least give him a sign that you actually give a fuck and he should know his place.
Hope you get better soon lybianon just stop with the autismo niggas are trying to fuck your wife bro
>how do i know
he said so
Why would you even give him a number in the first place. just tell him to fuck off or you will beat him to death. what's wrong with you?
Um, the barrage of charcoal smoke that I inhale into my lungs?
I don't even inhale it to my lungs. I take a quick buzz and before it even reaches the back of my mouth I push the smoke out. However, even the smallest amount of smoke that gets into my lungs gives me a chance of cancer. My doctor says I am getting smoker's lungs.
I hope you get cured bro.
The autism is strong in this one.
No it's not racist, since it doesn't have anything to do with the fact that he is black. He's the one in the wrong.
you had one job hans, prep the bull
>Be Libyan
>Move to Germany
>Instantly become a cuck
Is it something in the water? How does that work?
thanks brazil user
i really hope the guy fucks off i just wanna live in peace and survive till a vaccine is made during this dumb fucking lockdown since if i catch it i die most likely
Why in the shit did you give him your numbers, retard? If this isn't bait you're the biggest donkey in our hemisphere, seek help
>get a powerful hunting airsoft gun
Powerful air guns are regulated the same as actual guns here