Fine dining is the most pretentious midwit hobby there is, just give me a simple hamburger

fine dining is the most pretentious midwit hobby there is, just give me a simple hamburger

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I'm Welsh

fine dining is a fucking gyp. the french bamboozled the entire world. all their food is either downright vile or not worth the cost and the effort. if you rate french food higher than italian, mexican, asian or even american food you are a total mark

rent free
go have yourself a nice omelette or a crepe and think again on what you wrote

>scrambled eggs and gay pancakes
woah... so this is the power of french cooking

They hated him because he told them the Truth...

Almost every cuisine in the world has some form of crepe, you dunce. And omelette is literally babby's first dish.

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>I don't like french food it's too complex
>I don't like french food it's too simple
as I was saying, rent free

I named some simple, non "pretentious" foods to appease the confused american mind
americans think french food is some kind of fancy buffet of small portions with gay little presentations, but just because france invented restaurant culture doesn't mean we actively partake in it, in fact most french food is descended from peasant food like in every other country
most of our diet is dairy and bread, and maybe we'll eat something fancy on holidays

amen

You’ve clearly never fine dined then.

Fuck I love simple food, it’s why I think British cuisine is some of the best in the world due to it’s utter simplicity and non-pretentiousness.

At the same time fine-dining, I mean going to a legitimately fine establishment (Michelin Starred is ideal) is an experience. The surroundings, the atmosphere, the cutlery, the food and it’s presentation, it’s all a major step up from a normal meal. - It’s not something you have to experience every day or even every month. Or even every 6 months, but it’s absolutely worth it for special occasions.

I went to one at the start of the year in Mayfair. I hadn’t visited this one beforehand. You walk in and it’s basically a super grand palace type of place, someone quickly comes and took our coats from us and put them away for storage. We’re escorted to our table to the sound of the lady sitting on the far side playing the Viola. Every course that was brought out was explained to us by the waiters, they walked through everything and told us what we were eating before we did so.

Overall, as I say, it’s simply a special experience for special occasions. If you want to talk your wife for your anniversary to a fucking Burger King, that’s your prerogative.

I ain't reading this shit, tranny

>the French aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa fine dining aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!
Take your meds

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Surprised americans don't like French food more. The amount of fat is something to behold

Americans are naturally predisposed to dislike anything with a French label on it. They're also poorly educated, arrogant, and very opinionated.

I went out with the gf to a fine restaurant for Valentine's. The food was genuinely amazing. I fucking hate arugula but they made it work, and work well. Obviously not worth it to go often but it's not a meme

>arrogant, and very opinionated
must be like smashing a mirror

Proper french food is great. Coq au vin is one of the comfiest dishes there is.

I like both

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seethe gay anglos cuisinelets

Stereotypes are often far from the truth. You're only able to say this because you've never had an American telling you about your own country.

>tf
>tp
your national dish is literally "this nigga eatin' beans" tier

>michelin stars

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You have like 4-5 good traditional dishes. Italy, China, and Mexico mog France when it comes to food.

Kinda based take desu. All food is just nutrition. Soylent ftw desu.
What is this? pastitso? Looks like Macarona bachamel

feijoada isn't just plain beans. only anglos eat plain canned beans

please consume more money soup

That's a quiche lorraine, a tart with cream and lardons

>guys i used industrial equipment to extract pea essence, froze it with liquid nitrogen and put them in sausage casing to make them look like regular frozen peas

^modern cooking

I'll give you a tart with lots of cream and lard *unzips dick*

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All of those countries have very good food except Mexico

I never ate anything fancy in my life. Am I missing out?

according to OP you must be high IQ so nope

Yes, but maybe it's good because you don't feel compelled to waste a lot of money on expensive restaurants

Worth it going to some nice restaurants now and then, get to try new things thats had a lot of care put into it

no.
its like gambling, you only do it if you have money to throw away anyway

I don’t get fine dining either

Food is a means to an end, its sustenance, its supposed to just taste good and fill you up, but it’s not supposed to be an art.

Lots of food looks ”bad” but is very filling and tasty, like blood pudding or a stew or something, thats good eating

And fuck the pompous dining etiquette too with the 3 sets of utensils and 4 different plates and shit, whats wrong with 1 bowl of food and one knife one fork?

>americans think french... gay
Yes.

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As if a Hamburger at an actually good restaurant would actually be cheap.
Burgerplace takes (with fries, without drinks) like 15€ for that. I can get nice pork filet with mushrooms and Spätzle (pic related) for that at a German restaurant (or a Schnitzel + a beer) or like 2 good pizzas or one really nice steak at my favourite Italian place.

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uma delicia