What did food ever do to the people of Britain that they have such a vendetta against it?

What did food ever do to the people of Britain that they have such a vendetta against it?

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>properly done

The meds sucked out all of the SOVL of the food so the rest of the continent had to do what they could

Brittish people travelled all across the world.
They CONQUERED the world.
And in all the countries they travelled to found people of different cultures with amazing, great cuisines. Spices, different types of cooking meat, different condiments, different types of breads and carbs.

This infuriated the *nglo, so they declared war with the human taste buds themselves.
This is the result

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They just took the whole "bantering the French" thing a bit too seriously

British food tastes alright to me desu. Fish and fries isn’t that bad. The toast inside a toast thing is pretty fucked though.

French cuisine is respected in England, Most of our “posh” meals in fancy restaurants are “franglais” which is a french-Anglo fusion

why do they do it bros

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Are the spaghetti themselves not in there yet? And why is he using little tomatoes instead of tomato sauce? And other questions

Fish and chips is extremely god tier omega based. While the rest of their cuisine might not be great, fish and chips completely BTFOs the >british cuisine meme. One of the best food dishes ever conceived.

You literally eat fermented fish in a can

Invented by Sephardic Jews

Yes

who the fuck goes to fancy restaurants other than nonces?

It took me a good minute to figure out what "spag bol" meant... Anyway whatever it's supposed to be it really doesn't look appetising, they could have at least minced all that stuff.

>t. baz

he never posted a follow up pic

and it is very tasty, just smells a little.

Indian food is very popular here, though?

Not surprising. Americans would eat anything deep fried

>a little

He appears to be boiling the entire lot in red wine

>a little

there's a lot of indians living in London...

yes, a little.
people just exaggerate when they try it, it really doesn't smell that much.

The pregnant one with eggs stinks tho

TIL

What is this? What am I looking at? It looks like the mushrooms and onions are cut way too big, but it doesn't look disgusting per se if you ask me. Just like someone threw some quite delicious things randomly into a pan.

luv me kippers fer brekkie
luv me kippers fer din dins
luv me kippers fer tea

'ate nonces
'ate french grub
'ate french nonces

simple as

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It's called 'an unfinished dish'

Stfu

You should see Maltese cuisine, it's like they took all the bad ideas in English cuisine and made them worse.

damn I didn't know nonces were more successful and richer than normal people

You're supposed to neutralize the smell, not spray it all over yourself like retarded youtubers do.