/brit/

they say lgbt ppl make up a disproportionate amount of youth homelessness and youth suicides. they say that this is because they're disowned, discriminated against etc but i suspect it's because they're melodramatic drama queens who run away from home when they have a tantrum, and kill themselves for attention

as for trannards who get killed for hate crimes, i suspect the real reason for a lot of these is that these trannards are usually doing something creepy like trying to assault women or trick men and their deaths were in self defence from the people they were being predatory to

if your family looked like this or anything similar to it, i look down on you

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societys fault

its ok lad i don't have the money to move anyway
ill continue to browse /k/ and larp for all eternity

honestly think i would have killed myself if it weren't for weed

youtube.com/watch?v=qmsbP13xu6k

who remembers

Life's a happy song, when there's someone by your side to sing along

wish you would do it 190 you fucking idiot

not happening

GCHQ, if you're listening I'll smash your fucking skulls in, how about that. Traitor cunts. Send people to my door I'll kill them too how about that. Faggots.

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What did your family look like?

did you hit your arm on a table while you were dancing?

I could outdrink, outshag and outsmart any Australian. Not bragging, just stating a biological fact.

Nah you're alright

FOY

might treat myself to a new overcoat

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>as for trannards who get killed for hate crimes
They're always drug addicted negro prostitutes, but somehow this never gets mentioned.

More English than you, cunt. I'll fight until my last breath.

I'll snap your neck, plod

name a smart Croatian.

not inbred like working class scum

Elon Musk

based
youtube.com/watch?v=dG1W1h5W17Y

Kid on the right is gonna be a stud. No pedo. Looks like a future rugby captain

this isn't the 1950's anymore lad modern day australians are no different to yanks

cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00788R001700210023-7.pdf

CIA breathing techniques

why do yank intelligence agencies get obsessed with weird esoteric mystical astral knowledge and shit? strong twin peaks vibe from this.

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>spend week looking forward to kend because its my chance to read
>kend comes
>procrastinate till 9:30pm on sunday and then crack open my book an hour before bed

typical

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favorite soda /brit/?
for me it's either a birch beer or a cherry coke with a bit of lime

he's an adult and wearing those fucking velcro shoes?

a lad at work came in a couple of hours late that day and it turned out he'd driven his gf there because she was taking part, our boss asked why his tongue was blue and the daft lad ran to the toilets to check
oh we did laugh at him that day

considered there might be a market for a modern day George Formby
don't have the voice for it though

Dustin Johnson is running away with the masters lads

>Elon Musk
try harder tie lad

caustic

who remembers bootcut jeans

remember reading that absolutely bizarre one about astral projection or w/e to a prehistoric martian society
can't believe these people rule over us

I really liked that film
one after with ricky gervais wasn't as good

fuck off you miserable little scrote

kek

My favourite pop? Got to be either a Ben Shaw's Dandelion & Burdock or a tin of their Bitter Shandy

youtube.com/watch?v=Fbnb-HaJ25U
how do you resolve the fact that almost all musicians are stupid lefties but you still like their music?

lol wtf

lool

old jamaican grape soda

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just fucking grow up mate who fucking cares

politics is football for dorks

not a bent twat who lets politics infect every aspect of their life

For me it's.

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cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00789R002600250001-6.pdf
wonder just how far they've taken all this shite

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Can this be achievable natty?

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Would happily slash the throat of anyone who talks shit about Taylor Swift.

right wing as it gets but love rage against the machine, who cares

>Hello /brit/ what is your favourite [yankism lmao le quirky american doing the "banter" with the "lads] for me it's [yank shite] or [yank shite that only exists in yankland]

seems pretty unanimous

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Taylor Swift looks good, her songs are garbage but that's not her fault, she doesn't write them.

What are you favourite sex positions lads?
For me its 69 and doggy
You are shaggers who have had sex right...

its a psyop from the 70s. the CIA wanted the russians to think western intelligence actually believed that shit
unfortunate and dissapointing

blood in the poo deposit lads

>right wing as it gets

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That's what this is you know, satanic black magic. Sick shit!

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the absolute STATE of christmas ads this year
not a single white family

pressed up against a wall (preferably shower) for me

was gonna buy that but the reviews were terrible

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Missionary and cowgirl with boobs bouncing

looks like a lad desu

settle down rorke

I’m asking you to leave sir

>the absolute STATE of christmas ads this year
>not a single white family

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nope never have
sorry

mum?

her: lying on a towel in the back garden, sunbathing
me: stood in the bath craning my neck out of the bathroom window

christmas is cancelled lad

no different from the last 5 years

stop noticing patterns

Can you IMAGINE feeling conflicted about consuming media because they might have different opinions to you. Fucking hell beyond pathetic

we need to have an honest and frank discussion on 'tans

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So what causes someone to be into cuck shit?

Oliver?

the absolute STATE of diwali ads this year
not a single wog family

69 isn't nearly as good as doggy

I want Amouranth to sit on my face 2bh

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rorke's off his meds

my mum complains too

>, her songs are garbage but that's not her fault, she doesn't write them.
Take that back, cunt

SHE'S GONNA BE SOMEBODY'S BAAABY

cowgirl, she gently mounts me, and says shhhhh baby everything will be ok, then we have sex like an 80s computer game and i cry softly while she holds me