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Fuck foreigners

need me some of this rn

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kill the ketchup kraut

Thread topic: Why is there no Mexican porn industry?

ketchup kraut>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>footkraut

Fuck it, I'm getting drunk again tonight

That is one ghetto room.

how so? ketchup kraut isn't funny and masturbates to cartoons. total bottomfeeder

When I was 18 I gave myself a concussion at my summer job and just toughed it out and kept working. In hindsight I probably should have milked it for workers comp or some shit

This will probably be me in a few weeks. I hope it interacts with a medication and kills me with a seizure.

footkraut isn't funny he only talks about disgusting coomer shyt and about pooping and he's a drumpf supporter
also hentai is cool

>Not eating superior Korean death noodles
Absolute state of /cum/

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those are good too

Thank your based county for giving Joe! the election

poop is funny
trump is funny
hentai is for repressed homosexuals and pedophiles

There is but it sucks and I don't watch porn.

They look good

>microphone
sing us a song

trump was funny in 2015, not anymore hes boring

Both are shit compared to this.

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based

footkraut asked a mexican user to post his underage sister's feet and is attracted to greta
also he likes anal sex

problem?

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ahemhem ting ting ting

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i wonder if we all have brain damage

Contender for worst post of the year.

Krautanon is based, he posted an asian girls asshole the other day

>I don't watch porn.

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i've made 50 worse posts just today. you may not like it, but it was all true.

ppl who are aroused by buttholes are closet scatfetishists

Every time you talk about people that post on /cum/, an angel commits suicide via two shots to the back of the head.

i plan on marrying someone at least 3 years younger than me

Angels have guns?

Were they all on /cum/?
This is just the /cum/ awards. Not the Zig Forums or Zig Forums(nel) awards.
It's basically the Tony's.

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i plan on marrying someone at least 30 years older than me

Of course. You didn't think the Kingdom of Heaven was guarded with swords, did you?

me on the upper right

Is that nigga urkel?

I expected them to be more trad using arrows.

i lied, only made 4 or 5 posts today. i'm going to go grab a sequined gown and tiara from the garage real quick in case i do win.

won a debate

Does he post here? I bet he does. I bet he might even be in this thread right now...

He's posted his picture before. Known cummite

Me sad

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How does this affect you?
You're not going to Sweden any time soon.

i lost my glasses some months ago but i don't want to waste a bunch of money on new ones

This one is good too. Probably top 3 favorite favor.

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wish bars and breweries were open like normal again. talking to you chumps isn't nearly as good as talking too random drunk people and waitresses

I am heavily attracted to cuckolding and wish that I could do it in real life without that degeneracy fucking up my relationship and potential family

POST BOOBA

It's over man you peaked degeneracy.

I went to a couple of bars last night with my coworker. We had a good time. Going out irl is always a million times better than wasting time online

i would like to move to London