/brit/

this is blatantly computer-generated. it's not a real photograph is it

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had haddock, chips and curry sauce on Friday
was proper peng lads

mad the way you can see the hills and that proper wales has hills all over

good
despise essexoids

Reckon England is known Universe wide

Space is so big, that if we could travel at the speed of light, it would still take a million years to reach the moon

>fish eye lens
every. single. time

>THE British Isles are captured in all their beauty from 246 miles above the Earth.

>Released by NASA, the majestic shot taken from on board the International Space Station shows Great Britain and Ireland in incredible detail.

looking at rightmove houses lads
rich people really dont know how to spend their money

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open the fucking pubs

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t. paki in romford

never been a day that clear in the past 100 years desu

same with herefordshire and shropshire
hated lincolnshire for how flat it was, very boring countryside

Wouldn’t throw stones in that house loooool

why do people think anti-intellectualism is cool? theres nothing cool about being a brainlet.

Women make up HALF of the population.
There are as many tits are there are people.
Mind boggling.

nah it's not real

what did he do, sniff?

Yeah it's a case study on shaggers

oh, you believe the earth is round?
name every continent, then

Yes my son

essex
cockney
why are brits so lews

kek

don’t get this

go read a book poindexter

think you’re telling fibs mate

Looks like a tradie's house. Didn't have a clue how to increase the value, so he threw some glass up and hoped for the best

I heckin' love science unless it's racist or transphobic science-denier science.

pay nurses tobbacconist wages

jesus wept

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8951455/Knife-gang-jumped-car-stab-16-year-old-brazen-east-London-attack.html

leftypol feeling enriched by this one

space? don't care never leaving this planet
nice houses? don't care never going to afford one

Actually good reddit but only because it's about how shit reddit is

reddit.com/r/badunitedkingdom/

Seething non essex 'man'

Redpill me on isle of man

Lucy.

whistled inside it and it sort of echoed

bet it worked as well

no, leftypol is turning yet another blind eye

These people avoid facing reality till they're too old to change it (then they blame the Jews for making life too hard)

actual virus

tacky
but would be cosy if it has underfloor heating and it was PISSING it down, biblical flood downpours

I can see my flat from here

Take the Deanopill

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am i allowed to call myself an indigenous or aboriginal brit?

nothing wrong with science. scientism is cringe and midwit tier though...

it's got worse over time, used to be full of right wingers making fun of uk subreddits, now leftoids have flooded it too

*names dozens upon dozens of continents leaving you in stunned silence*

>pornography? don't care never having sex

Probably should've stuck to the tried and true and installed a spa/jacuzzi/whatever you pommy cunts call them

Herefordshire and Shropshire are second-rate hill-let counties, whereas Worcestershire is an abundant hill-ful county of joy and prosperity

t. posted from the hills of Worcestershire

warwickshire bvll reporting in

there’s only one continent the human continent

Nah white supremacist vibes

dad put scrambled eggs on top of leftover pizza
he's calling it an English breakfast since it has egg, toast, sausage, tomato and mushrooms

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what do you call them?

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Went to the dog track in Romford once. Nice day out, and felt more like traditional London than actual London ever did

reading about girolles and chanterelles, seems like the French have outdone us in this instance

yes

What's going on with her legs?

*government makes cuts to police*
Lefties: NOOO WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!

*government refuses to defund the police force*
Lefties: NOOO THAT'S RACIST LET US POLICE OURSELVES

nothing in that statement denotes supremacy though. just order of arrival.

I don't make the rules mate

Don't know much about Warwickshire desu, but visited Warwick itself a few times recently and was surprised by what a pleasant little town it was. Do love some good old timber-framed buildings, imagine you've quite a few picturesque little villages like that

spa mate

knew a bird called 'chantel'

based midul tarq lads

west mids rise up

leave it on reddit next time

if you're gonna parrot what some random jackass says on twitter then why not just say it yourself?

you're either a coward without conviction, hiding behind a literally who
or you're a shit stirrer who knows he's a contemptible sack of crap

it's alri, has little villages dotted about and is mostly fields
simple as

Used to think a garden hot tub was the tackiest thing on earth but ever since going to Budapest and going in their hot outside baths on a winters night I fancy one

*walks towards you*

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oh good, /brit/'s currently in one of its gay little 'aggressive' moods this morning

grim name, chavvy early-2000s connotations here

>primary school kid offs herself because she was gender confused and got bullied for it.

well done leftypol, we will chalk that one down for you.

>if you're gonna parrot what some random jackass says on twitter then why not just say it yourself?
>you're either a coward without conviction, hiding behind a literally who
>or you're a shit stirrer who knows he's a contemptible sack of crap

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peachy mate, thanks for asking

this should explain everything you need to know
youtu.be/Yg5C3ZVk1kg

Tired of life lads
No jobs
Cant afford a place to live
No gf
Pubs are shut
Gyms are shut
Cant stop eating
Fucked it

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holy cockwomble, bit of an overreaction?

wonder what kev's up to these days

the eggs look well done

What do I do in my spare time? I take screenshots of literally whos on Twitter and post them on a mongolian basket-weaving forum.

Coventry should be part of Warwickshire

I simply can't read more than one line of greentext

give it a rest john oliver

Nothing particularly tarq about the midlands desu, although urbanite runts often see it that way because they think anything ending in "shire" is just an extension of the home counties

VGH... WEST MIDS... HVME...

I would recommend developing a drug habit
good way to take your mind off things

coventry is fucking vile and has no place in shakespeare's county

Do you live in an urban, suburban or rural area?

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perfectly adequate
if you disagree then say why, commenting on the verve of my statement is a deflection

went to about 4 different bath places in budapest
love how you can get some top draw scran and booze on the night then go and sweat it all out the next day at the various spas. such a peng city.

The posters are having a go at their imaginary friends again

rorke getting called bossman by kids in poundland on his 'work for your benefits' scheme placement, much to his ire

youtube.com/watch?v=QwNENr8omM0

helps with the weight as well

yeah

I'm thinking avo on toast for lunch today lads

How much (if any) of Birmingham counts as Warwickshire? I know that for cricketing purposes your county made the sickening decision to re-brand as the Birmingham Bears for T20. Birmingham and surrounding areas are by far the worst thing about the West Midlands desu, which is why I've always been a bit sceptical about Warwickshire

Had one until lately
Stopped smoking weed and doing gear

delete that mate

OH NO Zig ForumsCHADS WE GOT TOO COCKY

rorke on a roll

no one in the midlands wants anything to do with birmingham

>west mids
I come from
*pauses and inhales deeply*
these end

Warwickshire, Worcestershire and Staffordshire are the REAL home counties

Yeah

Anyone started learning (or relearning) a musical instrument as an adult? Is it even worth doing if you have no intention to perform anywhere and just want to do it for personal satisfaction?

Yeah love ambling around looking st those quality tiled rooves too, great little trip

birmingham was historically all warwickshire, think it changed in the 70s so we no longer have any association with that shithole thankfully

Worcestershire is the poor mans Herefordshire

city centre and northeast and east were warwickshire
most of of the west and south were worcs
northwest was shrops

nothing is worth doing, ever

what the fuck kind of retarded question is this? just do it you fucking spastic

i'm dab at FL studio, like doing remixes
just not very creative on my own

No, if you don’t plan to become a professional musician it is literally pointless, post on Zig Forums instead

remember when the people rose up and marched on wall street and set up camp there to pressure wall street and the government to stop their corrupt shenanigans? that was good. but then wall street simply mobilised leftypol to barge in and demand that all white men be forced to the back of a "progressive stack" so that the only people who can speak are black trans women, and all they talked about was racism and the patriarchy instead of challenging the financial corruption. and anyone who wanted to talk about anything else was screamed at and called racist.

yeah thanks for that leftypol. we could've got that problem sorted but no, that would be racist. everything's fucking racist now innit. useful idiots.

theguardian.com/education/2020/jun/25/abolish-whiteness-academic-calls-for-cambridge-support

staffs not shrops you fool

Could you stop talking about these weird non-counties, thanks. As a proud essex man all these-shires and -sters mean nothing

Despite previously referring to them as second-rate hill-let counties, I'd be tempted to add Herefordshire and Shropshire to that list as well, because they're actually quite comfy and underrated.

Just a very comfy and peaceful part of the country desu, quite fortunate to grow up here. It's only when I got a bit older that I realised that a lot of the rest of the country is quite shit in comparison.

wrong
different neighbourhoods were part of different counties and the border was pretty convoluted

Somebody with an account set this cunt straight please.

someone say the n word

nappy

another veiled anti brum post
FUCK OFF

might eat some dong

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Who here will take the bald pill with me?

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yeah my b
but there were some random shrops exclaves in the black country

nonce

Ilkeston is the beating heart of England

>become unemployed in march
>have around 200m of garden space, start maintaining and growing plants
>almost entirely self sufficient already, kept busy everyday tending to my garden
>been happier and more fulfilled with my life than i have for years
>somehow this is a bad thing and i should stop all this and go back to work
don't think i will lads, see you on the other side

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