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too early

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morning lads just woke up
ate an edible for brekky

ronseal wood filler

>This guy is genetically 50% white.
LADIES AND GENTS I PRESENT THE GENETIC OREO

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I prefer big boobs but I prefer arse to tits in general, so I can cope fine with the missus having small tits cos shes got a cracking bum

some weights

nice clothes?

I don't prefer them but only chestlets are attracted to me. Have had to lern to focus on ass/thighs

GRIM GRIM GRIM

she looks ugly and i would not have sex with her

emotionally engaging conversations are for poofs
prefer chatting about footy, slags and beer with the lads

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I want to walk down the street and literally punch every woman I see square on the jaw breaking all the teeth in their rancid skulls

*puffs

An incredibly beautiful and iconic vehicle.

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Can't you just buy those colourblind glasses

youtube.com/watch?v=vS5vvuToj74

*poofs

cheesy puffs?

haha luv this post coz its so random haha like wtf does this have to do with british culture hahah typical wacky yank always surprising us over here haha keep it up lad

you're wrong and you're a grotesquely ugly freak

alri elliot

the beta deano mobile

foren muck

love your work

The problem with big tits is that they usually look much nicer when clothed. Smaller/average sized tits often look nicer when the woman is fully naked.

I can already tell by the picture that this person cannot pronounce the letter H

reckon you'd break down and cry if a woman hugged you.

You should see lightskin vs darkskin discourse. Real dark blacks hate light blacks because pretty much almost every successful black is lightskin, from Obama to Beyonce and Nicki Minaj etc, and the lightskins are also the ones to make a bigger deal about black lives matter and lefty politics.

Now he can see in colour, but the side-effect is he has to wear shit glasses which everyone will judge him over his entire life.

he's already colourblind, he doesn't need colourblind glasses

have you had an imaginary opponent who wasn't ugly? or are you just incapable of defending yourself when you're wrong

I'm a chad and I drive one.
Big-Willy mobile.

post jawline

UGANDA be kidding me!

southampton soylent university

sexier than your nan

buy sex toys and fetish clothing from amazon and wank yourself silly all day

These just make the colours look different so you can distinguish them more easily. It doesn't magically make you see more colour since the problem is further back in the eye itself.

There isn't a debate, it's poof. As in, you are a poof. Puff isn't correct so nor is it an insult, next.

or you could just learn how to spell

This bint has a rather alluring face

i.4cdn.org/int/1605507034661.webm

i dont care about race bros. i just want a nerd wife

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the leftypol manifesto

Contemplating the nuances of poo.

Man up and get an aldi on finance

P E N G

>the lightskins are also the ones to make a bigger deal about black lives matter

Now that I don't understand at all. It's always the lightest ones that go into this woke politics the most

have you ever had an imaginary opponent that didn't have a weak jawline?

lads
I was trying to delete stuff of my phone that was no longer needed and I ended up wiping everything completely.
How do I get it back? I don't have a Google Account for backup and I'm using Android.

pure shit

some walking boots and 18 months to roam the hills of England
the Western Canon
a barbell

yet to have anyone prove otherwise

this is me

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makes sense to me
mixed people are more likely to have identity crises

the beta deano mobile is obviously the vauxhall corsa

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>meet mew girl
>ask her out on a date
>everything going fine, talking about random stuff
>out of nowhere she suddenly tells me a story of this weird guy who had a crush on her and always asked her for feet pics
>she says guys like that are fucking disgusting and all her friends made fun of him
>tfw im actually a big footfag

this has happened to me three times, with three different girls. At some point they would randomly bring the topic of how footfags are disgusting. What the fuck

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What does it say? I don't speak killing Palestinian kids language

can fit my finger down my willy hole.
is this normal?

NEED a black gf

Clean Living KING.

and how many of your incorrect positions have you successfully defended?

lol the mutt reported my post. fucking baby.

you mean the foreskin or the actual willy hole

failed deano mobile

losing love is like a golf ball in your heart

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jewish

*takes her wig off mid coitus ghettogaggers style*

lotta white girls gave her shit for that
I should be able to fap to negresses dressed like Hinata in peace

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youtube.com/watch?v=iKCw03cY9zE

>Clean Living

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>taking arguments on 4channel seriously

I bet you were thinking about that joke all week.

Small car = Big willy.
Big car = Small willy.
Simple maths.

Love the sly little dig at Argentina edit

actual willy hole...

i mean, most cosplayers wear wigs

They're right. Footfags are a foul, wretched peoples who deserve nothing more than a slow painful death

that is funny same thing happened to me a couple of times. not a footfag tho.
footfag literally on the ropes

that's fucked

>>mixed people are more likely to have identity crises

Why? I thoughts mutts loved being able to say they have twenty different DNA origins in their body

based guardian of the royal ale of england

>choosing to be consistently wrong

footfags are worse than paedos and scat freaks

cultural appropriation innit
of japs, not whites, but that doesn't mean whites can't point it out

guarantee you're obese and lonely

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have you ever had an imaginary opponent that didn't take arguments on 4channel seriously?

as a footfag scat freak I don't know how to feel about this.

good place to find scat videos?

>girls who don't wear dresses to first dates

le in the bin

(unironically)

ever heard of the ROTATE TOOL? fucking fool

*chefs kiss*

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you cant afford to be picky with girls mate.
youre basically an incel.

and druggies love saying everyone does drugs

The Alistair-mobile.

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Reckon I could get a gf but honestly hate myself so much that I will never be able to respect any girl that loves me and thus find it difficult.

Oh well gonna redownload tinder and see if I can find a girl I hate more than myself

I hate women

doubt a miserable runt like you has literally ever had an actual date with a girl

freshscat, heavy-r, thisvid, mless, scat.gold, etc. just google around.

beggars can't be choosers (this is an advice for you if you didn't get it)

You've shagged less than 30 women in your entire life.

>the Western Canon
as in the concept or the book by harold bloom?

yes i can

A clown takes a pratfall

this is why i don't like dates
women like talking about all the fucked up shit other coomers have already done to them

i wouldn't even mind as much if it was just penis in vagina
but no matter what all women have all been though some weirdo obviously porn derived shit foot fetish armpit licking shitty bdsm choking mental abuse
if a man has a gf he is a pervert and is just waiting to do his perverted shit to some slag

unironically the one night stand shaggers are more pure than the girls who have been in relationships for 6 months or more

>Reckon I could get a gf but honestly hate myself so much that I will never be able to respect any girl that loves me and thus find it difficult.

>Oh well gonna redownload tinder and see if I can find a girl I hate more than myself

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really wish you hadnt posted that

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Lockdown2 on the ropes already

yes the mate the insecure runt whos never had a gf and couldnt even shag during freshers week can be picky. fucking lmao you utter loser

I once made up a foot fetish to impress some girls I was in a hot tub with
I wanted to seem exotic

chebs

Been using a good quality sounder I hope

Come on now. Don't be so harsh on him

(the basedmobile)

>yes i can

was going to do an alcohol free week but I am too weak so i am going out to buy some vodka

i bet that worked and you ended up shagging them?

>closest to an SUV in the shot is a landrover with a canvas cover
Fuck kind of boomer convention is this

do animals know if a human is ugly or not

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Just give your money to a twitter Findomme instead and pray she humiliates you

no

omg did I not shag during this one week of the year in my whole life?

fuck im doomed

nooooooooooooooo heckin noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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a true shagger opinion

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some really peng cars around that one. Really strange somebody took a pic of this one.

Me too. But Cider

all the cars look to be from 50s-70s

uganda be kidding me

honesty is the best policy after all. you date a whore, she knows what she is and doesn't hide it. most women don't want to admit their whores and engage in trickery and subterfuge to ruse you.

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disingenuous gimp. everyone knows youre a coping loser.

would probably like to see a 190 and moni sex tape ngl

CEO of CHAD

Rape

has 190 ever posted his mug here?

Rape