Why do burgers fear seeing their parents naked?

>Go to sauna with your family
Daily event in Finland

>Burger sees his dad's penis
Life ruined

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do Finns really?

Mate why are Europeans so bloody odd

there is no way i wouldnt stare a hole in my older sisters tits when i was 14 if we took naked sauna together. you finns dont know how lucky you are.

My dads dick is the same size as mine

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Coomers like you are reason why incest porn is so popular.

>there are people on Zig Forums right now who haven't seen their mother sunbathing topless

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Because we have some sauna culture I'm scarred for life.

>be lil kid with lil kiddie dick
>go with dad to sauna
>dad whips out monster dong (regular size)
>compare with my ungrown babby benis
Fuck that shit, parents should tell their children that things get better after puberty.
I was insecure until my 18th when I lost my virginity and she said 12cm was perfectly average.

Isnt it kind of weird for a daughter to know what her dad's dick looks like?

You guys are joking right?

It's okay to bathe with your daughter until she's married.

>Lmao burgertards with their insecurity about being naked

>and she said 12cm was perfectly average.

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It's normal, no problem as long as no babby is created.

Nudity is indecent.

Does she have big tattas?

I saw my parents naked a lot as a child and my father sometimes still drunkenly sleepwalks around the house naked in the middle of the night.
Seeing my current fat old mother naked would be pretty gross though.

City kiddy never went to piss near a tree at the same time as his dad?
Picha española nunca mea sola

When I was a kid I sometimes took showers with my mom and dad and didn't think it was weird

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I took showers with my mom but I couldn't imagine a nasty hairy dick in my face as a toddler

this confuses and upsets the american
its just skin pardner

Penis should not be showed to children, it is the life origin/creator, my dads dick is engrained in my memory

>tfw family were nudists
>tfw normalizes seeing people naked with literally zero (0) negative affects
It honestly disgusts me when I see people talk about how they just need to jerk off if they see a woman wearing pants any tighter than a literal garbage bag or because they saw their sister's tits. Literal subhumans that are not fit to live in a society. Sometimes I think about why America is the way it is and I'm shocked were not even worse than we are given that's the average American's mindset.

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Do you even get aroused for sex? You must be desensitized.

Who the fuck are you talking to?

he gets off looking at pictures of bathroom tiles

Very virgin/voyeur response.

I saw my dads penis once when he exited the shower and it felt really gay.
Not upset just confused

The coomer mindset

I was fine seeing my siblings and mom naked but seeing your dads dick is nasty and gay. Dick is literally creator of life.

Yes because sex is sexual. You monkey-brained animals think that the nudity = sex too. It's extremely easy to decouple the two as long as you're not a freak. They are two separate things that have nothing to do with each other.

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>when I lost my virginity and she said 12cm was perfectly average.

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but if you grow up seeing naked women all the time and you become desensitized how do you get hard when a girl gets naked and tells you to put it in? if nudity isnt sexual do you even get aroused when girl sends you nudes?

Quite correct, thank you for your contribution based burg

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Found the virgin

Nudity need not be sexual
Intimacy with a partner? Way different

How do you get turned on if you are used to nudity and a girl gets naked

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... I'm not sure how to answer to that dude
Like, okay let's imagine two scenarios
A) you're hanging out with a group of people and one (or more) girls are wearing no bras, you can see the nipples through the fabric or maybe even directly with those hippy open-side shirts
B) a girl is lying down on the bed, topless and you're sitting on top of her cheeks, giving her a massage while she moans
You see at most a bit of sideboob

Do you get what I mean with intimacy?