Ven land, Suomi, Finland, explain yourself

I have learned the first verse of Ievan Polkka and my tongue feels so sore

How the fuck do the finns live day-to-day
Do they have some inhuman tongue genetics in order to be able to handle their tongue-twister language every day

I love the music but what the fuck

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pic related

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that is written in eastern finnish dialect

does that really matter though
is it such a big difference
because i think it would kill my tongue either way

and yes, that song is purposefully difficult. I struggle to sing it.

fact: finns have the strongest tongues in the universe

i don't doubt it
yes i understand it but you cannot possibly deny that aliens have some involvement in the construction of the "Finnish" "language"

voi vittu

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Sorry I have to be quiet because my roommate is sleeping

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>tfw eastern finnish bvll with no difficulties to sing this

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KEK looks gay, JK love finns

how is "voi vittu" "oh fuck"
and google translate tells me "voi" is "butter"
what trickery is this, what arcane spells am i conjuring, what esoteric knowledge has been instilled upon the finns

the english one seems more tiresome to me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>tfw bull from the city of pori and no difficulties

>I struggle to sing it.
You're weak. I don't and I'm a faggot from Helsinki.

this guy does it while his roommate is asleep instantly meanwhile it took me like an hour to be able to say the entire thing with a shitty accent
how come, my tongue does not become obliterated from the utterance of the english language

yes a lot of homonyms in finnish
>insert kuusi palaa meme picture here

voi is butter
voi is also "oh"

and voi is also kind of "to be able to"

"Vittu" comes from Swedish "Fitta". It means "cunt". But I think Finns use it like English "fuck".

"Voi" does mean butter but that's another word than the one you see here. In this context "voi" is an interjection that means "oh". Thus voi vittu becomes "oh fuck" because it is literally "oh fuck". Nothing weird at all.

what is pic related, how is pic related
explain this, finland
voi voi "oh, butter"
or is it "butter, oh"
or "oh, oh"
or "butter, butter"

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>voi voi "oh, butter"
>or is it "butter, oh"
>or "oh, oh"
>or "butter, butter"
Whichever you want. But if someone said it out loud you would be able to twll.

voi voi is more of a "stop whining" statement

english has it too, i see now
ram ram
ram the animal, ram the action?

i am becoming finland

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voita ei mikään voita = nothing beats butter

How would you laugh in Finnish?
Not a "funny joke" laugh but a "you are a sad person" laugh

Finns you have yet to explain that pic
It is definite proof Suomi was created in Area 51 as a psy-op

I like to have finnish as my mother tongue. It is a very playful language.

no hehheh

very playful indeed;
you're one of those languages where you can just fucking merge everything at your will
you scandinavian fucks love doing it so much that you get literary rape-babies like this:

Lentokonesuihkuturbiiniapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilastuttamattomuudellansakaankohan
do you think this is ok? do you?!

kuu = moon
-si = 2nd person singular possessive suffix
kuusi = number six or a spruce
palaa = to burn
palaa = 3rd person singular of palata, to return
me too

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ah, also
palaa = singular partitive of pala, a piece

kind of wish i could do that with my language man it'd be so cool to be able to just merge everything in one big word-sentence
i see, wish i didnt, but i do

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My favourite thing about finnish language is that is a enormous amount of onomatopoetic words. Actually Finnish language lets you invent new onomatoppetic words. Like for sounds you have heard and have no word for them.

invent new onomatopoetic words?
what do you mean?

sorry i write in bad english, i havent slept for 2 days

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sounds better than original song

lets say I hear a sound that I approximate to sounding like"krönts"

Then I can say to someone. "Mä kuulin kröntsähdyksen"

which translates to "I heard a sound that sounded like "krönts" "