/brit/

Well how are you supposed to eat a meal with a mask on

as a white man im ok with that

In work I answer with "hello ". On my other phone I answer with "wagwaan" because it's invariably cold callers asking me about the accident I was in that wasn't my fault

I'm typically incapable of speaking as my mouth is usually stuffed with nigger penis

never answer the phone
they can go into voicemail or text me

Blood in my shit. Hope its not bowel cancer. Cant be dying at 23

Dark blood is the killer. Light red is just piles

>hoax

Ah yes, schizophrenia

I always say just my name if it's not one of my friends

too anxious to set up voicemail me

Be glad your scandal is just about a fucking dinner

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It depends on the blood colour, mate

Not the point I made now is it?

You don't get to prosecute people you surrendered to.

HOLY SHIT LADS

IT'S HAPPENING

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@134325868
Shit bait

Oh good. Going to stop drinking for a bit and eat more fibre/drink more water. Can't be having haemorrhoids either.

Reminder that women are cattle instinctively attracted to obedient service to iron-fisted men

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point of dresden was to destroy germany after the war too
directly hit the people that were going to rebuild the country
get them to state their business after a short hello

leftypol on the ropes

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hopefully twitter bans trump once he's not president anymore

moshi moshiii anooooo wa desu kedoooo~~

Stop wiping so hard as well. You're doing yourself no favours.

sucking a duracell AA battery

He's President forever, America is like that. The Secret Service will be paid to guard him, his (soon to be ex-)wife and his kids for the rest of their lives.

>tories are scum

Wow, who knew

why

walk up to the ceo
hand him your number
answer the phone with a firm ahoy-hoy
sorted

Im shitting igneus rocks at the minute due to my diet of pizza and beer i wipe and theres nothing there

He'll still be president all next year

find it a bit weird to answer with anything other than hello

Get some rehydration sachets from the supermarket, they're next to the multivitamins. They're almost always blackcurrant flavour for some reason

im not actually

well twitter isn't part of the secret service he's not entitled to it

Is it possible to make good "baked" potato in the microwave lads? I just put my spuds in the microwave covered in oil or salt, hopefully they come out fairly crispy. Can't be arsed waiting for the oven at this time.

He had twitter before and will have twitter after

Based
The thought of the people being defrauded by a few conniving demons in human skin is almost erotic

They live such amazing lives

Parler's the new hotness anyway

Yeah it’s just not as good

are they any good?

>Is it possible to make good "baked" potato in the microwave lads?
No. And God help you if you use margerine instead of butter.

youtube.com/watch?v=vmxgnhdKnek

yeah i feel like a weirdo saying 'x speaking' but if i don't they usually ask anyway to confirm so it feels more efficient

Twitter was going downhill before Trump, annoyingly his love of it (and peoples hate of him) kept them up

>I just put my spuds in the microwave

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No. I’ve tried a million times.

I use them and they work, that's all I can give you

*surreptitiously duckduckgos parler*

hey brit, talak, talak, talak
x

Speak

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the leftypol spaniard actually managed to hack out a good post

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

you should've said "I'm out of juice!"

Americans stand poonited more like

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ngl the double big mac was delish

What's his endgame?

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bazza votes tory
tory steals from bazza

donated more blood plasm monday
notice a lot of the young girls there trying to establish eye contact
pitifully simply creatures, them
moreover gave it a lot of thought and realised i'm donating in the belief that insurances will correctly manage the freed up funds from more plasm in storage
that is one hell of an assumption, but I can't let it cloud my ego altruism
since if I lost interest in donating from an ego altruistic perspective, and did it solely for the poon, i'd be hypocritical or something
unsure

almost passed out from being sat upright
very embarassing

You can make homemade crisps by cutting potatoes really thin and putting some oil on the slices with a brush. Can't really bake it though

looking like a turtle
aha

Tempted to pick the lock on my flatmates room and smash their ukelele into a million little pieces so they can stop playing fucking Bruno Mars at 1 in the fucking morning

>pitifully simply
>very embarassing
pathetic display
will be removing myself shortly

It is a just cause, go forth

yeah should have

Playing the ukelele lads

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lodge a complaint
nobody wants to hear a fucking ukelele

What song are you playing

thinking about BBC again

Kill your family to slow the reckoning of climate change

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If I see someone without a mask on public transport I sit in front of them and stare them down and they get visibly uncomfortable and eventually put it on

Most of the time its obvious incel types or people who visibly have 4 IQ

*claps along because i'm happy*

just the way you are by bruno mars

recording music for a corporate video are we

Thank you for your service

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Not a fan of sertraline anymore. The first month or so was incredible, gave me back the energy I used to have. but not anymore

people who own guitars and ukeleles
mongs by default

It's not by bruno mars though is it
It's by you

only people i see without masks are elderly

>Most of the time its obvious incel types or people who visibly have 4 IQ
aka the /brit/ populace

ive yet to have a positive response to an antidepressant after trying 4 so you've got that going for you

a tremendous restart

try meth

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>Parler's the new hotness anyway

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getting wannabe hotshots to go to a big party in switzerland by paying big appearance fees and crafting flashy campaigns

Mum's got into a spat with nan.
May sound a bit heartless here but as it stands inheriting nan's house is just about the only chance I have of owning property but at this rate it'll probably be going to my aunt. 'uck sake.

wish i had a fun friend like kramer

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based

actual racist