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Laozi edition

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>de gay

>de gay

powerful....

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poo

a “leftist” is actually whoever disagrees with me and dyes their hair

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poo

> 272.48 million vehicles were registered in the United States in 2017. The US adult population is just over 300 million.

Incredible.

rorke will never come to terms with the fact that he's indistinguishable from an ami flyover

for ultimate proof of this one only had to be on Zig Forums to see all the rorkes desperately rooting for trump

Lived in London my whole life. Save me from this multicultural hellscape.

wheres the exciting new post/

vtubers lads

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Imagine having such passion in life as this man. I marvel at his ability to dedicate himself to whatever pursuit he sees. This is the power of high functioning autism.

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the german is a deeply bitter obsessed mong. sad fucking freak, and a nonce like all germans

AZ Quotes more like Azerbaijani Quotes amirite fellas?

miss the old /sp/
it's been nearly a decade since it was even remotely not shit

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thinking of the goofy cheap af presents I would get for everyone at christmas or their bdays when I was a broke teenager/early 20s NEET haha

All religion is shit, except Buddhist, Taoism etc.

lel

society...

t. thinks neolibs are leftists
just do some drugs and fry your brain to feel good like you always do

woah so youre saying a nation which has an infrastructure built entirely on car ownership has a lot of cars?
incredible.

my favourite /brit/ topics:
>discussing the merits/demerits of living in London (which is usually followed by screenshots of property for sale, specifically highlighting the lack of living space as well as the overall value etc)
and
>drug talk; where /brit/ becomes an online scag-den all of a sudden, talking about their prescriptions and their preferred dosage.
ah yes very good.

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he's probably neck deep in whiney asian puss, god bless this man

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ok, so you're a /brit/poster
that don't impress me much

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what would be the cause of death here

Making a Sunday roast, will post the results later.

Dadberg sending me an e-mail in which he "strongly encourages" me to have a think about getting on the properly ladder "while prices are flat". This is just weeks after he's sold my childhood home for a £420k profit, passing on precisely zero of the proceeds to me. The gall of boomers ffs

>chad aesthetics
>can probably shag which ever girl he wants
>doing what he loves for a living
>while living in one of the best countries on the planet
im absolutely jealous

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Makes you think doesn't it?

unbridled autism

Saw her on Loose Women a few months ago, she's still fit.

I've decided not to go to japaj

Don't think there's a profession I despise more than management consultancy desu

>politics

YAAAAAWWWWNNNN

*entire audience erupts in prolonged elated applause*

grim that in germanic countries even white models have to go to asia to get sex

pogues dont want to risk their royalties. simple as.

I find "sad little freak" to be much more impactful than "sad fucking freak".

call it vanity, but I believe I could outrun a volcano

being burned horribly by pyroclastic flow and dying in agony, same thing that would have happened to those people in that NZ volcano eruption disaster

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8418409/White-Island-volcano-survivors-living-reminders-tragedy.html
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8418409/White-Island-volcano-survivors-living-reminders-tragedy.html

/spuh/'s peak was the 2012 olympics

what about a professional paedophile

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test

very bold of you to admit

where did I ever imply that

I always thought love was a modern Hollywood invention. Turns out that two lovers died in each other's arms in Pompei.

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mad how kirsty mcoll was churned up by a boat propeller

It's hilarious how much seethe you generate when you mention just how much better London is than whatever grim post industrial hole they're from.

Sorry lads, nobody knows about Clumpton-Upon-Sea. Everybody knows and most admire the great, the noble, and ancient London. My London Town.
>muh rape!
Less tape than your degenerate town.
>much murders
Just niggers. Other than them London is statistically safer than elsewhere in the country.
>muh hipsters and trendy cafes are gay
At this point you're 100% cope and pretending that anything beyond a nightly shanking flat roof pub in your declined post industrial hellscape is bad because it's modern.
Coffee shops aren't my thing personally, but that's the point, it's London. I have options.

Stop coping.

Really want to go to Japan. Will you come with me? Let's get pissed and go to soaplands

kirsty mccoll actually hated singing 'faggot' and would replace it with haggard or similar rhyming terms when performing live even right after the song came out

Don't think those exist desu, not amongst legal professions anyhow

>herrenvolk

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i mean theyre calling him out for the opportunistic rorke pandering cunt that he is

Asian women are better at sex

>>much murders
>Just niggers
youre using american coping mechanisms now

he's a yank on a proxy

the flyovers won’t like this one

would do but i don't fancy being on the receiving end of racism

Didn't know she was a fan of British culture desu

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doing a read

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transscrotal_piercing
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transscrotal_piercing

seek help

Italian women are the best at sex

Amazing man

i'd go with you lad, i've been once already and had a great time

Used to live in London and to be honest it's fun to explore but SHITE to live in.

strange going on about 'seethe' while writing a literal treatise
boring bastard aren't you

>It's hilarious how much seethe
>Stop coping.
ironic consider that dog shit you just posted

and rightly so

what's the point of low calorie ice cream
it's fucking ice cream, if you're a fat shit you shouldn't be eating it in any form

*kicks and passes you the football*

cope. people only shag asians because they can’t get non-alienoid girls. usually blonde or ginger cucks

>opportunistic
The absolute state of leftypol. He's damaging his career by not being a bigger loving, paki sucking regressive faggot.

>while living in one of the best countries on the planet
not for gaijin

link it once, link it twice
i shant be paying the clicking price

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gf doesn't clean her minge properly and it's starting to really bother me

am brown
still don't like brown people
simple as

I’m not sure there’s a single article on wikipedia I’d be less likely to click than that one

i remember seeing smeg in my ex-gfs clitoral hood.

do americans really?

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i don't think his career was doing incredible anyway
besides you can actually make a living grifting rorke's now

real human being

*West African

this
everything outside london in the UK is a third world shithole.

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it doesnt have an image, most of the piercing articles do though

“Herrenvolk shite”

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When will someone write a book about Muslim Fragility?

Stop looking to Kpop singers as the ideal. The above average asian woman can be incredibly sexy, more so than the above average white woman. She is far superior at sex too.

listening to pure shores by all saints

oooh banana

studied herrenvolk shite studies at oxford uni

Odd that his acting career, however meagre it was, has been absolutely ruined since his QT appearance, pretty much confirming the intolerance that exists within the arts towards people who don't conform to the left's socially liberal ideology.

Do Americans really?

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they really do

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* surreptitiously googles Herrenvolk"
sounds pretty based tbqh lads

you are one sad obsessed faggot

thank god I'm a virgin

lolno, they don't like anal sex and aren't very open to threesomes and experimentation.

give this one a go

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cock_and_ball_torture

the humbler is my favourite

It's ok at the right time of life desu (i.e. if you're in your 20s and want to continue the post-uni hedonistic lifestyle while climbing up the career ladder). You won't save much and you'll eventually get bored and feel like you should settle down, but for 3-5 years it can be a pretty fun place to live

You should do it lad, ill buy one

*honks*

Christ what a novel and disgusting concept

link?

Based Heronvolk

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kek am the first and the last one

older brother is a leftoid and the shit he comes out with is beyond parody

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Stellar

younger brother has no chin

but he is right though, tories dont care about the norf now that they hoodwinked the simpletons to vote for them

my brother is a based “lol niggers” kind of guy but when actually pressed for his opinions is actually moderately left

Nobody that has ever been to Edinburgh doesn't think it's the best city in the uk