/brit/
What about this one janman
trip on 190
Saffa wins again, haha
I want her pooing and farting on the catwalk
i go and get some belvitas and janny's only gone and deleted the thread
fucking hells bells!!!!!!!
janny off his nut
escitalopram make me go weeee
a man a plan escitalopram
O gods, ohh
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGFHHHHHHHJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
you know the best way to survive a plane crash?
don't be in it
American; shut your fucking mouth
Toilberg! Is it... over?
>At long last. No weekend lasts forever, my runt.
I see... only toiling... before... me.
going to become a relationship councillor but only give my clients bad advice that ultimately ruins their marriage
>This thread has been pruned or deleted
Is there a website like thiccplanet or something?
how is that any different from current state
migrate
Already booked an appointment for my freedom pass
good one
>Shags your Princess
Toilspammers, no one cares about your struggles and I say that as someone who is also working tomorrow.
*does not migrate*
Why can't they just put the Diana shit to bed, it's not even interesting anymore.
*migrates while thumbing up nose*
smell ya later JFs
is the janny on crack or something?
she was the peoples princess
1st of December every one stop paying council tax they’ll listen then
huh
haha he didn't like that one bit
you ever think 190cm and janny are in cahoots?
doing a poo [spoiler] in the bath [/spoiler]
Say that again?
This is the thread lids
as in cahoots as one man can be
thicc culture has ruined an entire generation of women
In my grandmother's town, where I used to spend the summer scholar vacations every summer during my childhood in the 90's, it became fashionable to adopt during the summer Sahrawi boys from the area controlled by the Polisario front and Ukrainian girls from the Chernobyl zone.
My neighbor across the street were quite rich and they had a huge garden with pool. Well, they adopted a very pretty Ukrainian girl, she used go out in the street in a little bikini and I could see her pubescent pubic hair and I masturbated many times thinking of her.
The problem was the wild Sahrawi child that the next door neighbors adopted. One day I laughed at him and he bit me, yes, you read that right, he bit me, exactly like a dog. And one day I saw him kissing the Ukrainian girl and I got jealous so I peed them both from my balcony.
Fuck off Anastasia, and fuck off Mustafa.
cringe, its easier than ever to make money without toiling
She walks funny
not reading a word of this
this bird is colombian? She used to post quite a bit about my cunt on twitta. SHe congratulated us on independence day or something lmao
are these albanian popstars muslim?
would seem awfully haram of them if they were
or do albanian mobsters realise cash money is more appealing than what happens to their immortal soul?
am i in spain?
una cerveza por favor haha cheers
Arse implants are fucking stupid
thought you were leaving?
just smothered butter upon myself
dont listen to much emo desu, im more of a post-punk, shoegaze and cloud rap type of cutter, but i do really like indian summer, orchid, merchant ships and title fiight. used to listen to sdre, brand new and americ anfootball when i was a teenager a lot too.
indian summer is my favourite tho. angry son is quite the banger.
youtube.com
how about you? got any reccs for emo music?
flippin heck, what an arse
are you a baked potato or something hahahaha
*yawns*
U2
so are women. it's a perfect match
404 wankered already
>gif
fuck off
J-ni-A-g-N-g-I-e-E-rs-S
FREEDOM LICENCE IMMINENT
*sticks my knob in your gaping mouth*
waheyyyy hahahahahaha
our lord and saviour, lads. all hail Richard Stallman
Jack Black is a nonce
jesus christ, does she actually look like that?
she genuinely looks scary. proper fuckin scary mary. if i woke up next to her in bed i'd actually scream.
started on the wine
moved on to the beer
large brandy next
sore head on the morrow
come to /brit/ for posts like this. laughed so hard the gf told me to shut the fuck up.
any leftoids in here want to explain to me WHY the government should provide healthcare to everyone?
haha oh dear you'll be lying in bed for hours hahaha
just bought an air fryier lads and made a batch of chips :)
any good farts done lately lads? need some inspiration
WHERE THE FUCK IS SEASIDE MARK
Serves her right for being an attention seeking e-whore
in a serious bout of depression haha
wahey
Lot less tubby than he used to be
more efficient
one nation for all
all for the nation
it's probably for the best that im not the dictator of this country because a lot of people would die.
Did a Tommy squeaker this morning that made my gf laugh
I suspect he's having a drink
right i've got some work to type up see in you a bit
toodle pip! hahahaha
>free healthcare = left wing
i respect it but i dont agree
What an awful uni term
Haven't been able to go out ONCE
what kind of people exactly
LET GO OF YOUR BITTERNESS AND REALISE YOU ARE NOT ALONE
i don't agree, i don't respect
that post was so tragic I can only assume its your post on a vpn
have a word
See you in 5 minutes
Title fight are brilliant, I suppose if you like them Basement are a British almost rip-off version.
But who i'd rec would be 80s DC bands, Rites of Spring, Dag Nasty, Embrace. A little bit more thoughtful than your average emo band but still very introspective. Dag Nasty in particularly are my favourite.
youtube.com
When I used to cut myself I would listen to a lot of Silverstein but then I heard The Wonder Years and their music was very positive in its message.
shut it you arrogant student
FOLC
Ha makker hoe is het
ye senpai just write off a year in your late 20s...
but are you at least doing well in class lad?
haha this is radical
i like the dismemberment plan
He looks like a pedo.
People who ask stupid questions.
Try saying goodbye to 23, its torture
you'll always have /brit/ la
I've been using this godforsaken website for 11 years now
anyone here have any idea why women are so indecisive and always end up making the wrong decisions on everything?
12 years for me
Are you a soutie ?
not really, also meant to do a placement year but can't find any
Mate, I proper don't give a fuck about you and nobody else here does. Blog on.
should've gone to uni in wales
had a nasty tummy ache last night which culminated in a giant fart, it made my dad laugh `
190 doubling down on his vpn gimmick since no one replies to his normal posts any more lmao what a fucking loser
any tinder experts around care to explain what the likes you have at the top mean
are those likes your profile has got in the last day or so?
TOIL IS ON TOMORROW!
ive seen spunk dribble out of marks erect nob.
There's no such thing as free healthcare. The NHS is funded by mandatory taxes and we are among the highest taxpayers in Europe.
dear oh dear it seems i have tabbed back into /brit/ after promising to type up some work oh no this does not bode well for i
Likes are people who have swiped right on you but you haven't swiped right on them yet
in total not per day
lads
what's the easiest way to farm (You)s on Zig Forums?
>tinder
>2020
lole
unbelievably peng
yeah
normally ignore those
nothing turns me off more than a girl who chases me
Fuck me the jobcentre has nothing in my area apart from cleaning jobs for 5 hours a week and care home assistant positions
tim you spacker