I fell for the STEM meme but i'm too dumb for it and honestly i hate technologies

Legal, Manoel, muito hardcore você.

Silêncio, índio!

It depends on your ethnicity.
For portuguese it is portugal.

I am 10000001% portuguese celtiberian

You can find some ok trade schools in Porto and Lisbon. Most of them are paid I believe.
I think the employment institute can also give you a few free ones (some are shit, some are good, choose wisely). If you are lucky they might even cover most of the expenses.

Personally I would recommend electrician or plumber. Good luck.

Normie cancers
>Because i tought i could fake it till i make it
Unironically fuck off, you pollute our fields
>inb4 engimeme
even more kek

>you pollute our fields
Your fields deserve to be polluted unlike superior Humanities wich i have deep respect and admiration for

I love your baits so much I will feed you (you)s

It's true
Compare the average Stem egghead nerd to the average history academic

The STEM nerd is meek, his brain is atrophied by looking at parenthesis and numbers everyday, he has no class and usually comes from a poor background and wants to "improve" his condition.

Meanwhile, the history academic is cultured, well-mannered and well dressed, versed in the history of his country and provides knowledge and good discussions in the most varied soireés. The history student usually comes from aristocratic families of high pedigree and unlike the simpleton STEM nerd, he doesn't need to improve his condition for he is already a Don

>history academic
If that's muh humanities average, stem is quantum theoretical physics
>The STEM nerd is meek, his brain is atrophied by looking at parenthesis and numbers everyday, he has no class and usually comes from a poor background and wants to "improve" his condition.
Imagine being American
>Meanwhile, the history academic is cultured, well-mannered and well dressed
True

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Why are they so brown lmfao

Roman heritage

Checks out
Germania uber allen

Well, the Milanese are technically Asian.

Imagine willingly spending your life looking at numbers on a computer screen and convicing yourself that it is enjoyable

On the other hand the CHADSTORY academic spends his days learning fascinating subjects about cultures all over the world in the cozyness of the library and gets paid for that.
How can STEM nerds even cope besides "muh wage"?

You meant Neapolitan/larpers
>Imagine willingly spending your life looking at numbers on a computer screen and convicing yourself that it is enjoyable
Animal untermensch

Yes
Untermesch are those who perform servile tasks (aka programming) and actually enjoy them

Milan's clothing industry is mainly based on Chinese workers and businessmen. Theres like 300 thousand of them there.

>Programming as a career
Imagine, that's for eng*neers

Lmao, why are 4channelers such history autists? You picked the incelliest of humanities majors as an example

>history autists?
Every normie should know history
While memelarpers (unless ultra top tier sperglords) end up being this portoanon

Don't do something you dont like, ive been fooled to do economies by my siblings, but i failed so hard, now im stuck and dont know what to do.