Quick: tell me everything you know about Austria

Quick: tell me everything you know about Austria

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german language
german culture
german people

Same basement usage as in Belgium.

Ive only ever been to the vienna train station and it felt like being in an expensive hospital. Same bland pale ugly blockhouses every euro dreams of but with 16$ Big Macs.

germany

since when there are blondes in austria.

They're the arch enemy of Prussia

Where do you see a blonde?

oh wait she's actually brunette
of course she is. larping as nordic celts, is what they are

that's not blonde or even close

An evil little country in Central Europe that went from being a backwater meat shield protecting GVRMVNIVM from h*Noids and sl*Voids to almost dominating Europe to being an irrelevant but wealthy rump state.

Deutscher Fraue
Deutscher Treue
Deutscher Wein und
Deutscher Sang

>t. blonde expert

She is not austrian
Sorry to hear about your inferiority complex Kees

or chatain? wtf

I live there, it's nice
>16$ big macs
How many big macs did you order?

Mountains
Hitler
Mozart

vegemite
bogans
wildlife
lebs
bush
fuck perth

their femanons have good dicks

Dirty blonde is very common in lelgium

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There's way too much to tell about it in regard to the evolution of the state from the earliest days of the roman collapse, to its recent turn to democracy following the final gasping failure of its monarchic dynasties in the early 20th century.

lf they ever try to join with Germany the entire world will nuke them both

Arnold Schwarzenegger doesn't do the dubs for his movies when they are dubbed in German. Apparently his Styrian accent sounds funny to other Germany speakers.

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Wiener Fritzl

My ex is from there
and Hitler
That's all you need to know

It's an even faker country than Belgium is.

Vienna, Hitler, Alaba

Belgium and Austria are real countries

Germans (Bavarians) in denial but they make better music than northern Germans

I'm so horny

in the same way Estonia and Belarus are "real countries"

>Bavarians
>German

bek dicht kankerpedolelg

SEX SEX SEX

perfect hair color. Along with light brown. Is this dirt brown?

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Is he the only man to refute Merry posting?