/brit/

gf's fanner tasted a bit sour today
what did she mean by this?

same but rich teas

>anti depressants
imagine voluntarily taking that poison

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only pakis and brainwashed lefties don't think albert dryden is a hero

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Alri dad give it a rest

there is never an absolute

bacteriums doing their work lid

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Also, when are you coming? Always like showing Zig Forums folks around

the vagina is a breeding ground for a plethora of bacteria and infection. count yourself blessed if you don't drop dead tomorrow after indulging yourself like that.

Didn't he die recently?

Imagine David Mitchell redpilled on race realism

only thing he did wrong was not killing the journalists

virgin

same but kp peanuts
be farting up a storm on the morrow

yeah sorry mate ive had too many lemons lately haha

bet you take tranny pills

cunts in desperate need of a gingivectomy

when you think about it, womyns axewounds are absolutely disgusting.

Fuck off Count Dankula

getting yous from brits has gotten somewhat boring now that i know all of your insecurities and weaknesses. might move on

What board do you think would be good to shitpost on? keep in mind answering constructively will accelerate the process of me leaving you alone

feel like pure shit just want them back

NEW GEOWIZARD KINO
youtube.com/watch?v=CDPhdkdR9qI

I suppose I can try and salvage what's left of my life, but just knowing how much potential I've thrown away is thoroughly depressing

My own fault though

I will be starting next fall semester so in a year

Why do paki hate him ?

Do they really think anyone will listen after the end of this gay lockdown 2.0?

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go gay

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>le state won't bomb their own infrastructure, people will be able to win vs the military, muh vietnam and afghanistan!!!

absolute brainlet take

guarantee that lad has never looked into the ROI in both those wars to understand why they went the way they did

if a tyrannical government is at war with its own fucking population its not gonna give a shit about infrastructure, it would bomb the shit out of places. see: assad, saddam 1991 uprising, virtually any civil war, etc.

have sex CXC

simply having a wonderful christmastime

read his wiki the other day. it said he had a sub-normal IQ but then said he was able to manufacture his own bullets. dont think a thicko could make his own bullets.

another guys cock clearly mixed up her PH balance

>lid
nonce

So, Russell Crowe, I mean, he's trapped, right? They're gonna sever off his head. And he's telling them how to do it?

Oi butter tooth are you here mate

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extremely brainlet take to think the military would ever side against the people in the first world

eating a (yes, singular) homemade chocolate chip cookie. god i wish i could inhale the whole lot.

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You should familiarise yourself with the UK's gun laws

might put dinner in da microwave

poor 'ol blighty...
what have they done to you? what has parliament done to you?
they'll pay. one day. the britons will rise and parliament and the invaders as well as the limp-wristed leftist traitors will face the wrath of the awakened saxon. there'll always be an england.

hear Turkish nationalism is on the rise cause they're being replaced by arab and african migrants just like Israel and all of Europe

Intimidated?
You should be.

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Imagine being one of the people who has religiously subscribed to Belle Delphine's Onlyfans for months, only for her to go and get her tits out for free on Twitter.

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Me too, am reading Schopenhauer right now
I like to brag on image boards about my literacy

they're conformist boot lickers

why the fuck aint noone making a skribbl lobby

It's not actually very difficult

i do both

brainlet

lol he just gets ignored now.
He's sperging out on /sp/ too

Make it yourself you fat cunt

schizo post

Why was a he hero?

Drinking Irn Bru because I love ethnic cuisine.

loooool oi mate is that butter on your teeth haha legend

link?

What zero pussy does to a mf

the duality of man

skribbl.io/?hK1YigNzpiwY

who's the best brit stand up comedian?

a man of culture i see

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Just want a 40 hour a week warehousing or retail job within a 20 minute drive of home is that too much to ask

Mate i dont need to look up the fact they were made illegal after dunblane

What stereotypes do you give to pakis, indians and nigerians ?

Syrians mostly, we are fine with black people because they are usually nice and hardworking here.

mate just go to her profile

conveniently cropped out the rest eh? you look like you're 5'5'' as well.
nice nigger lips/nose too.

id unironically be in favour of dissolving parliament at this point.

True.

My love for my class is my freedom pass

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none of them
arrest all "comedians"

Think replying to someone but making up your own personal fiction that disagrees with them and reality is much more schizo mate

>welsh nonce thinks that post was about him

Imagine giving a shit either way about what some disgusting hairy arsed slag is doing

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just won a game of skribbl haha

Drink a fizzy drink every single day reckon it's not good

fuck retail, it should be illegal

lmaooooooooo

doesn't count if it's not in german

what should i watch on netflix lads

gonna order kfc and need something to watch while eating it haha

What stereotypes do you give to pakis, indians and nigerians?

make sure to tip the deliveroo lad

he stood up to the nanny state after they attempted to bully him into demolishing his house. he righteously killed one of their bootlicking stooges and shot a cop in the arse. should've shot him in the head.

ugly, rapey, dumb

Handguns were made illegal after Dunblabne but can still be used in certain guns club events. You can still buy shotguns and ARs under strict licenses.

criminals, shop owners, criminals

skribbl.io/?3QQn5VPtK3zG

It's in dutch, the better language, translated in 1974

Cope more

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>leave for a month
>come back
>first /Brit/ thread I open 190 is still shitposting
get a life loser.

pakis and indians are basically the same thing
nigerians are niggerish niggerians, need a say more?

>It's in dutch, the better language, translated in 1974

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ever heard the song wonderwall?

skribbl.io/?3QQn5VPtK3zG
skribbl.io/?3QQn5VPtK3zG

Starting in 2 mins

I only tip the delivery driver if they're white.

It has before. Don't look at your country. Virtually everywhere else the army has slaughtered rebels. Spain '36,Greece 1945-1949, USA every ten years/every great uprising, Portugal I don't know but they had Salazar.

ask your wifes boyfriend instead

She has a nice accent

he posts on a trip sometimes now because nobody likes him

why did you come back

It's a piece of piss you can do it with no brain

You look Polish as fuck

there's a byzantium doc on prime I've been meaning to get to
netflix has nothing good on it ever

They'll look high and they'll look low
They'll look everywhere we go
But when the sinners find us, we won't hide
They'll come loud and they'll come fast
We shoot first, we can last
Keep your rifle by your side
Singin' "Oh Lord, this earth was made for us"
Singin' "Oh Lord, this sinful life just ain't enough"
So we'll take a stand
'Cause we must protect our land
Keep your rifle by your side
They'll come day and they'll come night
They'll have our children in their sights
But if they don't have faith, their eyes are blind
They can scream and they can shout
But they can never smoke us out
Keep your rifle by your side
Singin' "Oh Lord, this earth was made for us"
Singin' "Oh Lord, this sinful life just ain't enough"
When we hear the voice
We know we have no other choice
Keep your rifle by your side
They'll have bombs and they'll have tanks
'Cause they've got money in their banks
But we won't fall as long as we can fight
They'll go on and preach their hate
But they won't get past the gate
Keep your rifle by your side

youtube.com/watch?v=D3FrWUMeyac

Easy

Stuart Lee

what's this? one year in the gym and you think you're ronnie coleman?
come back to reality, nigger lips.

>there's a byzantium doc on prime I've been meaning to get to

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Yh ok mate people can buy shotguns

>need a say more
A little bit pls

but why? he was just a retard who shot some councillor who cares

Is children of men on it

Bored while working.

your throat is open boi, slick slick

who.. hurt you..?

I can't deal with the mandem

thanks la', will check him out

>The word was '딱따구리'
alright then haha

Ah yes, she's not pandering to nonces at all...

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I'm beginning to have lifting tits, my hair is thinning out. Only the soy and glasses are missing

absolute spastic
think you're clever?

whoever made that scribbl is a fucking tard

looking forward to skribbl with the lads, but some retard made it all in korean so nobody could get points
not sure if based or cringe desu

Haha some boy

>there's a byzantium doc on prime I've been meaning to get to

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emmett smacking around 5'5 nword lips yanks like he owes him money

whats it called?

she cute
she based

>aha im so frikn epic i make a skribbl game with fricken Korean ahahah

shut the fuck up man

stupid cunt

This belle delphine yh?
Wheres she on?

ah, yes...

.../brit/

Mental I can read this

Shotguns and Assault Rifles. You said that guns are illegal and I was just correcting you, that's it.

she's ugly Tbh

>he doesn't know

yeah?

I wish you'd kill yourself

all me

>taking scribble seriously
how low in life do you have to be where being 'good' at some shitty browser game is your only claim to fame.

anyone wanna play skribbl but non-retard version?_

>translated
polite lie

>spain
>greece
i said first world
>USA
hasn't happened since the civil war and then it was split into halves

Byzantium Story (1995)

I'm British you fucking kaffer.

better than some of the slags the lads here drool over

>korean
Fuck off

need belle delphine crushed under an eddie stobart lorry

Brush up for next time la

>extremely brainlet take to think the military would ever side against the people in the first world
But it wouldn't be against "the people". It would be against a subset of people who've been demonised for opposing lockdown/criticising globohomo/being white.

HE STOOD UP TO THE NANNY STATE
they government has no right to tell a man what he can and cannot do on his own land. if he wanted to build a house on his land then that's his choice, not the states. they were trying to bulldoze his HOME. he was DEFENDING himself and his home.
a man has the right to defend his home from those who are seeking to destroy it. the councillor who died was just a stooge. the men who were really behind the decision to demolish his home were the ones who truly deserved to die, but unfortunate they would have been sitting in the comfort of their office rather than out in the field so killing them wasn't a possibility.

chicken livers on toast for me my lad

you think that's bad?

there's literal spastics here in their discord ruining it for everyone telling each other the score

Recently moved in to a very peng studio and now I have impostor syndrome

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Twitter

Scroll down on her media tab and there's a video clip of her with a fidget spinner buttplug inserted, not even joking.

unbridled autism

>there's a byzantium doc on prime I've been meaning to get to

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nice

>length: 3hrs 19 mins

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ngl I never heard of Diogenes before that Pewdiepie video about him

agree with this

Ok mate.

the score?

She's objectively good looking but still a vile human being.

why do autistic people always have that haircut?
is it because its the same haircut theyve been getting since childhood and theyve just never decided to get a proper haircut?

>Byzantium Story (1995)

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didn't ask for your opinion, 190 children molested.

brilliant post

>i never heard of diogenes
>i watch pewdiepie
it's over my g

/brit/ is a maison ikkoku general

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based

all me

coofid 19