How can I survive a civil war?

How can I survive a civil war?

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wtf is happening ethiopian fren

Bump

Country is heading to shit fren. We want you guys back

Escape to egypt

Imaging fleeing to Sudan

Can I come to your country? I swear I won't rape white women and I'm Christian

I thought the Tigray were getting smooshed and this was ending quickly.

This is just the beginning there will be more to come

Fuck, good luck Ethiopia bro. Maybe you can come here before the thing escalates even further, it's a hard life but I imagine it would be easier than going to the EU.

why are they fighting ? Is this ethnic/religious or is there something else ?

Come to evropa Prester john

Thanks Serbro

Ethnic tension is so high. It's becoming free for all Balkan style

You'll be fine

Good luck bro, do you have any way to gtfo if it really goes to shit ? Is the capital safe ?

>please white ppl come help
No

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You're fucked m8. Don't rely on the peacekeepers, they'll do fuck all to protect you. Keep your head low Ethiopia user.

I hope for a full scale Egyptian intervention

>It's becoming free for all Balkan style
This is what our analysts have said as well, Ethopia is going to have a clusterfuck same as Yugoslavia did, and that can't turn out good. I've read that in 72 hours our president will attack the rebels if they don't surrender but you probably know if this is serious or not while I don't know since I don't live there. If shit gets tough I'm pretty sure Serbia is one of the few countries still open so you could get a plane ticket and gtfo if the situation is really dire. Whatever you do I'll be praying for you bro, I really hope you guys don't end up having a war as blood as we did.

To survive a civil war, one need to be in a group of at least 20 people. Enough livestock to survive on eggs and milk. Some kind of fence or wall around the community. Guard posts and few weapons with ammunition.

Yes it's safe for now but surrounded by the major ethnic group who wanna btfo us any day now

>our president
*your president

Which ethnic group are you, bro?

You're so kind. You must be an orthodox

Pragmatic, I approve.

Also don't come to Europe, we are full, we don't need you.
Go to Israel, they are probably responsible for this war anyway so it's their duty to take you as refugees.
And Jewish girls are sluts and love Ethiopians cocks.

>just as Ethiopia makes Egypt seethe by completing the Renaissance Dam, Corona-chan hits the country and civil war restarts
Curse of the (((Pharaohs)))?

Do you really think you stand a chance?

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Likely

You have the Ark of the Covenant, just open that up and burn the enemies' faces off.

Give back Somalia's land faggot.